"I thought the alarm clock was an oncoming car. I punched it to bits"
"I was the red sheep of the family"
"I get called Postman Pat. Although I’ve never had a black and white cat called Jess."
"I reckon Sir Alex Ferguson would have taken me by the balls. Just like Vinnie"
"Mark Lawrenson brings a whole new angle to football punditry because he’s so unintentionally camp..."
"It wasn’t until I sat down with my family to watch EastEnders the other week that I realised Dirty Den was dead!"
"People likened Peter Schmeichel to Neville Southall, but I thought Nev was better..."
"I wasn’t picked for my school team whilst I was playing for St Johnstone. I reckon it was because I hadn’t done my homework..."
"Capello’s style wasn’t right for Real. We won but we didn’t win beautifully. The fans pay to see a spectacle..."
"Theo Walcott will be one of the best players in the world in three years..."
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