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Group A: Czech Republic – Might Not Surprise A Few People


Wednesday 23 May 2012 15:19

The Back of the Net team continue their countdown to Euro 2012 with Paul Watson studying Group A's last and possibly least team, Czech Republic...

Past tournaments have shown that you underestimate the Czechs at your peril. However, that’s unlikely to happen because this Czech team is exactly as good as you think they are.

Tournament Pedigree
Despite being rank outsiders, Czechoslovakia won the tournament in 1976. However, since the Czech Republic’s divorce with Slovakia in the early 1990s it only has the title on weekends and holidays.

The Czechs reached the final of Euro 96 but it was under centuries-old coach Karel Brückner that they truly became a force to be reckoned with. Despite often referring to his team as Austria-Hungary, Bohemia or middle-Pangaea, Brückner had a mastery of tactics. A strike partnership of the thirteen-foot Jan Koller and dog-like ball-chaser Milan Baros proved devastating – backed up by Pavel Nedved, who excelled in a position around three inches offside.

The Czechs played sensational football to reach the semi-finals of Euro 2004 but fell to Greece, who bundled home a Silver Goal in extra-time. It was especially unlucky as the Silver Goal rule had only been invented halfway through the first half, replacing the unpopular Golden Goal rule and predating the baffling Ruthenium Goal rule.

Road to the Finals
The Czechs started their 2012 qualification campaign badly with a 2-0 defeat against Lithuania and struggled to make up ground despite ruthlessly thrashing Liechtenstein 2-0, twice.

A pivotal point came with a hugely controversial late penalty to draw 2-2 with Scotland. Jan Rezek dived to win the spot-kick, becoming public enemy No.1 in Scotland, and didn’t help matters in his post-match interview where he insisted Danny Wilson had tripped him before adding that he had "thought Scotland was a province in England" and that Irn Bru was "just stale Fanta".

Coach: Michal Bilek
Bilek is not the most popular of coaches. Indeed, in a recent poll 96% of Czechs wanted to see him sacked. Of the remaining 4%, 3% stated a desire to see him killed instead and 1% gave answers that actually related to former Middlesbrough striker Mikkel Beck. 

Man To Watch: Petr Cech
Champions League hero Cech will be looking to eradicate memories of Euro 2008. Leading Turkey 2-1 in the dying minutes of a must-win group match, the usually flawless ‘keeper gifted Nihat Kahveci an equaliser by letting the ball squirm from his grasp. Moments later Cech was again at fault as Nihat scored a winner. On an error-strewn evening Cech also accidentally sent a case of expensive wine to Nihat’s address rather than his and correctly filed the Turkish player’s tax return.

More from Back of the Net
Group A: PolandRussiaGreeceCzech Republic
Group B: Netherlands
Germany Portugal Denmark
Group C: SpainItalyCroatiaRepublic of Ireland
Group D: UkraineEnglandFranceSweden


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Back of the Net is a surprisingly funny football blog by Paul Watson and John Foster with guest appearances from TV comedian Mark Watson. For more, see their site and Facebook page. Paul Watson's book Up Pohnpei: A Quest to Reclaim the Soul of Football by Leading the World's Ultimate Underdogs to Glory is available now.

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