Forlan, Falcao & fantastic breasts

Fourteen things IâÂÂve done in the last few days...

1) Visited a town in southern Brazil where German is the first language and all the buildings look Bavarian. I didnâÂÂt catch Rudi Voller quaffing fat-headed beers in a beer hall wearing lederhosen though.

2) Bought Sexuality by Billy Bragg.

3) Got told off for singing it. I think the line: âÂÂIâÂÂve had relations, with girls from many nationsâ caused the offence, rather than âÂÂI had an uncle who once played, for Red Star Belgrade.â Or maybe it was my dreadful voice.

4) Watched United win on TV against West Brom and Everton. ItâÂÂs easier watching United on television in Brazil than it is in Burnage. Not that IâÂÂve ever watched United on the box in Burnage.

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Andy Mitten
Editor at Large

Andy Mitten is Editor at Large of FourFourTwo, interviewing the likes of Lionel Messi, Eric Cantona, Sir Alex Ferguson and Diego Maradona for the magazine. He also founded and is editor of United We Stand, the Manchester United fanzine, and contributes to a number of publications, including GQ, the BBC and The Athletic.