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RESULTS Sat 28 Apr Everton 4-0 Fulham, Norwich 0-3 Liverpool, Stoke 1-1 Arsenal, Sunderland 2-2 Bolton, Swansea 4-4 Wolves, West Brom 0-0 Aston Villa, Wigan 4-0 Newcastle Sun 29 Apr Chelsea 6-1 QPR, Tottenham 2-0 Blackburn.
Roberto MartinezFive wins out of seven have left Wigan looking like they’re going to escape relegation the hard way yet again. Usually one would assume a team making a late charge for safety would have done so by rolling their sleeves up and shedding more than a few bucket loads of sweat, but Wigan have subverted all of the clichés this season by toppling Manchester United, Arsenal, Liverpool and now, Newcastle United by playing the expansive, eye-catching brand of football demanded by their Spanish boss. Their sudden upturn in fortunes could be attributed to subtle tweaking of Martinez’s system, or maybe their style is just better suited to facing quality opposition – whatever it is, Wigan are now three points clear of the relegation zone with two to play. A win against Blackburn next Monday evening should be enough to see them defy gravity – and early season expectations - for another year. If they do, and they can hold onto their manager, perhaps next term they can finally aspire to more than just mere survival.
Fernando TorresThe Camp Nou hero looked restored to his former glory with a hat-trick in Sunday’s 6-1 butchering of QPR at Stamford Bridge. It wasn’t just the clinical finishing that had returned, but also the movement, awareness and explosive pace over the first five yards that once made him the Premier League’s most feared marksman during his first three years in England. His first Premier League treble since Liverpool’s 6-1 win over Hull in September 2009 boosted Chelsea’s hopes of claiming that lucrative fourth Champions League spot, should they fail to win the pot itself in Munich. If there is one note of caution, it’s that we’ve previously heralded the ‘second coming’ of Nando, only for the freckly-faced forward to go missing the following week. Next weekend is the FA Cup Final, we note. Against his former club, we note. This would certainly be a good time to finally show a bit of consistency in a blue shirt.
Nikica Jelavic“Follow the Jelavic road,” sing the Everton faithful in tribute to their new hero. He may have only arrived in January, but he’s already the club’s top scorer for the season, having netted 10 goals in his first 13 games at the Merseyside club. There were question marks over Jelavic’s ability to make the step up from the SPL to the Premier League, but he’s adapted seamlessly to life south of the border and played a huge role in Everton scoring four goals in three consecutive Premier League matches. The Croatian’s most recent two strikes contributed to a hugely impressive 4-0 win over in-form Fulham. The Toffees are two points ahead of city rivals Liverpool, and if they can see off Stoke and Wolves, they will finish ahead of the Reds for the first time since 2005.
Terry ConnorAfter last Sunday’s 2-0 defeat to Manchester City condemned Wolves to the drop, Connor spoke of preserving the integrity of the division in their remaining three fixtures, aware that other Premier League clubs would rely on them to show some pluck despite their own fate already being sealed. These were admirably altruistic sentiments from a beleaguered manager so soon after relegation, but the words looked as empty as Wolves’ points’ coffers at the Liberty Stadium when they were 3-0 and then 4-1 down. A fight back followed, however, and Wolves somehow managed to get themselves back on level terms to earn a rare and unlikely point. It’s tempting to question where this desire and clinical finishing has been all season, particularly in Connor’s reign, but let’s simply toast a remarkable turnaround and the latest example of just how mental this league can be.
SandroAlthough Kyle Walker’s superb free-kick made the headlines, it was the disciplined and robust, yet adventurous performance of the Brazilian midfielder that was the most telling factor in Tottenham’s victory. The 23-year-old was dominant in the absence of Scott Parker, and his eleven completed tackles were more than any other player has managed in a single Premier League match this season.Spurs have three games in which to save their Champions League dream – Sandro could be the key to rejuvenating a side that has lost a lot of its verve and swagger in recent weeks.
Three goals of the very highest quality from the Uruguayan
headline-maker showcased a newfound assassin’s steel in front of goal.
Liverpool’s goalscoring woes and propensity to find woodwork over net
has been well documented, but Suarez gave one of the season’s great
individual performances at Carrow Road, scoring a hat-trick in which
each goal was better than the last.
The 45-yard chip that ended his evening (and the game as a contest) will
be the strike that lives longest in the memory, but it was the
striker’s energy and tenacity that truly impressed. Suarez is exactly
the type of forward that gives defenders sleepless nights with his
relentless pressing and harrying which found rich reward in this 3-0
win. Now, go and sign him a strike partner, Kenny.
QPRThe Hoops were the biggest losers on a weekend that saw three of the other four sides in the relegation scrap pick up points. QPR were 4-0 down within 25 minutes at Stamford Bridge and barely even set foot in the opposition half in the first period. If they had shown a fraction of the spirit the already-doomed Wolves had mustered at the Liberty Stadium, they surely wouldn’t have succumbed as willingly to the Chelsea onslaught. It’s often said that Mark Hughes isn’t the type of manager to instantly turn around a poor run of form, with his players needing time to become imbedded into his system, but time is a luxury that the Rs are no longer afforded. Although they have managed the odd creditable result here and there to boost their survival hopes, at no stage have they been able to put together a run like the one Wigan have managed recently. It’s looking increasingly likely that Sparky will need to pick up maximum points on the final day at his old stomping ground, the Etihad Stadium. A feat no side has achieved in the league this season…
Danny SimpsonIt’s been a phenomenal season for Pardew’s men, but Saturday’s heavy defeat at the DW Stadium was a brutal reminder of what can happen when performance levels drop even a fraction. Too many of Newcastle’s best players suffered off-days simultaneously, and Wigan waltzed through with ease time and time again. Danny Simpson has been the unsung hero of the Magpies’ season thus far, but he suffered at the hands of the Terminator-like running of Victor Moses, who was too quick, too strong and too clever for the Manchester United academy graduate. One poor showing doesn’t spoil what’s been an incredible season for Simpson’s Newcastle, and Saturday’s defeat should be filed under “reality check”. However, with Chelsea and Manchester City still to play, their Champions League challenge has reached a critical stage.
Randy Lerner & Alex McLeishWhen the ‘foreign ownership’ debate rears its head, Aston Villa owner Randy Lerner is often used as the case for the defence. The American’s spell as chairman has been characterised by an unfussy and a patient ‘hands off’ approach, but surely this charity must be nearing its end. It was an extremely masochistic decision when Lerner installed Alex McLeish as manager. Forget the Birmingham ties and his relegation blemished CV, when football is this joyless, it really does leave you wondering: what’s the point? A 0-0 draw with local rivals West Brom might just be enough to secure another season in the top flight, but one wonders whether a season in the Championship may actually do them good.Villa have spent the season playing like a nervy newly-promoted side desperately hoofing and scrapping for points rather than one of the most established clubs in the Premier League, and whether they survive or not, Lerner only has one decision to make. It’s never nice to see a manager lose his job but when the football is this tedious and it doesn’t get results, it’s time to let someone else have a go.
Having suffered three consecutive defeats for the first time this
season, perhaps the lack of depth in this Norwich City squad is starting
to show. It was a leggy performance from the Canaries, whose minds may
have been on the beach with relatively little to play for, and Liverpool
made them pay.
There’s clearly no need to hit the panic button at Carrow Road just yet,
but their recent poor form may leave manager Paul Lambert fearing a
potential outbreak of ‘second season syndrome’.
Steve KeanBattling relegation with just three matches to go, having just watched one of their rivals for the drop walloped 6-1 and facing a team who had won just one of their last nine league games, you would probably have expected Blackburn to go to White Hart Lane on the front foot. Not so, this was one of the limpest, most pathetic performances of the season, even by Blackburn’s often rather low standards. They stood off and admired Tottenham’s build-up play and, in scenes reminiscent of “I Am Legend” (the ace book, not the awful film), Yakubu was stood alone, miles up the pitch without a yellow shirt in throwing distance. Rovers were so pathetic that they became the first side to fail to muster a single shot on goal over the 90 minutes of a Premier League match since West Brom did so against Manchester City in December 2004. While the Baggies went on to avoid the drop that year, it’s almost impossible to see Rovers performing a similar miracle.In fact, the only thing that was miraculous about this match was that Blackburn weren’t beaten by a wider margin, so if ‘damage limitation’ was Steve Kean’s plan, then the mission was a complete success. Blackburn have gone to Old Trafford and claimed three points this season by seizing the initiative and being first to every ball – here, they looked disinterested and worryingly lacked any sense of direction or a plan. They look doomed and, on this evidence, the Premier League won’t miss them much.
Chelsea boo boysThis was more than the vocal minority who booed the minute’s silence for Hillsborough prior to the Blues’ FA Cup semi-final against Spurs, there was widespread booing of Anton Ferdinand every time he received the ball. Genuinely depressing stuff.
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