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La Liga Loca

A sideways look at Spanish football


Tim Stannard and Simon Talbot

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Monday's Good Day, Bad Day - Round 7


Monday 20 October 2008 12:00

Good Day

Víctor Valdés


“It was him and 10 others,” beamed Pep Guardiola as he patted the panting goal-conceding guardian on the head after Barcelona’s gritty, grinding win over Athletic Bilbao.

It was the first clean sheet for Valdés in the league this season, and that’s good cause for scenes of celebration in Catalunya where the Camp Nou crazies have been a little concerned at the tendency for opposition players to whack the ball hopefully towards goal and get onto the score sheet seconds later.

“Barça have character” was the praise from El Pais on a performance which was the blueprint on how to overcome Athletic - elbows and energy.

The one downside, writes the still-glaring Lluis Mascaró in Sport, is how Barcelona look without Messi or Xavi on the pitch. “Without them, Barça lose the ability to unbalance. They lack depth and improvisation,” complained the columnist.


First clean sheet this season for
Barça's No.1 

Unai Emery

Top of the league, another comfortable win and with David Villa scoring for fun, you’d except the Valencia coach to be as happy as Sergio Ramos at a ‘going commando’ themed toga party.

But according to La Liga Loca’s Emery-mood-o-meter, Unai is at the “kept awake all night by a car alarm,” happiness stage.

“There is still room for improvement at home,” complained Emery after Valencia’s 4-0 win over Numancia - a win that sees the Mestalla man dropping into second place in the blog’s sack-race selection.

Gonzalo Higuaín

“He’s got a pair,” admitted Pedja Mijatovic on the Argentine’s decision to grab the ball off Rafael Van der Vaart and take the nail-bitingly nervy last minute penalty in front of the Ultras.

Higuaín continues to be the player who can happily spend 90 minutes blasting the ball into the stands against the likes of Espanyol, but when the cookie is crumbling, the heat is on and the chips are on fire then the striker has balls of steel.


Higuaín holds his nerve from 12 yards

Espanyol

Unlike the rest of La Liga’s losers, Espanyol are actually managing to  pick up points in their Fearsome Foursome run of matches. Their Bernabeu draw a fortnight ago was followed with another one against Villarreal on Saturday night.

All the more impressive considering they didn’t even try, according to Manuel Pellegrini. “They put no effort into scoring a goal,” complained the Yellow Submarine skipper.

Here’s Paul from Barcelona with his particular point of view.

"The Yellow Submarine came to town and they brought the circus with them, well a clown anyway. Yes folks, despite giving Espanyol a Barça- style dubious penalty, the ref was awful.

Despite the 0-0 scoreline, it was a really good match. Good passing football from both teams with Rossi looking very good indeed. Both teams had chances with the best falling to Nene who, after a mazy dribble came up with a mazy shot. He really should have scored.

The penalty was one of those where you get them at home but never away or, in Barça's case, home, away and on Pro Evolution 09.
 
Both teams had chances to win it and a draw was about right with Espanyol getting a split points decision.

1) Do Villarreal have any Spanish fans? In the stadium they had a Finnish fan club and two Uruguayan flags.
2) What were the lads from Scotland, who watched the whole match shirtless and vocally supported Espanyol from start to finish, on?
3) Marcos Senna is as good a midfield player as you will see. He passes to his own men and is never out of position.
4) Pareja and Jarque were, yet again, magnificent.
5) The Mossos (Catalan police, Sponsored by UNICEF) were extremely low profile, inside and outside the ground, and the away fans were put on the lower tier away from anyone else. Three weeks too late.

Stray cat count = 0."

Paul, Barcelona

Malaga, Sporting

Both sides continuing their 10 step paths to recovery after tricky starts to their return to the Primera. And both teams are beating their possible opponents when it comes to the unseemly scrap for survival at the end of the season.

Real Betis

Much as it pained La Liga Loca to admit this, but Betis had been playing reasonably well, as demonstrated by their first half performance against Villarreal a fortnight ago, and did not deserve to be at the bottom. But it was still funny to see them there, mind.

A perky 3-0 trouncing of Mallorca has lifted them out of the relegation zone and taken a little pressure off Paco Chaparro who must surely have been going grey over the past two months were he in possession of his own hair.

Andrés Palop

Sevilla’s man between the sticks has now broken the club record for keeping a clean sheet - 495 minutes and counting. About 491 minutes longer than Ever Banega ever manages when he gets home from a game.

Sevilla are still plodding their way to the top but were especially effective away to Almería on Sunday night, considering the Andalusian side were lining up without Kanouté, Chevanton, Koné, Fabiano, Capel, Renato, Drago and Mosquera.


Palop celebrates entering Sevilla's history books

Bad Day

Atlético Madrid fans


In many ways, the rojiblancos showed sure signs of improvement during the Madrid derby.

In 2003/04 Ronaldo scored after just 11 seconds. Last year, it was Raul after 31. On Saturday night, plucky Atlético held on for three more seconds until Ruud took an early pop at Leo Franco.

The one thing that the rojiblanco faithful can use to turn those frowns upside down is the thought they too have a chance to purchase their own Atlético Madrid sandwich toaster (with non stick feet) like Real Madrid last weekend.

And all thanks to those good people at Marca.

el Pato

A big welcome back to Getafe’s number one and a big welcome back to his insane sorties off his goal-line - the latest of which gifted Malaga victory on Sunday afternoon.

Racing Santander

Juan Ramón López Muñez - or Juan as he shall now more conveniently be called - was always going to find it the toughest of tests to step into Marcelino’s sweaty slippers when his predecessor had an apparent mental breakdown over the summer, and left for Zaragoza.

But he probably felt that he would be doing a little better than just one win after seven rounds of La Liga. Sunday’s bore-draw against Deportivo was the kind of game they must do better in.

Fernando Llorente

The Basque club’s entire strategy this year appears to be relying on thumping crosses in, in the vain hope that the lumbering Llorente gets on the end of them.

It doesn’t appear to be working, with the forward managing just one goal so far this season.

France Football

Sergio Ramos makes the 30 player short-list for the Ballon d’Or but Andrés Iniesta doesn’t? Zut Alors!

AS

On Sunday, AS made note of the display of the Atlético Ultras banner that paid tribute to the very squashed and very dead Austrian far right politician, Jorg Haider. Unfortunately, it failed to condemn it.

However, there was praise from Tomas Roncero for the Real Madrid Ultras at the other end of the stadium - another delightful bunch of Nazi-saluting supporters.

“There was magnificent behaviour from the 700 Madridista heroes present in the Calderón stands” - heroes who were escorted back to the centre of the city by hundreds of heavily armed police and spent the match with 1000 tear gas guns pointing at their empty skulls.


Real fans make the short trip to the Calderón

Marca

Sigh. Monday’s Marca leads with the comment from an unnamed Real Madrid director who complained that “they don’t want us to win the league,” after the disallowed goals for Ruud and Raul.

Instead of pointing out that Van Nistelrooy was sent off and Madrid were given a penalty in the last minute of the match, Marca have dutifully agreed with the opinion in their editorial that “Madrid are right to feel mistreated by the referees.”

The paper also made space to publish the occasions where decisions may have gone against Madrid but for Barcelona this season.

The blog would also like to know why Rafa Nadal gets 8 out of 10 in their chart of the weekend’s sporting successes, while Madrid Masters winner Andy Murray does not appear.

La Liga Loca has just one piece of advice. Stick to selling sandwich toasters.

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When he isn't fighting the evil forces of flamenco or attracting libel actions for La Liga Loca, Tim Stannard is building his media empire in Madrid. As well as contributing to Football365 and doing odd jobs elsewhere, Tim also works in the glamorous world of television as a producer, script writer, news editor, coffee boy and stand-in fluffer.

Simon Talbot? Well, he's a man of mystery.

Comments

  October 20, 2008 13:05

AdamCule said:

On the balance of things Barça have probably had more dubious decisions than Madrid so far this season, but that amounts to two (Betis denied a penalty and us given one at Montjüic) which, let's be fair, is two more than Marca's quota for dubious decisions that Barça can get in any one season without their world falling apart. Madrid meanwhile have one game where they have a goal wrongly ruled out and suddenly the conspiracy theorists go into overdrive, and all before Big Bernd has opened his trap to complain.

This tells you something about how certain sectors of central Spain believe the world should be run and it won't take much more for Madrid to kick start the machinery of systematic pressure on referees in order to gain favourable decisions next time out. Good result for Barça in Bilbao, it was a turgid display but that's the kind of game we wouldn't have been winning last season. I'll don my Roberto Carlos mask and say "we'll be top by the middle of November" (this prediction can be extended any number of times to cover myself in the eventuality that Barça don't hit the top of the table by November, Christmas, Easter, May, end of the season).

Paul, I've read comments from Dani Sanchez Llibre saying that away fans won't have a specific area at the new ground. Any truth in that? Also, does the new place have a name yet?

  October 20, 2008 13:20

Giovanni said:

Would someone please fill me in on why there are so many Banega jokes around... I am South African, so the amount of la liga news I am able to scratch up doesnt let me in on any of the IN jokes.... I also want to be in the know!

  October 20, 2008 14:29

AdamCule said:

Evar Banega was caught in an online masturbating scandal caught on webcam shortly after or before he joined Valencia. It was very funny at the time but has become less so over time as LLL mentions it at least twice a week and expects us to roll about laughing because somebody mentioned wanking.

  October 20, 2008 15:21

sitdownbarcafan said:

Ah come on AdamCule, it's still quiiiite funny...Everybody loves a long-running in-joke, although maybe it has run its course.

  October 20, 2008 15:48

Gonzalo said:

As and Marca had a *bad day*? And how was it different from just about every other day?

I'm feeling quite sorry for LLL having to read all the combined drivel from those two poor excuses for newspapers. Just think, if you add Sport and Mundo Deportivo to the mix, you could have an entire blog dedicated to ridiculing their brand of 'journalism'.

http://allinwhite.blogspot.com

  October 20, 2008 16:42

PB y PC said:

1 goal disallowed? We had 3, and a player unfairly sent off all in the same match. Open your eyes culo..

  October 20, 2008 16:52

BoroKnight said:

why is guti mocked as a thicky??

  October 20, 2008 17:01

PB y PC said:

@BoroKnight

He is abused because he is envied. A beautiful player with the skillset of Guti is bound to be hated, its natural from the scum that other teams have for fans.

  October 20, 2008 17:54

willpostforfood said:

You know, you could always stop reading those papers if you don't like them.

And that ballon d'or shortlist is laughable. But we all know it's that dude from manchester that's going to win it.

  October 20, 2008 17:55

Tim Stannard said:

Take away Marca, AS, MD, Sport AND Ever Banega gags and the blog would be in right trouble. And very, very short.

  October 20, 2008 19:14

AdamCule said:

Ah, I see we have one of those charming neo-*** on board, welcome ***.

You should notice that I said 1 goal "wrongly ruled out" the other two were offside and RVN deserved to go for his violent challenge which he made with no intention of taking the ball. I guess the ref was just trying to make his act convincing when he sent off the Atleti player and gave you a last minute penalty after 6 minutes of injury time.

Visca el Barça i Visca Catalunya.

  October 20, 2008 19:45

PB y PC said:

They both weren't offside, and then that "foul" on Assuncao wasn't even a foul, so that lob over the keeper(vintage Raul btw) should have legally counted. 5-1 was the score in my mind, infact, make that 5-0 because stupid free kick wasn't even a foul either. It was a 50/50 challenge in which our Sergio owned him.

Ruud tackle was mis timed at the very most it was worthy of a yellow but the ref had to send one of our players off. He sent Perea off, so in order to get some ass lick points of Villar he had to send Ruud of for that. He knew we weren't getting to risk getting a player sent off when we had it down to 11v11 so the ref had to fix that with the joke of a tackle he sent van gol off for.

And who are you calling a nazi? I will enjoy my time here, I hope you stick around so I can tell you how sh*t barsa is and laugh all the way to our 10 & 32 :D

  October 20, 2008 20:02

AdamCule said:

Who am I calling a nazi? You. Ultras sur logo, xenophobic username...it's not a difficult conclusion to reach.

If I want to hear anti-Barça comments we already have Paul on here and he's a tad more mature than you.

  October 20, 2008 21:54

Guerrero said:

"Marcos Senna is as good a midfield player as you will see. He passes to his own men and is never out of position." ... Paul, you mean like Xavi or Iniesta, right?

  October 21, 2008 05:32

BoroKnight said:

man i need to take spanish lessons now!!

Why is Guti considered so great??

just coz hez been at a club where, around him ppl have worked harder for a trophy and  have gifted him a medal for trying!!

someone stand up for guti, i wanna hear how much of an impact has he had on that Bernabeau trophy cabinet

  October 21, 2008 08:58

maspringekeunpapeldechurros said:

Sorry Boro Knight am not anorak to know the stats, but Guti made a high number of assists last year, and I for one think the mid field has sadly lacked organisation since his absence. However he is rightly criticised for being inconsistent and when he's on an off day the whole team shows it.

In any interviews he's given he sounds quite eloquent to me but Tim has him down for thicko pee takes, second or third to the Ever jokes, which saddo that I am still amuse me even if we are in our second year of them

  October 21, 2008 09:55

Gary Parkinson said:

PB y PC,

I've changed your username for you. It's up to you to keep your posts on the right side of acceptable. You make some reasonable points. Please make them in a reasonable way, because intolerance will not be tolerated...

Graçias

Gary,

Editor, FFT.com network

  October 21, 2008 12:41

PhilJones said:

Sure I posted something last night, but it hasn't appeared. I don't recally it being inflammatory to anyone in particular.

Anyway - re the newspapers: Not liking themhas nothing to do it. The point of them is for people like me who don't have access to them to get a regular and typically LLL-style update on them.

  October 22, 2008 14:51

Gary Parkinson said:

PhilJones - apologies if your comment didn't turn up. I don't recall deleting it, and it's not in the backstage "naughty corner" or any kind of pending-post holding zone. I've had my digital spanner out fixing things, hopefully your words should appear from now.

Gary

  October 23, 2008 10:36

Paul said:

Guerrero- They did nothing against us. I only go on what i see live and Senna was great.

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