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La Liga Loca

A sideways look at Spanish football


Tim Stannard and Simon Talbot

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Will Atletico be saying ‘adios’ to Aguirre?


Wednesday 22 October 2008 14:00

La Liga Loca (ouch) has experienced (ouch) two new sensations this week.

The first was being stung by (ouch) a wasp, on its favourite typing (ouch) finger which makes (ouch) writing quite (ouch) painful. But it is ploughing ahead and taking one for the FourFourTwo team nonetheless.


"I'm watching you Stannard..."
 

The second is the disturbing desire of wanting Johnny Foreigner to get the better over a plucky English club in the Champions League.

Now, the fairly French side of La Liga Loca has only spent a couple of days back in Blighty over the past few years, so has regressed to the 1950’s when the country’s flat cap wearing, trout-tickling football stars would travel to games by bus and share a pint of mild with the fans afterwards.

For this reason, it will always be suspicious of swarthy European football types with their fancy pants, step-overs and cheaty ways.

But on Wednesday night, the blog will be committing treason by cheering on an up-against-the-wall Atleti against a team of glorious English heroes. Well, Gerrard and Carragher anyway.

The reason why La Liga Loca is risking being thrown into the Tower by Her Majesty when it eventually sets foot on English soil is its fierce fondness for Javier Aguirre.

Apparently, the Atlético head honcho could be up for the chop if the rojiblancos fail to roll over Liverpool at the Vicente Calderón - a stadium that is forcing its fans to wear motion-trackers and exploding head bracelets in a ‘Fortress’ style security clampdown.

La Liga Loca’s reliable-50%-of-the-time Atleti insider claims that the sporting director, Jesus Garcia Pitarch has been desperate to get shot of the madcap Mexican for some time.

And this may explain the purchases of the likes of Cleber Santana and Eller over the past few seasons as a way of ensuring his departure happened sooner rather than later. 

Even proper paper, El Pais, says that Aguirre’s footballing tackle is on the line against Liverpool. “A defeat would bring him to the point of being sacked,” claims Wednesday’s edition.


Aguirre: One game away from the sack... again 

However, Aguirre has been in this tightest of spots many, many times before and says that he is more than capable of coping - “I know all about working under pressure.”

Despite having a well-deserved reputation as a pernickety potty-mouth to both his own players and those of the opposition, Aguirre is one of the most open, honest and interesting managers off the pitch.

In press conferences, his questions are answered thoughtfully and thoroughly in a very non-Luis Aragonés way, when he is often fully entitled to whack the sarcastic scribe from Marca or AS around the head with a frying pan.

Should Javier be given the old heave-ho, then Sport are linking, Benfica boss, Quique Sánchez Flores with the soon-to-be-vacated position. But, without a single shred of evidence to prove it.

In La Liga Loca’s virtual managerial universe, the blog has Aguirre taking over at Newcastle as he more than fulfils all the requirements - English-speaking, the ability to work under insane pressure from fans and owners, a superb swearer and would be able to run Dennis Wise out of town in the time it takes for Atlético to concede a goal on what is set to be a horribly wet and windy night at the Vicente Calderón.

On Tuesday night, Real Madrid lost in Italy in a European clash. As they have only won four from 26 there, defeat to Juventus doesn’t really qualify as news.

Instead, all the action was to be found in el Madrigal with Villarreal having a spot of bother against the supposedly awful Aalborg, before coming away 6-3 winners.


Super-sub Llorente celebrates hat-trick 

A large chunk of that victory was owed to Fernando Llorente coming off the bench to pick up a hat trick - only the fourth Spanish player to ever score three in a Champions League clash.

The question is, dear La Liga Loca reader, can you name the other three? The other titanic trio were playing for Real Madrid, Barcelona and Valencia at the time.

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About Tim Stannard and Simon Talbot

When he isn't fighting the evil forces of flamenco or attracting libel actions for La Liga Loca, Tim Stannard is building his media empire in Madrid. As well as contributing to Football365 and doing odd jobs elsewhere, Tim also works in the glamorous world of television as a producer, script writer, news editor, coffee boy and stand-in fluffer.

Simon Talbot? Well, he's a man of mystery.

Comments

  October 22, 2008 15:00

Bee said:

Ronaldo (against Man U), Rivlado (Milan?), Claudio Lopez?

  October 22, 2008 15:32

Blanco said:

Raul should surely be one.

Bee: he said spanish player, those 3 arent spanish. unless LLL meant something different.

  October 22, 2008 16:02

Fletcher_Defender said:

Gerard Lopez is one against Lazio. the ex barca man.

  October 22, 2008 16:11

Fletcher_Defender said:

Morientes or Raul will be the Real one. Im guessin a bit cos i cant remember, but im going for Morientes.

  October 22, 2008 16:56

Gregg Davies said:

Tis a great question.

I know Gerard and Morientes got Champions League hat-tricks but I thought they were both for Valencia?

As for Real and Barca I'm not sure. Raul's the obvious choice but I wouldn't put my house on it being him.

As for Barca, I'll have punt at Luis Enrique.

  October 22, 2008 17:03

Tim Stannard said:

What a knowledgeable readership! It was (according to Marca, so it may be completely wrong) - Raul, Gerard, Morientes.

  October 23, 2008 06:15

retronai said:

Doesn't Fernando Llorente play for Athletic Bilbao? :-/ This must be Luis something Llorente.

  October 23, 2008 10:13

PhilJones said:

I love the 1st answer best.

The referee/assistants in last nights Atletico - Liverpool match had a bit of a disaster didn't they. Things were just about evened up though with offside goals.

Arbeloa showed how he really isn't particularly good with the Atletico goal.

  October 23, 2008 10:20

Fletcher_Defender said:

Sorry Tim but i thought you said one hat trick was for Barcelona? Gerard scored his hat trick against Lazio in a 4 or 5-2 win for Valencia. And the other two didnt play for Barcelona did they?

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