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La Liga Loca

A sideways look at Spanish football


Tim Stannard and Simon Talbot

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Monday’s Good Day, Bad Day - Round 10


Monday 10 November 2008 12:30

Good Day

Barcelona, Real Madrid


Yes, Barcelona continue with their Ming-the-Merciless style maulings of opponents. And yes, Real Madrid continue to be somewhat lucky in their ability to grind out results when playing poorly. But so what?

As one pertinent poster pointed out over the weekend, none of these results matter a Maniche’s meal, thanks to the bungling of La Liga’s fixture-fixers.

In the first quarter of the season, Madrid should have been punished by tougher teams than the Malaga’s of La Liga whilst Barcelona deserve to be further ahead of their rivals having been victorious over the likes of Villarreal.

Instead, the two clubs have been fed cannon fodder to chump on and that will continue until round 13 when both will then face Sevilla, each other, Valencia and Villarreal in a rapid run, followed by another five months or so of fish-food.

What happens if Barça break down, as Xavi fears? Or if Real Madrid suddenly rediscover their mojo? Would the first 12 rounds have been a big waste of time?


Valladolid
become Barca's latest sacrificial lambs

Villarreal, Valencia

It seems a little unfair to leave this impressive pair out of these calculations. But unless they are still in the hunt with 10 games to go, rather than 10 games gone, they must surely be considered as Champions League contenders rather than title-chasers - something Emery and Pellegrini would both perhaps admit after a pint or two.

Gonzalo Higuaín, Samuel Eto’o

The weekend’s perfect pair were unfortunate to score their four goal hauls within hours of each other, as they have been forced to share the big duvet of praise.

Two very different performances in two very different games. Eto’o’s first-half strikes were cool, calm and collected in another comfortable cruise for Barça.

Higuaín’s strikes were desperate but decisive in Madrid’s 4-3 win and perhaps a little fortunate given that the Argentinean’s two penalty successes were down to the power rather than the precision of the shots.


"Who da man!" Higuain bags all four in Malaga thriller

Mohamed Tchité

Five goals in Racing’s last three league and UEFA Cup games have saved his manager’s skin by moving his team into a snug mid-table position, after the wobbliest of starts to the campaign.

Fernando Llorente

Another coach-saving performance came from Athletic’s Fernando Llorente with an injury-time equaliser against Mallorca to keep Joaquín Caparrós hopping about on the touchline for another couple of weeks.

Mehmet Aurelio

Already a contender for the buy of the season. The Turkish titan made the right move this summer by becoming a very big fish in a very small Betis pond with a move from Fenerbahce.

In the absence of Edu, the trundling of Pavone and the absolute hopelessness of José Mari, the Brazilian-born midfielder is now the club’s top scorer with three, thanks to a double against Numancia.


Aurelio: The signing of the season so far
?

Bad Day

Sevilla


Awful. Just awful in the first half against Recreativo. From the distribution of Palop to the aimless punting of the midfielders Sevilla made Recreativo look half decent, which is a criminal offence in some parts of Spain.

A slightly improved second half showing gave Sevilla a narrow 1-0 win, but did not stop the inevitable boos and whistles from the home support.

“We didn’t play well and to say anything other than that would be to delude ourselves from the truth,” admitted Manolo Jiménez after the game.

Diego Capel made a return to La Liga with another stunning dive - a dive which somehow fooled the referee into giving his side a penalty. Fortunately it was missed by Freddie Kanouté. Yet again, a player with undoubted talent came across as an enormous cheat.


Freddy: Goals: 1 Penalties missed: 1 

Valladolid

A patronising pat on the back for Valladolid for pushing up against Barcelona and attempting to take the game to their opponents, in the manner of Betis earlier in the season. Things didn’t quite go to plan was the message from Mendilibar, after the 6-0 hammering.

Raúl

La Liga Loca hasn’t checked, but the Real Madrid captain still probably got one point from Marca and AS for his brilliant bench-sitting performance against Malaga.


Raul: Star man vs Malaga 

People of Pamplona

“Dear Lord no,” was the three-word review on Sunday night’s goalless draw between Osasuna and Atlético from La Liga Loca's better half, who was at the match.

It’s a game that has the Madrid press calling Javier Aguirre a big old yellow belly for deploying a five man midfield and Kun on his own against a team who have only netted three goals all season.

Recreativo, Numancia

La Liga Loca is not a betting blog but it would put it’s Buffy box-sets on this duo going down with Osasuna at the end of the season.

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About Tim Stannard and Simon Talbot

When he isn't fighting the evil forces of flamenco or attracting libel actions for La Liga Loca, Tim Stannard is building his media empire in Madrid. As well as contributing to Football365 and doing odd jobs elsewhere, Tim also works in the glamorous world of television as a producer, script writer, news editor, coffee boy and stand-in fluffer.

Simon Talbot? Well, he's a man of mystery.

Comments

  November 10, 2008 13:05

JoseFco said:

I wonder... Did Diego Capel hurt your family or so? Everytime you speak about him is to say He's diving.  Did you really think so on the last match? Capel's ankles don't think the same.

Doesn't matter if He really suffers kicks everywhere. I supose you`re too british. Or maybe you live too near some river with a seem-a-fruit-field name, and are adopting their awful point of view.

  November 10, 2008 13:09

Kirkabir said:

Dont know if Real Madrid really deserves being on the good day part and share it with Braca to make matters worse ! Conceding 3 goals at home (with Iker between the posts) to a former segunda team and barely getting away with a win (draw would have been more fair) is NOT considered a good day in my book mate ! Hats of to Higuain though he was comparable to Etoo on the other hand !

  November 10, 2008 13:29

Tim Stannard said:

JoseFco - now, come on. Look the blog and its readers in the eye and say that you genuinely don't believe Capel is a diver. And I was unaware that Atletico / Real Madrid / Rayo (depending on who you are referring to in your post) had an official line on the player. To borrow your argument, perhaps you are too Spanish!

Kirkabir - Fair point. I imagine that for Real Madrid fans it wasn't a great day. But from a far away perspective, three points when they were not deserved is a decent outcome.

  November 10, 2008 14:30

tinslejo said:

There is _nothing_ I'd be willing to wager my Buffy box-sets for

  November 10, 2008 18:50

AdamCule said:

I think I may have achieved a subtle mention in the blog. Woo-hoo! When is a 6-0 win frustrating? When you know it's going to do nothing more than increase your goal difference in a league which doesn't take it into account come the end of the season. Great performance, great football...but every game is becoming a worry about whether Xavi/Etoo/Messi can come through in one piece and not pick up an injury that rules them out of the month from hell.

  November 11, 2008 00:41

Guerrero said:

Ah, Adam, that's the joy of it! Cast the dice, go for it! If it falls apart with injuries, c*c* happens. Guardiola is trying to rest players to some extent, but if you have really good players on your team, you should use them. So far so good, I say. Let it roll after a sigh, then move on to the next school of tuna! At least we know the bench is deep.

  November 11, 2008 02:09

Eddie said:

If I was a Barca fan I'd be thrilled instead of shaking like a big old puddle of poopy jello or a like a little girl, take your pick.  Don't worry!  This is Barca's year.  Real Madrid are playing keystone kops football (comedy) this season for some odd reason.  Is this more entertaining and the reason they fired Capello? I guess it must be.

Tim is right.  Villareal and Valencia will make it into the Champions League spots, leaving UEFA for Atletico Madrid and possibly Real Betis? I say yes, not so strange!  Vamos, Betis!

This year's Pichichi race even looks rather interesting for a change.  Good for Eto'o I say.  There is nobody more deserving.  It's about time he stayed healthy and got his kudos for what he does.

You know, I love Sevilla but Diego Capel is a cheating little s*o*b, no question.  And not for the first time.

All in all, an entertaining, very entertaining, weekend!

  November 11, 2008 09:13

JoseFco said:

Tim - I look at you and each and every blog's reader in the eyes, and say: Diego Capel is as cheater and diver as any other player.

But the MADRID press (I wasn't talking about any team, but the city press) has got now a new mantra: Capel is a diver. Quite funny. They didn't say so about, for example, Alfonso, who was really a diver, but only famous because He was a great player. Never said that Zidane was a violent player (I can remember a few times when the baldie french punched, beat with the head, or even pulled the hair of other player), only talked about the brilliant player He was.

I remember the last Sevilla-Villarreal, this summer in Cadiz. The only way Villarreal's players found to stop Capel were kicks, kicks, and kicks, and to defend theirselves started to accuse Capel (and his poor ankles) and say He was always faking. Which were not true. And I say this is naughty. And what did Madrid press say? Of course, put a "sambenito" on Capel's young shoulders, and f*ck you off, poor little imp.

This is the Madrid press point of view: Spot with a dirty finger on some player (never playing in one of their teams, of course. Never heard of Agüero's cheats in Madrid), and repeat and repeat and repeat always the same, never mind if this is truth or not.

This is what I saw in your last post, the Madrid press dirty point of view. You always say Capel is a diver, never mind if the last time He was really kicked in the ankles by Morris. It was a penalty as clear as fresh water, but you see Capel in the turf, and say "of course He´s faking, because He NEVER is truth", and don't think about it.

Now, come on. Look the blog and its readers in the eye, after watching this penalty five times or so, in slowmotion if you prefer, and say that you genuinely believe He was faking.

And, yes, I agree with you. I'm too spanish. So, I know what happens in Spain.

  November 11, 2008 10:47

Gonzalo said:

It's a wonder to Real Madrid fans how the team is still only two points off the lead with a defence with more holes than a swiss colander (mix your metaphors why don't you) - all in all then a good day

Tim, can you add to your 'La Liga’s fixture-fixers' comment? As far as I know the fixtures are randomly assigned during the summer and the whole sequence/progression thingy has been in place for years - it's nothing new. Also, does it matter in the end if you get a bunch of easy games in a row followed by a bunch of hard games? Look at Sporting - could not get a point at the beginning of the season but are now doing OK.

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  November 11, 2008 11:43

Paul said:

Only a Barça fan could try to steal credit for someone else's observation. Orginality ain't your thing is it Cules.

Josefoo. Tim and Eddie are right Capel is currently the Biggest cheat in Spanish football. quite an achievement in a League that has a player who wears boots on his hands and goes over from the draft of someone closing a door.

I've seen Capel twice now and he has absolutely no shame. He's obviously got talent but at times he is a disgrace.

  November 11, 2008 11:45

Paul said:

An Apology to Adam, sorry didn't read your last post on Friday, though in my defence i have mentioned this to Tim in several E-mails and assumed "pertinent" was sarcasm.

  November 11, 2008 16:38

AdamCule said:

Apology accepted. I wasn't claiming that the idea was mine in its conception.

  November 11, 2008 20:11

Paul said:

good man.

is strange though that it worked out like this.

Would be typical barça/Madrid style shenanigans though if it were fixed

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