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La Liga Loca

A sideways look at Spanish football


Tim Stannard and Simon Talbot

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La Liga's Good Day, Bad Day - Round 25


Monday 02 March 2009 10:00

GOOD DAY

Guti


It was with a tear in the eye when La Liga Loca read Guti’s declaration of intent in regards to his footballing future.

The Madrid midfielder is set to head for somewhere ‘exotic’ in 2011, leaving the blog with just 823 days of lazy jokes at the hamster-brained one’s expense.

La Liga Loca can barely remember anything from Saturday night’s humdrum but very handy win in the Montjuic, aside from Guti’s thunderous free kick which appeared to hit the hat-trick of post, bar and goalkeeper on its way in.


Guti celebrates a rare Good Day appearance

Alvaro Negredo

Almería manager, Hugo Sánchez admitted over the weekend that the happy days of his super striker at the club are numbered. “I’m afraid we only have a little bit of Negredo left to enjoy at Almería,” confessed the Mexican coach, noting that he has as much chance of keeping the forward in his side as Guti finishing a crossword.

The former Madrid man popped up with goals number 14 and 15 of the season - almost half his team’s total to give them a crucial 2-1 over Getafe.

Diego Forlán

La Liga Loca is not sure if dangerous Diego’s exploits in Spain for Villarreal and Atlético Madrid over the past few seasons have erased his reputation as a bit of a duffer in England.

It could be an important point as the Uruguayan is rumoured to be looking for a move away from the Calderón and back to Blighty for another crack at the Premier League.

Although Kun Agüero dominated Monday’s headlines for his brace against Barcelona, the Argentine striker was quick to praise his striking partner. And rightly so, as it was Forlán that brought Atleti back into the game at 2-0 with a belting effort and put away the penalty to equalise at 3-3.

For just a few minutes on Sunday night, Atleti fans were reminded that they have one of the best forward duos in European football. They can only hope that the memory will not have faded by the end of next week’s Bernabeu battle against Madrid.


Forlan larrups home 30-yard opener for Atletico

Freddie Kanouté


The blog’s man-love for the Sevilla striker moved up a sweaty notch on Saturday with his two goals to sink Athletic Bilbao in San Mamés. The Malian is still the most graceful, smoothest mother of them all out on the pitch.

Mallorca / Osasuna

Both sides continue to defy the voices of doom - La Liga Loca counts itself in this group - by clawing their way out of trouble. Osasuna’s draw at Racing sees the Pamplonan club unbeaten in five, while Mallorca’s away win at Sporting was their third on the trot.

Recreativo

Another club that has slunk their way out of trouble, at least temporarily, is Recreativo. The Huelvans are now in 13th place having lost just once since the start of 2009.  
 
BAD DAY

Barcelona


The whole idea of Barca’s 12-point lead over Real Madrid was that it would be the plumpest of cushions that could be used at the club’s leisure over the next three months.

Instead, like a lottery-winning smack addict, it has nearly all been blown in just three dreadful days. After the 4-3 loss to Atlético, poor Pep Guardiola looked in genuine shock for the first time this season.

Like Abel Resino who followed him, he was at a loss to explain away the defeat. He was not the only one.

Barça had enough chances to finish off the game, with Leo Messi looking like he could score at will if he had the mind to, thanks to the handy existence of Pablo in the rojiblanco back four.

Instead, it was a fantastic footballing affair where player power ruled supreme and the two ignored coaches were left waving and whining to no avail on the touchline.

Whilst a panic-stricken ‘Sport’ declared a full-on ‘CRISIS’ on Monday’s front cover, the Primera pundits on TV were musing that there are serious problems over in the Kingdom of Catalunya.

But the word ‘crisis’ was going a little bit too far. Especially with the likes of Valencia in the division.

La Liga Loca agrees, for what it’s worth. Like Ever Banega’s mouse mat, Barcelona were always going to have a sticky patch, at some point in the season.

It happens to have come with Madrid in the middle of their third best winning streak in the club’s history.


Henry double not enough for league leaders

Getafe

The alarm bells are now ringing in La Liga Loca’s abode after an away defeat to Almería for Getafe.

Victor Muñoz’s men are now just three points from the drop zone and have failed to win in five. A worrying state of affairs for the Coliseum crusaders who will be looking to the Soldado / Uche axis to get their booties in gear next week against Málaga.

Valencia

Wow. To put it very bluntly, indeed, Valencia are completely screwed.

Construction work has stopped on the new stadium due to lack of funds, the old ground has yet to be sold, the squad apparently remain unpaid and on the playing side the team has failed to keep a clean sheet in 21 matches and has been knocked out of Europe.

The latest moment of Mestalla mayhem was on Sunday night with a dreadful 2-1 defeat to Valladolid.

“We are in our worst moment of the season,” sighed Unai Emery the club’s 6th place position. Level with Deportivo. La Liga Loca suspects that even darker clouds are gathering on Valencia’s horrible horizon.

Villarreal

Still a waste of space. But still fourth. Having taken a 2-0 lead away at Betis, the visitors proceeded to blow Santi Cazorla’s fine work to come away from the Ruiz de Lopera with just the single point.

Espanyol

Who’d have thunk it? Espanyol to beat Barça and then give them even more grief with a home defeat to Madrid at the Montjuic. Paul from Barcelona was there to watch the (non) action.

"Well that's the good run over, then. Well, not quite. In the first half Espanyol were easily the better team and really should have gone in at half time a goal up.

Barça fans will be pleased to know that a first minute tackle from "Lass" which was way worse than Keita's last week didn't even warrant a yellow, and so it went on for the rest of the match. A pretty poor one it must be said.


I understand why Guti gets slagged off for being Beckham-lite for his play. But every time I see him live, he plays well. He changed the match when he came on. A pointless foul on him led to a free kick which Guti curled in via Kameni's hand and the post. It was that sort of day.

Real scored a second with Espanyol in disarray and that, dear readers, was that apart from a few scuffles in the stands, aggravated by Real fans who were sitting in the home fans section.

1) Didn't think Real looked that good apart from about 15 mins. Espanyol held them comfortably.
2) David Garcia was excellent again. Messi last week, Robben this. Both played poorly. Coincidence? I think not.
3) Tamudo looked sharp when he came on. This is good news.
4) Despite what EL Periodico and Mundo Deportivo seemed to think. Espanyol didn't lose on purpose to pee off Barça. El Periodico's 'Friends as Always' headline was well out of order."

Paul, Barcelona


Garcia keeps Robben in close quarters

Numancia

Perhaps the only side in an intriguing relegation battle who you can say with complete certainty that they will be in La Segunda next season. Sunday’s home defeat to Deportivo was the club’s seventh loss in a row.

Málaga

It was a 2-0 home defeat to Recreativo for Antonio Tapia’s titans in perhaps the most surprising result of the round. It also meant that Málaga missed out on the three points which would have lifted them up to 42 - and survival for another season.

Sporting

The Gíjon club’s complete inability to draw games is starting to cost them dearly and sees them fourth from bottom of the table, just two clear of Osasuna. Sporting have now won nine matches - the same as Espanyol and Osasuna combined - but have lost 16, conceding 54 goals in the process.

The latest defeat was a 1-0 home loss to, relegation rivals, Mallorca - a match where a point was the least that should have been achieved.

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About Tim Stannard and Simon Talbot

When he isn't fighting the evil forces of flamenco or attracting libel actions for La Liga Loca, Tim Stannard is building his media empire in Madrid. As well as contributing to Football365 and doing odd jobs elsewhere, Tim also works in the glamorous world of television as a producer, script writer, news editor, coffee boy and stand-in fluffer.

Simon Talbot? Well, he's a man of mystery.

Comments

  March 2, 2009 12:14

Rojiblanco_azul said:

The Calderon must have seen more 4-3 scorelines than any other ground on the planet. With a defence as bad as ours it's just as well we have the likes of Kun, Simao and Diego.

  March 2, 2009 12:45

Shmulik said:

Tim (and Simon),

Good roundup as always. Bit surprised though - no word about vey-zmir-Victor's panic factor for Barca's defense?

I completely agree with Paul's comment as to Madrid looking unimpressive, to say the least, for most of the game. Speaking of the man in Barcelona, in case he's taking a look - did you by any chance see my planned-trip-speech in the weekend's preview? Any expert suggestions?

  March 2, 2009 14:02

AdamCule said:

"Friends as always" is slightly out of order, in fairness to Espanyol they have usually done their best to beat us and madrid, which is more than can be said for the colchoneros. The most galling thing about last night is that we all know exactly what will happen next week when Atleti travel across town - a case of "how do you want to take me?" as usual.

I had mused on my Penya's website at the beginning of the year that the Betis, Espanyol, Atletico triumverate would be the trickiest run of games until we return to face Sevilla at the start of the "pirenees" run once more. So it has proved and one point from nine (which we were slightly fortunate to get) does not bode well. There's no time to regroup either because there's a job to complete against Mallorca on Wednesday night, then Athletic at Camp Nou, then Lyon....and so it continues. But that's what we have to contend with if we're to match our ambitions. No excuses offered, the players and Pep have to look very closely at themeselves and refocus because despite everything the fact is that we haven't been good enoug recently

  March 2, 2009 14:16

SimonPerico said:

Paul, good point about David Garcia. He`s consistantly doing the business. Messi and Robben were shadows of themselves in the two games about Espanyol. It was also nice to see Ivan back on top form and playing for a full 90 minutes. He makes such a difference. I´m feeling a lot more confident about us staying up now despite Espanyol`s annoying habit of playing well against the top sides and awfully against the rubbish ones. Let`s hope Villareal provide a bit of a challenge next week so we can have them.

  March 2, 2009 14:19

Fletcher_Defender said:

it's only a blip for Barcelona. better to have it now, than in April.

  March 2, 2009 14:29

kbones said:

One thing I should mention is that although Pep always says that all the players have equal rights to play and the bench is as good as the first eleven, Bojan (or Hleb) still didn't come on to replace Eto'o, who's playing worse than any of his teammates at the moment.

  March 2, 2009 16:39

Ivan said:

Great entertainment as ever but...How can Victor Valdes not be keel-hauled in the BAD DAY section Loca? A disaster of Black Hole proportions.How Barca have not upgraded on this decidedly average GK is a total mystery to me.With a keeper of world class ability Barca wins the last 2 La Ligas and at least 2 more Champions League crowns.

  March 2, 2009 20:06

gogetafe said:

If Real Madrid steal their third straight title, they won't have won it... Getafe will have lost it.

  March 2, 2009 20:45

Paul said:

Well said Adam,though some of your supporters are convinced we threw the game on saturday.Strange world.

shmulik.- i answered on friday mate

Simon-spot on mate. We been better than the top 3 when we've played them and looked dreadful against anyway in 6th place or less.

  March 3, 2009 22:49

Kxevin said:

People laughed at my insistence that Abidal was critical to the defense, with his pace and range. But now look. With Puyol and Marquez forced to cover more ground and a stationary Sylvinho still looking startled, the steps that the Captain and Kaiser have lost echo more loudly.

Going to be a loooong month and a half before our French Greyhound returns.

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