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Will David Villa be left stranded in Valencia?


Friday 17 July 2009 12:00

The polymathic genius that is La Liga Loca used to think that it had a decent grasp of economics.

In its seven years teaching the subject at Rutland Poly, the blog would always opine that the standard operating procedure for something or someone in debt was to sell assets.

But this crazy notion has been made to look outdated and distinctly fuddy by Valencia, who have chosen to follow the theory that the best way to face a crisis is to do nothing and hope it goes away.

Despite the predictions from the blog over the past few months that Valencia would be stripped bare of its playing talent due to the club’s 500m Euro debt, the main departures from the club so far are the eternally injured Edu and Teresa the Tealady.

The terrific trio of Juan Mata, David Silva and David Villa are still Mestalla men, although the latter doesn’t sound very pleased about it at all.


"Someone get me out of here!" 

It was widely expected that the Spanish striker would be shipped out to either Real Madrid or Barcelona over the summer, especially as both clubs are reported to have made hefty offers to Valencia for his goalscoring services.

Madrid made a 'multimillion Euro and Alvaro Negredo thrown in' bid only to see it being snook-cocked by current club president Manuel Llorente.

Meanwhile, the Catalan papers advise that Barcelona offered to pay Valencia 42 million Euro for Villa.

According to El País, this was eight short of what Valencia were demanding, but Villa was so desperate for the move that he offered to pay the difference himself.

But Valencia will only accept a “scandalously scandalous” bid for the prize, says Llorente.

It may be that the various suits supposedly running the club know more than they are telling in regards to Valencia’s immediate financial situation.

Or it may be that the mysterious Dalport group will hand-over the half-a-billion Euro of investment that it claims to have.

But considering nothing has been heard from them in nearly two weeks and that the company’s logo was taken from a children’s colouring book, it seems unlikely.

And it also seems unlikely that David Villa will be going anywhere this summer, especially as he has always turned down the chance of playing in the Premier League, the only place containing clubs with the means to buy him now.

Madrid’s interest in Villa ended when they made their move for Karim Benzema, while Barça have apparently grown tired of Valencia’s obstinacy and are on the brink of replacing Mad Sammy with Mad Zlatan.

And this leaves poor old Diego Forlán sobbing by the wayside at the Vicente Calderon screaming, “you can’t leave me here!” to his agent.


"Can I go now please?" 

All this is not to say that there isn’t some financial activity to be found in Mestalla.

A group of current and ex-footballers have got together to buy some shares in the club. Around 2,400 Euro worth, in fact, per player.

“We are part of Valencia and are in a position to help the club,” announced David Albeda, whose last major contribution to the side was to take it to court last year, when dropped from the squad by Ronald Koeman.

Whether or not this laudable if not substantial contribution to the club’s accounts is enough to cover the shortfall left by the non-sale of Villa remains to be seen.

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When he isn't fighting the evil forces of flamenco or attracting libel actions for La Liga Loca, Tim Stannard is building his media empire in Madrid. As well as contributing to Football365 and doing odd jobs elsewhere, Tim also works in the glamorous world of television as a producer, script writer, news editor, coffee boy and stand-in fluffer.

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Comments

  July 17, 2009 15:56

silva said:

silva = liverpool

villa = barca

  July 17, 2009 20:15

kbones said:

good to know.

Villa won't cry if he stays. I won't cry if he stays, too bad Barca want to loan Hleb out, who could finally become serious cover for the midfield wizards. The exchange with Inter gives us a less versatile, although better, striker, and a big hole on the bench... again

  July 19, 2009 00:12

AdamCule said:

Meanwhile Joan Laporta seems intent on sealing the worst piece of business this side of the world financial meltdown.

  July 20, 2009 01:08

Guerrero said:

Yeah, I was kinda sick about the way Real Madrid was dumping all that money for two frickin' players, but it's equally aggravating to twiddle ones thumbs as FCB daintily go about the business of securing the next No.9. Villa would've been my #1 choice, but Valencia's suits are apparently smoking crack as a new daily activity. Le sigh.

  July 20, 2009 08:22

Dave_Atleti said:

Diego loves it here, really he does...

*whimper*

  July 20, 2009 11:46

BoroKnight said:

so barca officially become a 4-3-3 with a target man.

But 30 mill euros eto'o AND hleb albeit on loan??!!

Laporta is losing it.

And I believe after Maxwell. their attention is now towards Bruno Alves for the CB role.

bye bye Milito, we hardly knew thee...no seriously we hardly knew him!

  July 20, 2009 11:58

BoroKnight said:

and by the way,

eto must really hate barca

Even though he's won enough trophies with them to put susan boyle's annual cat show ones to shame, it seems he must've had a peek at the Barca accounts while Laporta was busy waxing his chin and seen that Barca can buy a super striker only if they sell him for big bucks.

I mean he really REALLY wants to leave for a free transfer and give barca diddly squat. Thats why the dilly-dallying.

He's in the best position. If none of the offers please him he gets to put a stake through Laporta's Blue-red and UNICEF labeled heart next year.

  July 20, 2009 14:21

PhilJones said:

Real Madrid have flipped the script and will now be the ones laughing at the measures Barca are resorting to to beat them. How on earth can they justify the Zlatan deal? all the extra lettering on the back of his replica shirts perhaps?

What. a. load. of. crack. pots.

Meanwhile, Man City get their own mini Madrid complex buying half the premier leagues wantaway striker force and forgetting that they still have Richard Dunno at centre back.

  July 20, 2009 21:49

Guerrero said:

I don't have a problem with Zlatan joining the Blaugrana. He's a target man on Inter only because of Mourinho, and the Swede, while a good target man, is much more than that. And, according to Ibracadabra, he's bored to tears of it as well. In fact, I think he'll thrive in the Barça system given his wide range of skills. And it'll be nice to have someone up front who's good in the air too.

  July 21, 2009 20:19

PhilJones said:

Barca need Eto'o (or someone like him) to hang around in the box. Messi and Henry do the faffing all over the place, Eto'o rarely strays. Thats why it works so well. Eto'o might be a c**k, but Ibra is also a c**k. Just funnier in interviews.

Ibra will find it easy in the Barca team (I think even I would with the standard of players around me) but I just can't see the sense behind it. He's a bad marketing tool because nearly everyone but his family and current team supporters hate him, he's got monumentally successful boots to fill, and thr price tag is whopping.

I'm not surprised Massimo Morratti is crowing about how he hopes the deal will be done. He's been given 40m euros AND improving his squad. Yes please!

  July 22, 2009 01:14

Guerrero said:

I'm thinking that Jonathan Wilson is right, Phil. The best teams are slowly shifting to an unofficial 4-6-0. Forwards are being asked to play midfield while midfielders are being asked to play up front. It all depends on the situation. Pep's tactics were almost that to a tee. Players have their strengths and preferences, but with a side like Barça, players have to be prepared to play more than a few roles. Zlatan fills that niche (though I would've much preferred Villa). Besides, passing was never Eto'o's forte. I do have to admit I'll miss that determination of his and his tireless pace.