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La Liga Loca

A sideways look at Spanish football


Tim Stannard and Simon Talbot

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Mixed midweek emotions in la Liga


Thursday 20 August 2009 10:00

‘Visionary’, ‘stunning’, ‘breathtaking’ - just three of the adjectives that swept around an enraptured Camp Nou on Wednesday night.

But sadly for 90-odd thousand Catalan crazies gathered in their sweaty stadium for the annual Gamper trophy encounter, the words were not being used to describe the performance of their pimpled players in the 1-0 defeat to Manchester City.

Instead, they were a homage to Pep Guardiola’s outfit for the evening.

The natty Barça boss had elected to give the watching world a true treat by sporting a thermal vest - what with it being oh-so chilly in the Catalan capital - paired with two shirts worn over each other, one blue, one pink.

It was a spectacular ensemble that was a thrilling throwback to Pep’s much-missed Marks and Sparks cardigan phase from the start of the last campaign.

The league champions were in action on a Wednesday evening that saw Spain’s big three (two-and-a-half?) take to the football field, but Barcelona’s clash was perhaps the least important of the trio.

The friendly run-out against City was another chance for Pep to peruse his cantera players to see which have bigger cojones than 800m runner Caster Semenya, and could be handy in the campaign to come.

And that’s why Barcelona started the night with such household names as Montoya and Fontás, before bringing on Gai, Thiago, Batra and Jonathan.

Heck, even Gudjohnsen got a game. In fact, Guardiola used 22 players on the night.

One of those was a certain Zlatan Ibrahimovic, who had a curious spell on the pitch seeing crosses from Dani Alves go flying over his head, which was quite an achievement considering the size of the Swedish striker.

Like the rest of his team-mates, the new recruit was unable to find the back of the net despite Barça’s 23 efforts compared to City’s three.

However a perky Pep seemed to have enjoyed himself and was happy to see his expensive signing get some minutes under his belt.

“Ibrahimovic has come for five years, not one day,” pointed out the Barcelona boss on what really would have been an expensive signing.

Sport described the night as “a fiesta, but without a goal.”

AS were a little less charitable by grumbling in Thursday’s editorial that the youthful line-up was “a lack of respect to those who turned up,” opining that the strongest XI possible should have started the encounter.

The second least important game of the night was Real Madrid’s penultimate friendly of the summer - an away tie celebrating Borussia Dortmund’s 100th birthday.

After a truly dreadful display against Real Sociedad last weekend, which the Madridista press seemed to think was inspirational, a decent showing against their German opponents was required.

And that’s exactly what happened with a 5-0 bullying over their Bundesliga buddies.

However it was not all sweet smelling roses in Madrid’s garden with a beardy-weirdy, Iker Casillas looking very much out of sorts, the defence struggling at set pieces and Cristiano Ronaldo still very pants indeed.

“It would be bad if I was playing really well already,” explained the Portuguese underperformer.

AS see the result as proof that Madrid have already written their name on this season’s Champions League trophy.

“I can smell The Tenth,” pants Tomás Roncero who describes the match as “a bullfighting warning to the whole of Europe. Madrid are here.”

Over in Marca-land, their match report likens Pellegrini’s Real Madrid to Mike Tyson - an interesting road to take thinks the blog.

“They are not as easy-on-the-eye as Barça, nor as technical as Arsenal, nor as fast as Manchester United, but when they hit you, you’ll be sleeping on the canvas.”

The only proper ‘partido’ of the evening was Atlético Madrid’s Champions League first leg qualifier against Panathinaikos in Greece. And the rojiblancos pulled a belter out of the bag with a 3-2 win.

But just as important as the result was the fact that their two sassy strikers who both scored on the night, Kun Agüero and Diego Forlán, are now cup-tied which should be enough to ward off the big boys from the British Isles who may have designs on them.

Nevertheless, Abel Resino is not quite ready to count his Champions League cookies just yet, knowing that his rojiblanco side are famous for cocking things up royally anytime, anyplace, anywhere.

“It’s a good result, but its dangerous,” mused the Atleti manager.

Wednesday saw three different games, three different results but three reasons to be cheerful for the Spanish sides involved.

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About Tim Stannard and Simon Talbot

When he isn't fighting the evil forces of flamenco or attracting libel actions for La Liga Loca, Tim Stannard is building his media empire in Madrid. As well as contributing to Football365 and doing odd jobs elsewhere, Tim also works in the glamorous world of television as a producer, script writer, news editor, coffee boy and stand-in fluffer.

Simon Talbot? Well, he's a man of mystery.

Comments

  August 20, 2009 12:50

Paul said:

Hats off to Barça for observing a minute's silence for Dani Jarque. The club has shown nothing but class in the way it's handled all things Jarque related.Again well done them.

  August 20, 2009 13:05

A.BANK.THAT.WOULDNT.LOAN.MONEY.TO.REAL. said:

Atleti looked woeful at the back last night. Fully expected them to improve that aspect of their game over the summer. Get your finger out Resino.

Equally woeful was Pep's cardigan thingy. Mother of God it was horrible.

  August 20, 2009 13:59

Joe_Ireland said:

Agreed looked poor in defence, surely the plan must be to strengthen when qualified. Burdisso been mentioned alot. Heitinga is a liability he did nothing for the second goal. Great play in the midfield and up front though, Aguero scored a great goal should be another entertaining season watching Atlei!

  August 20, 2009 14:02

AdamCule said:

When will Pep learn that suit = victory, natty metrosexual getup = tepid display and poor result.

Hats off to LLL for the Caster Semenya joke!

  August 20, 2009 15:46

don_cule said:

Atleti were in good early-season form in such a partisan atmosphere. However, Simao and Aguero look a bit rusty still.

Roll on Suprcopa...

...then the merengue 'crushing' begins

  August 20, 2009 20:34

STaha said:

I second AdamCule's comment...I've read quite a few hilarious puns on this blog...but the Caster Semenya joke was at a whole other level...I'm still shedding tears as I write this comment

  August 21, 2009 14:10

mrplow2000 said:

A good nights work for City also. Beating Barcelona for the Hans Gamper is always a feather, particularly after their preening of the the Liga, Copa and Campiones.

As City were without Robinho, Adebayor, Santa Cruz, Bridge, Kompany, Richards and De Jong, it gave some other players and academy lads a good work out.

Well done to Vlad Weiss for outshining any Barca kid on display, well done's also to Trippier, Etuhu and Garrido for containing a Barca team containing Messi, Alves, Ibrahimovic, Puyol, Busquets, Toure, Bojan and Pique.

  August 21, 2009 19:13

aaronwk said:

so atlético is your 3rd (.5) big team??  they still have one of the worst back lines in la liga.  sevilla or villareal should be the next team in line behind barca and RM, not atlético.  IMO.

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