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La Liga Loca

A sideways look at Spanish football


Tim Stannard

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La Liga’s Good Day, Bad Day - Round 15 




Monday 21 December 2009 11:30

Good Day



Atlético Madrid



La Liga Loca is in an uncharacteristically frisky mood, having woken up to a big bunch of snow in Madrid.

But the responsible BBC-listening blog is well aware that this is bad news for old folk, travellers and pedestrians looking to cross the road without being mashed - a group it will soon be joining.



But it has decided to make Atleti the fairy at the top of the Good Day tree on the account of the Rojiblancos not losing their Sunday evening encounter with Tenerife.



That’s not to say that the Calderón club didn't try their very best to make it 45 weeks in succession in the Bad Day section, but an iffy penalty for Tenerife was saved by Sergio Asenjo whilst the youngster blocked a Nino effort with just 10 seconds left on the clock.



Atlético’s fine start to the new season sees them in 15th place and just two points from the relegation zone.

La Liga Loca salutes you.



Rafael van der Vaart

Unlike Lady Gago, the Dutch fella opted against sulking, whining and getting his agent to moan to the press during his ongoing absence from the starting line-up.



Instead, Van der Vaart kept on working hard, made an impression when he did feature - including the near-impossible feat of a goal against Alcorcón - and has been rewarded with a series of sparkling starts.



Rather than being stuck out on the wings or in midfield, the Dutch international is now in his favourite Kaká-shaped second striker position and demonstrated what a classy piece of footballing booty he really is with two goals against Zaragoza on Saturday night.


One Rafa pointing upwards



Fernando Llorente



A first-minute strike from Fran Yeste, set up by Fernando Llorente, led to the expected feisty, filthy footballing contest against Osasuna being more than a little dull - mainly thanks to the abject surrender of the visitors.



But it was still a good night for the possible World Cup player Llorente, who added a goal soon after his early assist.



Roberto Soldado



Two more goals, making it 10 in la Liga for Soldado has got Michel’s spider sense tingling with the Getafe manager predicting that “if he stays at this level, then unfortunately he won’t be with us for much longer.”



All the blog will add to this is that some club, somewhere, is in for a huge disappointment.



Valladolid

Playing Sporting in about -50 degrees on what appeared to be an ice-rink brought a desperately needed win for Valladolid, thanks to a lovely but very late effort from Haris Medunjanin.



Gustavo Munúa



Some decent recent performances have finally been rewarded with Málaga’s 2-1 victory over Mallorca being the southern side’s second win of the league campaign.



But the biggest winner of the day was Málaga keeper Gustavo Munúa, who not only beat his Mallorca counterpart Dudu Aouate in a very real sense whilst they were both at Deportivo, but did it again on Sunday with a string of fine saves while Dudu’s dunderings handed the home side all three points.



Barcelona


Six titles, etc, yadda, yadda, yadda.




Bad Day

Jermaine Pennant



La Liga Loca had a natter with the Zaragoza man soon after the 6-0 walloping by Madrid - perhaps the perfect end to the perfect day for poor old Pennant - and found the winger in a bit of a dark place.



However, less-than-jolly Jermaine did say that he would be back with Zaragoza in the new year after a week in Blighty but that the squad still had no clue as to who the new manager would be.




Pennant considers the ostrich approach

To be fair to the Englishman, Pennant had absolutely no chance to shine in a game where Zaragoza only managed a single shot on target and where they were cat food from the moment the game kicked off.



Marca director Eduardo Inda



The blog's not sure if it has handed out a ‘Moron of the Year’ award before, but it's going to start now.

This year’s hands-down, no-contest winner is Marca director Eduardo Inda.



Aside from selling his journalistic soul to Florentino Pérez some time ago, Inda triumphed in 2009 with his “20 reasons why Manuel Pellegrini should be sacked” article followed soon after by “seven more reasons why Pellegrini should go” special.



Well, it had gone embarrassingly quiet on that front with Real Madrid doing reasonably well of late.

But the lunacy was back on Monday - perhaps after a little nudge from the Madrid president - with the paper’s editorial responding to a handy 6-0 win at the weekend by bitching about the Madrid boss failing to start with Karim Benzema.



“Good managers are capable of playing all their big stars at the same time,” moans Marca. “The Bernabeu is demanding its stars and Benzema is one of them.”



For a start, the Bernabeu was deathly silent on Saturday and wasn’t demanding anything aside from the overhead heating being cranked up to 11.



And isn’t the real reason for the paper’s peculiar stance down to the fact that Saturday’s win was built by Gonzalo Higuaín, Marcelo and Rafael van der Vaart, who all happen to be Ramón Calderón signings?



Hugo Sánchez



It’s Christmas, so it’s high time that Almería fired their coach in a move that La Liga Loca may have a good rant about in the days to come.



Last year Gonzalo Arconada was royally Scrooged by his bosses; this time around it's Hugo Sánchez who has been festively fracked after Sunday’s 2-0 defeat to Espanyol.



Sevilla



Seven points lost at home against the titanic trio of Málaga, Valladolid and now Getafe.

Useless from Sevilla. Absolutely useless.




*Have a 45 minute window in your life? Well you can waste it by watching La Liga Loca wittering away on RMTV’s season-so-far review show Extra Time, repeated throughout the festive period.

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About Tim Stannard

La Liga Loca is the playground for the evil, more childish half of Tim Stannard’s psyche to be let loose. The other 50% is a contributor to FourFourTwo magazine, Football365, Sabotage Times as well as other publications such as UEFA Champions Magazine and When Saturday Comes. He is also a regular guest on Real Madrid TV’s Extra Time show and works as a TV producer extraordinaire for hire. To contact Tim directly email laligaloca@yahoo.co.uk

Comments

  December 21, 2009 12:48

BoroKnight said:

Hey Tim , the papers are buzzing about Luis Fabiano on his way to Chelsea...any truth to this hogwash??

and BTW

it's sooooooooooooooo good to be back  :D

  December 21, 2009 13:12

Giovanni said:

Bad Day: Francisco "Paco" Pavon. I cannot believe he did not make your list this week.

I will go as far as to say, he is undoubtedly the worst central defender in La Liga, possibly the history of La Liga. Benzema simply walking past him for Real's sixth of the night was just the cherry for me. Useless, completely useless.

  December 21, 2009 13:12

AdamCule said:

I assume "yadda, yadda, yadda" is shorthand for "historic and unparallelled achievement after a year of domination by one of the game's great sides". You probably won't ever get the chance to blog on such a feat again so to reduce it to "yadda, yadda, yadda" is crass and short sighted.

  December 21, 2009 13:51

Giovanni said:

but didnt you know- Tim is a very crass and short-sighted man?

All those stars, and a c**k-eyed child named Pedro has to save you from defeat against a side that only boasts an ageing and decrepit Seba Veron. Hats off to you! really, truly amazing! The treble dream should have died at your match-fixed semi-final against Chelsea in the Champions League last year.

If Barca is not blowing its own trumpet, then they're up in arms about the latest thing Real Madrid has done. You all seem to hate Joan Laporta- but that man is the walking, talking stereotype of what Barca fans are actually like.

We do not lower ourselves to bragging about pointless Fifa Club nonsense titles- so no, i still stand by "yadda yadda yadda"

Thank You-

  December 21, 2009 14:16

Ivan said:

Adams dead right y`know,you blew this one with the laddish snickers of "Yaddas".Dunce cap for you and go stand in the corner while Peps men recieve deserved plaudits of being simply "The Best There Has Ever Been"

award,eclipsing the 1970 Brazil side.Beyond historic Adam.Immortals.

  December 21, 2009 14:31

Alex84 said:

Adam: To be fair, Barca have been immense over the last year and their achievements are already well documented and lauded elsewhere, CWC is just the icing on the cake. This is afterall La Liga Loca -Barca didnt feature this weekend so its safe to gloss over it.

It is none-the-less, a huge achievement.

My own thoughts on the weekends action: Atleti finally getting some good fortune with Asenjo saving the penalty and just how good is Higuain going to get?

  December 21, 2009 14:41

Puyols Wig said:

Got your salad tossed this morning Gio?

  December 21, 2009 14:46

Ninja Death Star said:

So, Barcelona win another mickey mouse cup and are all over the moon about it. Ha.

  December 21, 2009 14:48

PhilJones said:

Adam and Ivan:

'LOL', as one says on the internet.

Well not really out loud, I just don't think there is internet speak for 'mild snigger and light shaking of head'.

It is a great achievement by Barca, and certainly I'd rather them do it than Real Madrid, because idiots like Perez wouldn't stop crowing.

But your VERY amusingly sanctimonious response is embarrassing.

'You may never get a chance to blog on such a feat again'?

Did you actually just write that?!

Anybody could blog about this for as long as they want. Just like people still bang on about Man Utd in 1999 and Arsenal going the season unbeaten.

Give it a rest and lighten up.

Giovanni. You too. 'Real does not lower itself to xxxxx'.

There is nothing Real will not brag about. FACTIMONDO!

  December 21, 2009 15:12

The utterly DESPICABLE city... Obsessed. U bet said:

Adam Cule seems to be something of a d***. United won that same trophy with less fuss and stress last season, it was a nothing cup...

Now Barca have won, it's the most significant... bullshit

  December 21, 2009 17:03

somoza said:

Oh for god's sake, what would barca be without a lorryload of smug trailing them around everywhere.. not barca that's for sure. Messrs Adam and Ivan, if u were looking for a dripping eulogy u've come to just about the only blog in the world that won't give u one, which is why we read it in the first place. So shove a sock in it.  

  December 21, 2009 17:04

somoza said:

Oh for god's sake, what would barca be without a lorryload of smug trailing them around everywhere.. not barca that's for sure. Messrs Adam and Ivan, if u were looking for a dripping eulogy u've come to just about the only blog in the world that won't give u one, which is why we read it in the first place. So shove a sock in it.  

  December 21, 2009 19:10

andres in ny said:

PhilJones, I LOL'd too.

  December 21, 2009 19:14

Tim Stannard said:

Goodness me - I'd forgotten that Barcelona fans could be sensitive, wilting types, so here's something done elsewhere to act like a dose of smelling salts, hopefully.

www.football365.com/.../0,17033,9405,00.html

Giovanni - could have named and shamed the entire side. I thought the defending for the Cristiano Ronaldo goal was the most entertaining of the night. But poor old Pavon - his name will forever mean "cheap and crap" in the history of Spanish football.

Alex84 - Despite how brilliant Higuain has been for Madrid, it is still all about Cristiano for the likes of Marca and AS. He will forever be cursed for being a Ramon Calderon signing by the current regime.

BoroKnight - I've not heard the Luis Fabiano rumour. But I wouldn't be surprised if Sevilla hang onto until the World Cup and try and get a few million more for him.

  December 21, 2009 20:11

Paul said:

long time readers will know that one of my bug bears is that Barça fans are a humourless bunch who take themselves far too seriously.

well done to everyone above for reminding them that most of us on here like Tim's take and sense of humour on all things Spanish football. Well done to Phil,you said what i was thinking.

  December 21, 2009 20:14

psdiggs said:

Rumour i've heard is Roberto Soldado

 to Blackburn in Jan for £13 million. THIRTEEN MILLION!!!

Bacra fans get over it. Barca/Madrid is all short term success with one team dominating for two or three years then the other taking over neither club is stable enough to gain a real upper hand on the other. While Madrid may not achieve a treble anytime soon( or six in one year if your desperate enough to claim an couple of mickey mouse cups, and stupid enough to not realise its two different seasons)it wont be too long before they are claiming league titles instead of Barca. When is the last time either won three in a row thats a real test of a good team and not just a good season.

  December 21, 2009 20:59

Jordi VW said:

Barça are a great side No argument,but The Greatest ? For me 'The Dream team' would beat the Current side.This team are not the best Barça side i've seen. I'm also amazed that Paul hasn't mentioned that we didn't win the Copa Catalunya,No report from him this week ?

  December 22, 2009 02:51

rosso diavoli said:

Two insufferably annoying clubs and a bunch of also-rans who regularly manage to disappoint everytime I hope and pray that one of them will batter The Greatest Club Ever and The Club Which Is More Than A Club (what the bleeding hell are you then?? Do they ever do anything other than bleat about not being Spanish?).

On another note, can someone tell me why van der Vaart or Higuain don't get snapped up by some eagle-eyed manager from that egotistical maniac? Preferably an eagle-eyed manager from Govan.

  December 23, 2009 19:40

gogetafe said:

I fully support your Barcelona yadda-ing, Tim, but can not forgive you for what is truly an insulting oversight of a historic occasion. When is the next time you'll have the honor to blog about the magnificent, once in a lifetime accomplishment of 2 wins, back to back, for the league's true gem, Getafe. It's got everyone so excited in Azulone-land that Michel might even sell his son!

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