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La Liga Loca

A sideways look at Spanish football


Tim Stannard

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It’s time to leave la Liga’s refs alone


Tuesday 09 February 2010 12:00

Now, La Liga Loca has no idea if it all stems from a post-Franco distrust of authority figures or the persistent culture of blame-shifting, finger-pointing and responsibility-dodging.

But Spain has an obsession with putting the boot into their referees, who seem to be the cause of all ills in the world.

Indeed, Marca employs its own (ex) official who pulls apart his former colleagues decisions every week - which must make him immensely popular at reunions - whilst awarding Real Madrid 17 non-existent penalties and sending off most of the opposition.

Last weekend, it was just the three Espanyol players who should have seen red, says Rafa Guerrero.

“He had a first half to forget” tutted Marca’s man-in-the-middle on Alfonso Pérez Burrull’s performance in Madrid’s 3-0 win over Espanyol.

This love of picking apart the work of referees sees Tuesday’s AS getting their panties in an almighty bunch over the impressive total of nine red cards that were issued during last weekend’s round of action in la Primera.

In a peculiar editorial, the paper’s boss Alfredo Relaño goes all postal on the a**es of the league’s officials and complains that someone refereeing their top flight debut - as happened in the Racing vs Atlético clash - should not have done so because the previous encounter between the two teams a few days before was a bit controversial.

“It is tough being a referee,” concedes Relaño before suggesting that clubs could perhaps vote on whether individual referees are any good (an action that would quickly thin the arbitrating ranks a tad) with “the referees that nobody likes” being dropped.

These are interesting - some would say curious notions - from the chief AS at the paper and an understandable reaction to last weekend’s red-card rain storm, which at first glance looks excessive.

However, there’s one thing missing from Relaño’s mini-thesis.

Every single one of the nine expulsions from those 10 games was completely justified, despite what fans, managers and the press on the receiving end of them say.

And here’s why:

Barcelona vs Getafe

Piqué - Whacked Rafa in the knee with a clumsy, late, dangerous challenge.
Marquez - Pulled Kepa down in the box in a dangerous play. Barcelona will not be appealing either red card.

Málaga vs Deportivo

Pablo Alvarez - one yellow for deliberate handball, one for an alleged dive which was a 50/50 call. The midfielder would not have walked had he not been such a buffoon over the first incident (see Ronaldo vs Almería).

Almería vs Sporting

Chico - direct red for handball after saving a goal-line shot.
Barral - a red for a nasty flying elbow.
Gregory - red card for picking on a ball boy, apparently. Which doesn’t sound very nice.

Zaragoza vs Sevilla

Alvaro Negredo - was in a foul, niggly mood all match and eventually went for kicking out at Contini in a huff.
Stankevicius - another player who went nuts with a ridiculous late tackle.
Colunga - Two yellow cards, the first of which for a stupid, needless tackle from behind on Jesus Navas in the dying seconds of the game.

The only debatable call from those was the second yellow for Alvarez. The rest were all perfectly fine.

And that leaves La Liga Loca a little mystified as to what Relaño’s point is in Tuesday’s rant.

Mistakes are made, of course - his paper makes them every minute of every day - but more often that not they stem from players being cheeky little cheats (yes, you Xavi against Espanyol).

Marca are already criticising the referee from Sunday’s key clash between Atlético Madrid and Barcelona some five days before the match actually kicks off.

“Iturralde is the ref,” blasts a headline in Tuesday’s edition “a guarantee for Barcelona.”

It then states that this particular official has officiated clashes with the Camp Nou club on 30 occasions with Barça winning 20 of the games.

The article also notes that in these clashes 84 yellows and nine reds have been handed to those sides playing the Dream Boys, with Barcelona themselves picking up just 53 yellows and four reds.

La Liga Loca would reply to Marca that with Barcelona having been fairly strong in recent seasons, all referees would have overseen a majority of wins for the Catalan club. But it doubts the paper is listening.

But this is par for the course for a rag overseen by the pea-brained Eduardo Inda, an editor who has scrawled a double-page long “letter” to Pep Guardiola castigating him for commenting on the Madrid media campaign against his side in regards to being helped by refs.

“It’s undeniable that there should only be a one point advantage over the Whites,” complains Marca’s main man whilst talking of the “scientific certification” by his paper of this universal truth.

“I am aware that you will never respond to this as the divine never mix with mere mortals,” is the charming sign-off.

The immediate reaction to such poppycock from La Liga Loca is to wonder if the legal defence of extreme provocation would work were the blog to drop a piano on Inda’s empty head as he goes about his day.

One average day, two papers and two editorials which say an awful lot in regards to the sorry (but highly entertaining, nonetheless) state of Spain’s football writing.

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About Tim Stannard

La Liga Loca is the playground for the evil, more childish half of Tim Stannard’s psyche to be let loose. The other 50% is a contributor to FourFourTwo magazine, Football365, Sabotage Times as well as other publications such as UEFA Champions Magazine and When Saturday Comes. He is also a regular guest on Real Madrid TV’s Extra Time show and works as a TV producer extraordinaire for hire. To contact Tim directly email laligaloca@yahoo.co.uk

Comments

  February 9, 2010 13:33

Huw Davies said:

I really want to read the Spanish press to see just how bad it is when it comes to football.

Another fantastic blog, as ever

  February 9, 2010 13:50

peeto06 said:

couldn't agree more with all of this. the whole referee thing was boring 2 months ago but hearing it every date is now just annoying. It just feels like the madrid press are moving their pieces into position for when barca win the league again this year to say it was all down to the refs right from the start. anyone watch punto pelota? I used to love it but now the last thing I want before bedtime is 2 hours of Roncero and that french tit banging on about how hard done by madrid are every single pu*a night(plus Irene Junquera has been eating a few to many cakes of recent so she's slowly losing her appeal). rant over. bye!

  February 9, 2010 14:30

PhilJones said:

I should have posted my response to Good Day, Bad Day in here shouldn't I!

I have to say, and this is certainly not a La Liga Loca thing (the reason why I read this rather than the others), some of your contemporaries of English-language La Liga writing seem to have been influenced by the effusive nature of every single opinion on any subject matter related to football in Spain.

ZLATAN'S MASSIVE CRISIS

RAUL ON THE BENCH ZOMG!1

PEP GUARDIOLA ATE MY HAMSTER, by  J M Guti.Haz

Something's just really aren't worth a headline. I suppose plopping out editorial content for 7 issues a week must be hard work, but they don't have to write like 14 years surely.

Sometimes you just want to shout 'REIGN IT IN', but then you realise that you're walking around listening to them on your iPod in a public place and you manage to catch yourself before you do.

  February 9, 2010 14:38

PhilJones said:

I should have posted my response to Good Day, Bad Day in here shouldn't I!

I have to say, and this is certainly not a La Liga Loca thing (the reason why I read this rather than the others), some of your contemporaries of English-language La Liga writing seem to have been influenced by the effusive nature of every single opinion on any subject matter related to football in Spain.

ZLATAN'S MASSIVE CRISIS

RAUL ON THE BENCH ZOMG!1

PEP GUARDIOLA ATE MY HAMSTER, by  J M Guti.Haz

Some things just really aren't worth a headline. I suppose plopping out editorial content for 7 issues a week must be hard work, but they don't have to write like 14 year olds surely.

Sometimes you just want to shout 'REIN IT IN', but then you realise that you're walking around listening to them on your iPod in a public place and you manage to catch yourself before you do.

  February 9, 2010 14:38

Ivan said:

Top notch piece Tim....The Spanish refs are unusual in that they actually interperet the laws of the game FAR more correctly than the vast majority of their counterparts in Europe,hence the quantity of yellow and red cards. I watched 3 English Prem games and the leniency of the reffing was shocking,one of the reasons why,English football continues spiraling down in its Crash Bang Wallop non-style;the refs encourage it! The cretins calling these slug-fests refer to it as "combative" when more often than not it`s just escalating foul play.Like everyone I enjoy a competitive match played with vim and vigor but not at the expense of good play and footballers getting marginilized by thuggish response.The Barca cards were prime examples of great reffing-given to 2 fine footballers in Pique and Marquez but who simply crossed the line and were sent off.

  February 9, 2010 20:10

Boqueron said:

I had a pretty good view of the Pablo Alvarez second booking and I have no doubt that it was a penalty rather than a dive (though he did exaggerate it somewhat). This from a Malaga supporter.

  February 9, 2010 21:39

gt607 said:

Well said. Well, well said.

*gives Tim a biscuit*

  February 10, 2010 06:39

Giovanni said:

No No No. The spanish papers are ruining the always perfectly credible argument, that refereeing in spain is shocking, by saying that poor calls are biased and must be because of match fixing.

Spanish refs appear to be dumb sh!ts not because they're match fixing, But because they are actually dumb sh!ts. La liga is the only league i've heard commentary from where it was said "well i think he's given the penalty there because of the poor call to send off the home team's player in the first half. At least everything has evened out and there can be no claim to bias after the game" ridiculous! Two wrongs dont make a right, simple!

I detest the EPL's style of play, but with two big bad calls and some managers kicking up a fuss, refs get reviewed by commitees. Havent heard of that in Spain for years.. And dont get me started on the "blind linesman employment initiative"- because that is even more disgraceful. The refs were ok this weekend, but they're usually rubbish and i'll stand by that claim.

  February 10, 2010 12:13

JohnPJones said:

Spanish Refs are nothing if not loathesome 'Chulos' who try to make the most of their 'primetime' slot. Having said that some are ok.

Still, this whole Villarato spat is nonsense, Referees and their corporative association are just self-serving g*ts.

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