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La Liga Loca

A sideways look at Spanish football


Tim Stannard

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Curiosity and complaints ahead of France friendly


Wednesday 03 March 2010 16:30

There are four distinct approaches adopted by Spain's sports papers in handling Wednesday's friendly with France: previewing it, ignoring it, complaining about it and extrapolating the pants off it.

AS are the media-types who deserve the biggest pat on the back for affording this most intriguing of clashes its due attention with editor Alfredo Relaño noting that "Spain is the France of ten years ago" with his argument being that the latter won back-to-back World Cup and European Championship titles and the former are hoping to.

But in reverse. And without the head butts...

The Spanish tend to view games against their northern neighbours in the same way that England approaches Germany. Or Argentina. Or Brazil. Or Portugal. Or pretty much any other nation that they play when the stakes are high - with a mixture of plucky optimism, fear and a sense of dread.

Having failed to beat France on their home turf in 42 years and Marca's "we're going to retire you tonight, Zidane" business from Germany 2006 still fresh in the memory, the friendly is being taken fairly seriously.


Zizou's chums celebrate his 'retirement'

Except by Marca, that is, who have elected to use Wednesday's edition for part two of their interview with 'Real Madrid signing' Sergio Canales, technically still a Racing player until the summer, but a youngster who has caused no little carnage in Cantabria with the widely publicised footage and photos of the striker putting on a Madrid shirt, carnage that the striker's agent-father has noticed.

"I want to apologise to anyone upset by these images...I guarantee this won't happen again," grovelled Angel Canales in a letter given to the media, admitting that the stunt was a mistake.

Nevertheless, Marca's interview with the eventually-to-be-sold-to-Getafe-and-forgotten-about forward did bring such stunning revelations as Canales predicting that Real Madrid would win the league and that Cristiano was better than Messi.

"If I had to choose one, I like Ronaldo more," admitted the Racing striker, catching the 'I'd think very carefully about your reply' look from the assorted Madrid suits in front of him.

Both Barcelona papers are focussing on Wednesday's Furia Roja against France showdown but in very different ways.

Mundo Deportivo have gone into alternate dimension mode with the front cover blasting "Barça 2011" complete with photos of Ribery, Cesc, Villa, Silva and Jean-Alain Boumsong and the prediction that all five (except one, to be technically correct) will be at the Camp Nou next season.


"What do you mean I'm not any good!?"

Sport are complaining that Victor Valdés has been left out of the Spain squad once again - not that they should actually care one way or t'other, considering the royalist, imperialist, crushing Catalunya underfoot nature of the national team - with the headline moaning that "the best isn't going to the World Cup."

And to prove their point, Sport reel off some statistics that note that the Barcelona keeper has conceded just 0.58 goals per game this season, compared to Iker Casillas' 0.75, the 1.00 of Pepe Reina at Liverpool and the current ratio of 98 strikes a match that poor Diego López sees fly past him at Villarreal, these days.

"Valdés is lacking good PR, is not so media-friendly as Casillas, does not have a father who played with the selectors like Reina nor is he a goalkeeper who is just happy to be involved, like Diego López," says Josep María Casanovas.

And nor is he actually any good as many, many Barcelona fans will readily confirm.

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About Tim Stannard

La Liga Loca is the playground for the evil, more childish half of Tim Stannard’s psyche to be let loose. The other 50% is a contributor to FourFourTwo magazine, Football365, Sabotage Times as well as other publications such as UEFA Champions Magazine and When Saturday Comes. He is also a regular guest on Real Madrid TV’s Extra Time show and works as a TV producer extraordinaire for hire. To contact Tim directly email laligaloca@yahoo.co.uk

Comments

  March 3, 2010 18:43

ElPolloDiablo said:

Great article again! I've been following you for well over a year and love the info and humor. If you check this, do you have time for a quick question/direction? I'm going to be in Madrid for the 28th and am planning on catching the derby. Any tips for where to find tickets?

  March 3, 2010 23:38

JohnPJones said:

Beat the gutsy Frenchies... incidently the French were wearing white, ( a bit like their 'real' Flag?).

  March 4, 2010 16:13

Kxevin said:

Yikes! Another misinformed "surrender" based comment about France. Really? You do know that France had fully half of the 12 million casualties in WWI, right? Chickens, for sure.

Or we could just stick to football, and remark on how dire Les Bleus' attack was, in the coachless state that it exists in. No captain either, since Henry wasn't showing much of anything, poncing about in full friendly mode.

Spain looked good, but they weren't at full throttle, either. I'm never quite sure what the point of friendlies is, frankly.

  March 4, 2010 19:51

Tim Stannard said:

ElPolloDiablo - the best bet is to head to the Bernabeu a couple of days before the match. The last remaining tickets that are available to the public are sold off at that point, so it's a case of getting into the queue nice and early. I would always recommend against getting tickets from touts - more often than not they are fakes and you will be several hundred Euro lighter, too.

  March 4, 2010 23:08

JohnPJones said:

Oh bugger, it's a cheap joke, it's like calling Scots (or Catalans) stingy, (well in my case that's unfortunately  true).

You are right, France looked a bit out of steam, as if the whole thing was a little too much effort, (I seriously doubt that will be their attitude come the finals).

Germany vs Brazil final, for certain.

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