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La Liga Loca

A sideways look at Spanish football


Tim Stannard

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Mourinho gives history lesson as Barca sense injustice


Wednesday 21 April 2010 15:13

A Catalan columnist of a more reasonable bent may have reflected on last night’s defeat against Inter and some of the refereeing decisions that seemed to go against the coach-crazy visitors and give a wry chuckle, recalling the lorry load of luck Barça had in Stamford Bridge, last year.

Unfortunately, as everyone working for both of Barcelona’s sports dailies are myopic, amoeba-brained, certifiable loon bags down to the tiniest proton of their personas, the only mention of the word “Chelsea” and the notion of getting away with blue flippin’ murder came from José Mourinho, after his team’s impressive 3-1 Champions League win, on Tuesday night.

Speaking after what was an unexpectedly enticing encounter, Sky TV’s Portuguese Man o’Phwaaar was asked what had happened during a post match exchange of opinions between himself and Xavi, in the tunnel.

Mourinho explained that he had felt something tugging at his trouser leg and looked down to discover an irate midfielder squeaking as loudly as his little lungs would allow about how badly Barça had been treated by the man in the middle - namely the non-penalty of diving Dani Alves and Diego Milito’s offside-by-a-weasel’s-wimple goal.


"Translate that!"

“He’s one of the best and I love him,” explained the Inter boss. “All I did was remind him of what happened in London, last year.”

But Real Madrid’s manager-to-be was a lone voice in a wilderness of bluster and baloney with Mundo Deportivo blasting the headline of “Armed Robbery!” on the front cover.

“The referee didn’t want to see three penalties in the Inter area,” hand-flapped the match report causing the blog to recall what others there were aside from the dramatic tumble and ‘this may need an amputation’ leg clutch from Dani Alves.

Inside, Santi Nolla was most upset indeed with referee, Olegário Benquerença, calling his performance “scandalous.”


Xavi was furious with the refer....wait a second

But that was considerably more tempered than Josep Maria Casanovas, writing in rival rag, Mundo Deportivo, who summed up the match as “an Italian robbery by a Portuguese ref who they say is a friend of Mourinho,” to possibly attract a libel action in the process, LLL would guess.

His paper’s headline on Wednesday of “An Italian Theft” stands in stark contrast to the headline just over a year ago on May 7th 2009 after Barcelona’s own piece of Dickensian pick-pocketing which screamed “Toma! Toma! Toma!” - which basically means, “Have that Chelsea!”

The attitude of being the victim of a Madoff-sized fraud was shared by the Spanish TV commentary team on the night who whooped the Barcelona goal to a man and then watched perplexed as the referee refused to reward the Catalan side’s theatrics with a string of free-kicks. “The referee is giving nothing to Barça!” huffed the lead commentator.

It is mad, mad, mad world if one has to turn to José Mourinho for a bit of sense. But that’s what LLL is going to do with his observation that “Barcelona is a team that is used to winning that sometimes doesn’t know how to behave when they lose.”

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About Tim Stannard

La Liga Loca is the playground for the evil, more childish half of Tim Stannard’s psyche to be let loose. The other 50% is a contributor to FourFourTwo magazine, Football365, Sabotage Times as well as other publications such as UEFA Champions Magazine and When Saturday Comes. He is also a regular guest on Real Madrid TV’s Extra Time show and works as a TV producer extraordinaire for hire. To contact Tim directly email laligaloca@yahoo.co.uk

Comments

  April 21, 2010 17:03

andres in ny said:

Xavi has been at this for a while now, always complaining to, or about the ref... he's gotten worse as the season has progressed and hope he learns how to be a professional again once he's playing for Spain in June. Alves is a cheat and everyone knows it so when he dives and playacts(as he does constantly) referees - especially those in the Champions League - will have none of it.  Finaly, Messi deserved a red card for knocking out Maicon's teeth, how he wasn't booked for that is beyond me.  

  April 21, 2010 17:21

IndonesiaOverEngland said:

i completely agree with you.

the spain media is so subjective.

if the last night game was a 1 from 10 of poor refereeing, than last year semi's was a 11 from 10.

i know inter are dirty, but barca are sissies.

of course everyone hates the bully in school.

but the kid that pretends to be hurt are really annoying too and rarely punished.

watch sergio busquets, fabregas's yellow card, and in almost his every game he make such a big deal of a tackle to him.

why does barca have so much possesion. because when they lose the ball they fall to the ground.

and the referee always give them the benefit because they are playing beautiful football.

just like at school, when a smart kid pretends to be bullied, no matter what the bullies will be punished.

but last night the ref saw clearly.

  April 21, 2010 18:00

JohnPJones said:

Did Tim submitt this piece or did Paul?

  April 21, 2010 19:40

don_cule said:

Why are the madridista's on here so irate?...I thought a 3-1 defeat would have made them happy since there will be no worst-case scenario of FCB winning the Champions League at the Santiago Bernabeu.

On the subject of refereeing. I have noticed that the blaugrana are accumulating an awful lot of cards, which could cost us further down the line.  

Dare I say the volcanic ash was an act of fate to defeat the players before they had even kicked a ball...and ensure the perfect-ish two years would not happen for one Josep Guardiola.

  April 21, 2010 20:03

Tim Stannard said:

Re the volcano erupting - I wouldn't be surprised if Florentino was behind that, somehow. Triggered by the construction work on his evil lair further down the coast.

  April 21, 2010 20:32

Jordi VW said:

As much as this hurts to say.I think everything you said is Correct ,Tim.We can't have our cake and eat it.We got lucky last year and this year we didn't. It's as simple as that.

I still think that a 2-0 is possible and hopefully we can get an early goal.

A theory----Anyone else think some of the Barça players are avoiding tackles because they don't want to be injured for the world cup or is it just me ?

  April 21, 2010 20:36

somoza said:

I reckon Marca did it. They just tossed their archives in the volcano. That did the trick. First useful thing Marca has ever done. (Ramon Calderon ? Oh all right, second then..)

  April 21, 2010 21:38

Paul said:

Wish i was that eloquent,JPJ.column  You live by The sword you die by the sword.Hence, no sympathy from anyone in football.

Messi could have seen red for that elbow,The ref was awful but The special one is right,Short memories indeed.

 Well said Andres,Xavi has turned into the world's biggest crybaby,You played crap ,Xavi. Show some class like your manager does.

Damn you Stannard i had the Volcano conspiracy gag all ready to go.

Jordi VW- You may be on to something.Never thought about that.A friend has a theory that if Messi doesn't go past the defenders the first two times he tries, he loses interest. Probably crazy,sorry Ron,

  April 21, 2010 22:42

A.BANK.THAT.WOULDNT.LOAN.MONEY.TO.REAL. said:

@Tim

What's happened to you? You used to write about football. Now you write about people...who write about football. People that aren't worth writing about.

Maybe you've hit a wall or just stopped caring, but a weekly rant on what Marca or Sport are reporting has become incredibly tiring and (without wanting to be harsh) smells of laziness on your part.

I loved some of your previous articles on lesser known managers or players, or just random people that many of us wouldn't know much about.

Lately, its always the easy option. For instance, what relevance does the Chelsea game have with this years semi-final? Thats what i expect from a fanboy on a shitty forum just looking to get a reaction.

Speaking of which...

@Paul

I look forward to the day you turn fourteen and realise football is so much more than just hating a particular team (or teams).

Your weekly "Dear Diary" contributions continue to offend the senses of every human being actually capable of reading the English language. That said, I find they share a common theme; an infatuation with the opposition's fans. Every single contribution you make remarks on the impotency of the supporters of team X. Why? Are Espanyol fans special? Are they the benchmark for what real football fans should be like? Please, tell us what we need to do.

  April 22, 2010 01:35

Yorugua said:

I say good riddance, I'm sick of Barcelona... Messi's overrated, if it wasn't for the change in the Offside Rule (2005) Barcelona would not be scoring as many goals. And that Guardiola is a putz, he looks like a perfume matron at a department store, that's not a coach. Referees help Barcelona all the time.

  April 22, 2010 08:32

Giovanni said:

WOW, pretty shocked by the reactions of "A bank that wouldnt loan money to Real"

I'm sorry but I see a call to defend some people.

Firstly, This blog is a place for lively debate, and not for you to lash out at people you have not the slightest clue about.

If you dont like what Tim is selling anymore then find a different store, nobody is holding you ransom.

Also, your assumptions about Paul are also way off. I've been reading this blog for 4 years now and always have a good laugh at Paul's sarcastic brand of humor.

The accusation is that Paul is an infantile club hater, right?

If that is so childish and immature, then whats with your Alias? "A bank that wouldnt loan money to Real", are you serious? Why on earth would you use such an alias? Are you trying to be witty? Come off edgy?

Maybe its attention seeking.. Notice me! I'm really controversial!

You might potentially need some growing up instead?

Now can we please go back to talking about football?

  April 22, 2010 08:39

Kirkabir said:

What the ref did during the Chelsea match last year does not justify what the ref did on tuesday. Please stop the BS about "remember the Chelsea game last year". Alves would have beem given penalty in any other circumstance. It's true he is a bit of a drama queen, but then again who is'nt these days, just look at the teatrics of Lucio. He sure seems to have adapted well to the "italien" game !

  April 22, 2010 08:59

Jordi VW said:

A.BANK.THAT.WOULDNT.LOAN.MONEY.TO.REAL...... What a load of rubbish you've just posted. Tim's article is very funny and very true. If the blog upsets you so much then other websites are available. I've been following the blog since before 4-4-2 and Tim's style hasn't changed so why have a go at him now.

On the Chelsea thing,Barça are quick to reference past events more than most so i think the comparision is relevant especially after Mourinho's comment to xavi

Hopefully Paul will let you have it with both barrels after he's stopped laughing at your comments.From memory i think his big gripe is Cules are a humourless,reactionary bunch who only support the team during the good times. Yet again,You've proven him right.I think you fail to see,with both paul and Tim, the tongue in cheek nature of the comments.

Well said Giovanni,i was just going to mention his name too.

  April 22, 2010 09:24

big phil Sproson said:

God knows the last time I posted but after seeing that guy having at go at Tim and Paul I have to say something.

Your comment

"Thats what i expect from a fanboy on a shitty forum just looking to get a reaction." So what have you done ? Yes ,that's right,reacted.

As the Spanish League turns into the SPL, of course, most of the coverage will be about the big two. If you go onto a Premier League blog most of the stuff is about the top 6,Why should it be different here ?

Anyway,Tim regularly covers other teams like Getafe,Atletico and then we come to Paul with Espanyol.

Paul has a unique take on his team which I like. He comes at it from a British perpesctive. We are obsessed about "How many did they bring" etc and Paul just comments on that. You can tell he is a football fan.

If you disagree with him,or Tim, that is your right but personal attacks on fellow posters is a bit low.

I agree with Jordi VW and Giovanni,if you don't like it then don't read it and you don't get the humourous side of the blog at all.If you want to be a reactionary Barça fan you will feel well at home on the Guardian website,It's full of like minds. how Sid Lowe doesn't take a gun to the lot of them is beyond me :).I myself follow Athletic,any others on here ?

  April 22, 2010 11:02

Paul said:

"A sideways look at Spanish football",Thank you guys for your comments.

@A.BANK.THAT.WOULDNT.LOAN.MONEY.TO.REAL.,Obviously your ego doesn't let you see what is actually written. If one line of comment every two weeks offends you so much then you need help. Nothing any of us on here can say or do will be sufficent.As others have said you so clearly have no sense of humour or understanding of how people who go to matches think. Stick to your Play Station and Digital Tv or walk away from your computer and go and watch a local match. Bet all the tea in china your local team isn't Barça.

I can only echo what others have said,If you don't like what Tim writes then don't read it. As Big Phil says Other sites for fellow Bad losers are available. The line about Tim Not caring is downright insulting and The accusation of Laziness is unfounded. As you are so obviously a professional writer yourself,Start your own blog and see if you can maintain such a high standard week in week out.

  April 22, 2010 16:03

BeticoIrlandes said:

i wouldnt comment a lot at all, but have followed tim since the blogspot days, and im in complete agreement about his darth lopera view, it is a blog about football and the commentary about everything related to the liga loca that we all love to read about. If you ever lived in spain " i wouldnt loan money..", then you would know the relevance of what snrs. casanovas or roncero are to the collective thinking of your average Spanish football fan. Like every time Real Madrid lose the referee was at fault, ditto with barcelona. Its always the same, but you have to laugh at the fingerpointing that goes on from both sides, but all Tim does is highlights the absurdity of it all. As for all the regular contributors, while i enjoy reading the various opinions, you dont have to like them all, all the time. Football is a game of opinions, which is why its so popular. The only thing Tim has missed in a while is a good roncero gag..although I think hes not the hottest marca jounalist with Snr Perez at the moment.

End of rant, keep up the good work Tim

Betis pa Primera

  April 22, 2010 19:40

A.BANK.THAT.WOULDNT.LOAN.MONEY.TO.REAL. said:

Tim's a fantastic writer. Probably better than any other football blogger out there. I didn't attack Tim. I stated exactly what i felt about this article (which, for me, lacked humour and purely sought a reaction which i provided) and his recent articles that focused on the nonsense of the big  four sports papers. I know i'm not alone, irrespective of what's written here.

If i didn't care, i wouldn't respond. If you write a blog and don't expect feedback, comments or criticism, you're in the wrong business.

@big phil Sproson

I can't fathom how my comments to Paul cross a line when compared to the usual bile that he comes out with. Every week Adam, DonCule and JPJ amaze me with their rational responses.

I appreciate the invitation to the Guardian website for both me and my little mind. That, of course, could never constitute a personal attack. Nice one.

@Paul

I don't have the class of Adam, JPJ or Don to actually respond to you on a regular basis. But everyone hits a certain boiling point at some time. Everything i said, i meant.

  April 22, 2010 20:57

big phil Sproson said:

Banker-- you didn't attack Tim !!!!! Have you read what you wrote ? have you seen the reaction from the readers  ? and Adamcule = rational response.Mr Kneejerk Himself,The man who started the personal attacks last year. Thank You now i've seen everything. according to Your Logic only Barça fans seem to respond rationally.

The difference between you and paul is one does it in a Humourous way and you do it to cause offence. It's pretty obvious to me which is which. I'm pleased paul gets under your skin. More power to him.

  April 22, 2010 21:19

Jordi VW said:

I'm with You, Big Phil, If that's not an attack I wouldn't like to see him angry.

While i'll agree JPJ reacts rationally the same can't be said for Adam (Much mellower these days it must be said),Sorry Adam but just telling it as I see it.

As a Barça socio I recognise that we have a seige mentality and the press create a paranoia that I hate. I try to give a balanced view and accept that when we dish it out we have to expect it back.Luckily our Football is winning us friends all over the world but we are not good losers.We have to learn to lose with dignity like we used to.We say we are more than a club,let's start showing it a bit more and not being bitter every time something goes against us.

  April 22, 2010 22:28

A.BANK.THAT.WOULDNT.LOAN.MONEY.TO.REAL. said:

@big phil Sproson

You find Paul "Humourous"? Are you Paul?

Tim's a pro and a big boy. He can handle criticism. There wouldn't be a comments section otherwise.

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