Incredible Ronaldo keeps Real breathing down Barca’s neck
Thursday 06 May 2010 14:25
He may have a stupid, shiny face you want to whack with an ironing board, Tom and Jerry style, but Cristiano Ronaldo certainly can play a bit.
The most expensive footballer on the planet has got the Madridista press ranting and raving that he was worth every single cent of his multimillion euro fee after his first hat-trick in la Liga dragged a largely lethargic Madrid through their ordeal at Mallorca's Ono Estadi to win 4-1 and stay one point behind Barça with two games to play.
“Extraterrestrial,” spumed Marca’s front cover with Santiago Segurola oozing that “he has blessed the Spanish league with his presence.”
At 1-0 down to a Champions League chasing Mallorca, a shoddy Real Madrid looked dead and buried - again - until Ronaldo took advantage of a hesitant Dudu Aouate in the opposition goal to flick an up-and-under, ‘that one’s got snow on it’ shot into the back of the net.
Two more then followed to give the Portuguese mirror-snogger 25 league strikes for the season before Gonzalo Higuaín ruined Ronaldo’s night to score Madrid’s fourth and his 26th (of the season, obviously – not the game).
“I’d have liked to have seen Barça for two months without Messi,” huffed Manuel Pellegrini after the game in trying to fend off accusations that Real Madrid are a one player and ten other half-wits team in the final stages of the season by claiming that their year’s work has been a collective effort.
It is easy to see why a poking press may have come to this conclusion. Since the Barça debacle at the Bernabeu, Ronaldo has scored two of the three goals against Osasuna on Sunday - including the late winner - offered two assists against Zaragoza, one goal against Valencia and another against Almería.
This is all in stark contrast to Kaká who was very much with the World Cup in mind with a quite hopeless performance on Wednesday night. “Once again he was nowhere,” complained AS editor, Alfredo Relaño, “there was no running, didn’t get the midfield going and did little up front.”
The victory at a ground where Mallorca had been fairly dominant this season has swung the blog’s title-o-meter to 65%-35% in favour of a Barcelona victory.
It’s less perky than previously for the Catalan club due to a 5-1 win for Sevilla - the side Pep’s Dream Boys face in the Sánchez Pizjuán on Saturday - away at Racing. The result was, however, more than a little flattering to Sevilla, thanks to the utter uselessness of the Santander side that is now in serious relegation do-do, just one point and one place above third-from-bottom Tenerife.
Valladolid are probably all but down after a 3-1 defeat to a curiously interested in league football again Atlético Madrid, although Javier Clemente was claiming that his Pucela side was owed not one, not two, but three penalties by a referee who should be given some kind of torture involving ‘anisakis’ according to Clemente - which is either some kind of parasite or maybe a Basque drink the blog has never heard of.
A second-half penalty from Colunga puts Zaragoza on 40 points and all but safe with two matches to go. The same cannot be said for Málaga who sneaked a point away from home at the failing fast Athletic Bilbao and have now racked up five draws in a row.
Osasuna’s 3-1 win over Deportivo sees the home side snug in midtable, but with the Galician goal-missers having lost eight of their last eleven games.
The second-to-last round of matches kick off before you know it on Saturday - and all at 9pm Spanish time, already making Monday’s Good day, Bad day review more than a little sketchy.
What could happen this weekend:
Title - if Barça beat Sevilla away and Real Madrid fail to beat Athletic at the Bernabeu, Barcelona are champions.
Champions League - Valencia have secured third. If Sevilla beat Barça and Mallorca lose away to Depor then Sevilla grab fourth.
Europa League - Mallorca all but guaranteed a spot, providing they don’t go bankrupt. Getafe, Villarreal and Athletic are fighting for the other place. But look inept at the moment.
Relegation - Xerez are all but relegated. If Valladolid stumble at home to Racing, then they could be done for too.
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La Liga Loca is the playground for the evil, more childish half of Tim Stannard’s psyche to be let loose. The other 50% is a contributor to FourFourTwo magazine, Football365, Sabotage Times as well as other publications such as UEFA Champions Magazine and When Saturday Comes. He is also a regular guest on Real Madrid TV’s Extra Time show and works as a TV producer extraordinaire for hire. To contact Tim directly email laligaloca@yahoo.co.uk