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La Liga Loca

A sideways look at Spanish football


Tim Stannard

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La Liga Loca’s Good Day, Bad Day - Round 38


Monday 17 May 2010 11:57

Good Day

Leo Messi

(Sighs) Leo Messi really is no fun at all. What was the first thing he did to celebrate his 34th league goal of the season? Ran to the stands to hug his Mum, that’s what. Shocking behaviour.(Highlights here)

Pep Guardiola

(Sighs) Pep Guardiola really is no fun at all. What was the first thing he did to celebrate his second league title in his second season in charge of Barça? Walked over to the opposition bench to hug Valladolid boss, Javier Clemente, after his side’s relegation, that’s what. Shocking behaviour.

Manuel Pellegrini

Repeated Fabio Capello’s Real  Madrid press conference performance from 2007 with his long-stored up, "you’re all a bunch of ******s" speech to the local press, except in slightly softer tones as is the norm with the chilled-out Chilean.

Real Madrid may have failed in the Copa del Rey and the Champions League - haven’t they always - but in la Liga the side picked up 96 points, scored 102 goals and won 27 games.

And it was achieved by a manager who had to integrate seven new players as well as deal with the key figures of Robben and Sneijder being sold late in the day and against his wishes. And then there were those members of his squad who were not always enthusiastic about the concept of actually playing football.

Guti

Even before coming on as a second-half substitute, Guti was on a yellow card after having some afters with the linesman in the opening 45 minutes. LLL salutes you, sir.

Sevilla

Watching a side you have no real affinity for suffer hell and torment is one of the great treats of football - a treat that is magnified on the last day of the season by a billion.

And seeing as the Sevilla president José Maria del Nido is not one of the blog’s favourite characters, it was fantastic sport indeed to see his frowning form sinking lower and lower into his seat as the Almería clash unfolded and Sevilla’s footballing finances looked worse and worse for his side next season.

However, everything was ruined a tad with Sevilla’s late winner but LLL did get to enjoy a bit of yin with his yang by seeing the side’s admirable sporting director, Monchi, throw himself onto the bodies seated on the row behind him and begin what appeared to be the most enthusiastic of dry humps.

In a purely hard-nosed, corporate suit-wearing way, Sevilla are more likely to make waves than Mallorca in next season’s Champions League - should they get through the qualifying round, that is - so maybe it is the right thing all round that the Andalusian side grabbed the fourth-placed spot in the most dramatic way imaginable. (Highlights here)

Rodri

With Alvaro Negredo (see Bad Day) having let himself down, his family down, his side down and his supporters down by getting sent off, it was up to the 19-year-old Rodri to score a wonderful twisty kung-fu goal in the 93rd minute having been on the pitch just nine minutes.

However, the strike owed just as much to a brilliant cross from Jesús Navas who put the ball right into the mixer despite the pressure the midfielder was under from both the clock and an Almería defender.

Getafe

Aside from getting out and about and a bit of fresh air - as fresh as it gets in smoggy Madrid - there wasn’t much point in LLL heading down to the Vicente Calderón,  on Saturday, to catch a victory for Getafe that was an inevitable as an injury from Kaká when a league match really matters.

Atleti took to the field with just one of the starters in the Europa League final, Alvaro Domínguez. And it was the centre-back who dropped one to give the ball to Pedro León to feed Roberto Soldado for his side’s second of the evening - and a most peculiar huddled goal celebration with the Getafe striker in the middle that nearly involved the referee throwing a bucket of water over the fondling footballers.

The game couldn’t have been easier for Getafe but the fans and footballers will not give a hamster’s hula-hoop now that they have returned to the Europa League...(Highlights here)

Roberto Soldado

...a return that owes a great deal to their leading striker coming back from injury to score four goals in the final three games, although Getafe did end the season with a fine run which saw just one defeat in ten.

This late streak from Soldado may, just may make the blog rethink its attitude to the former Real Madrid man, a footballer LLL has always felt needs too many chances for each goal to be international class, but it’s something that his many supporters in Spain would disagree with considering Soldado has scored 16 league goals with two months out of action. 

Almería

Now, Sevilla’s opponents on Saturday either really, really, really hate their fellow Andalusian side or they had either received ‘incentives’ from a certain island-dwelling third party big enough to buy Portugal.

Or maybe they just had a Playboy Bunnies bus parked outside the stadium for the players’ use should they have had a successful night against Sevilla.

Almería gave it an almighty go to stop Sevilla getting into the Champions League by coming from behind twice - with a cracking strike from Ortiz on the second occasion - and even ended up with fisticuffs with some of the Sevilla players after they had scored their insanely late winner.

Good work all round.

Racing

Although Racing saved themselves with a fairly unsurprising 2-0 win over Sporting, it was boos and jeers from the home fans that saw the players off the pitch after a forgettable campaign.

Málaga

The side’s remarkable ability to pick up draws this season - 16 in all and six in the last seven games - turned out to be quite handy in the end in hanging on to one more much needed point against a Real Madrid side that knew the gig was up with Barcelona happily hammering Valladolid in the Camp Nou.

Marca

Another match day and another vile, vitriolic editorial from the paper accusing Manuel Pellegrini of what they perceived to be a lack of professionalism in a pre-match press conference before the Valladolid clash, but a perception that no-one else really shared.

LLL can just imagine the glee in the paper’s offices on Sunday night as Barcelona’s goals went in at the Camp Nou - an action allowing even more bile to be hurled in the Chilean manager’s direction. 

To push one of the most gentlemanly, mild-mannered and in control coaches in the top flight to the end of his tether takes some doing. Marca must be feeling very proud themselves, indeed.

Bad Day

Mallorca

Considering the blog thought that Mallorca would be relegated this season, it seems a little bit mean to plonk them into the Bad Day section simply for finishing fifth.

However, that’s where the club ended their season despite them fulfilling their side of Sunday’s bargain with a 2-0 win over Espanyol leaving them with no other option than to watch Sevilla’s late winner on the stadium video screens, whilst they themselves were filmed doing it.

Once the disappointment of missing the Champions League places had been confirmed, Gregorio Manzano left the pitch, waving to the fans and knowing that his contract is up at the end of June and is unlikely to be signing a new one at a club that is about to have another sale of players and potentially go into administration.

A sad end to a sensational season.

Villarreal

Atlético’s neighbourly act of kindness of playing their women’s team - and the alarmingly portly Salvio - against Getafe meant that whatever Villarreal did on Saturday against Zaragoza didn’t mean diddly.

As it happened, they ended up going 3-0 down within 34 minutes and then fighting back to make the scores 3-3.

It was the perfect summary for the year,î sighs Javi Mata in AS noting that Villarreal had an awful start but a more sprightly finish in both the match and their league campaign.

It ended up being double doom for Villarreal on the night, as their eventual seventh-placed finish would have been enough to get a Europa League spot had Sevilla come fifth and won the Copa del Rey on Wednesday.

But with the first part of that scenario not happening, it’s a season outside of Europe for Villarreal, next year, unless Mallorca go into administration over the summer and get themselves barred from European football in the process.(Highlights here)

Alvaro Negredo

When Real Madrid sold Alvaro Negredo on to Sevilla over the summer - a move criticised by many, including this blog - they should have come out and announced the real reason: because he’s a complete tool.

Negredo got himself sent off with 25 minutes to go for abuse aimed at the linesman and should have been thrown into stocks in the city centre, had his side failed to overcome Almería.

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About Tim Stannard

La Liga Loca is the playground for the evil, more childish half of Tim Stannard’s psyche to be let loose. The other 50% is a contributor to FourFourTwo magazine, Football365, Sabotage Times as well as other publications such as UEFA Champions Magazine and When Saturday Comes. He is also a regular guest on Real Madrid TV’s Extra Time show and works as a TV producer extraordinaire for hire. To contact Tim directly email laligaloca@yahoo.co.uk

Comments

  May 17, 2010 12:28

rohitnair said:

Tim,

Real Madrid won 31 games, not 27. It's mathematically impossible to win 27 games out of 38 and still finish with 96 points.

  May 17, 2010 12:43

peeto06 said:

did anyone else break the calculator out to check the rohitnair is right about it being impossible to get 96 points with 27 wins?

great point for Malaga yesterday, although I wasn't sure if all the kids going into town were beeping their horns because Malaga stayed up or because Barca won the league

  May 17, 2010 13:45

Tim Stannard said:

Thanks for the spot rohitnair - it's been a long, long season!

  May 17, 2010 14:28

andre 3K said:

I took out my trusted Adding Machine, i can confirm that it is mathematically possible to get to a maximum of 92 points by winning 27 games out of 38, and drawing the rest.

Still not enough to beat Barca though

  May 17, 2010 15:29

aaronwk said:

i can't understand why this blog dislikes sevilla so much!  not just sevillaFC but betis as well.  i'll just assume it has to do with andalucía's generally unpleasant smell...

  May 17, 2010 16:59

Tim Stannard said:

Aaranwk - with Sevilla it's love gone sour. Prob my favourite team in Europe just a couple of years ago. But since Juande Ramos left...

And as for Betis. The blog badly wants them back. Much missed.

  May 17, 2010 19:41

AdamCule said:

Did Paul write the Good Day section? My apologies to him and all other law abiding citizens of Barcelona for the hooligan rampage which some of our "fans" decided to partake in last night. Time the city authorities took steps to prevent people from congregating on mass on La Rambla because the mindless vandalism has become all too common at these events.

1 trophy seems a bit of a come down from the heady days in 2009 but any season which culminates in Barça lifting the league trophy (or not, given the LFP's ineptitude) is a success in my book. People will search for excuses in this match or that match but anybody with an ounce of objectivity will recognise that Barça deserved to be crowned champions in a league season that saw them lose just once, to Patetico of course.

  May 17, 2010 19:41

DonnyDT said:

31 wins (could have been 32 is it had mattered) and no title.  Ridiculous.  

They're going to have to create a new league for these teams to play in soon.

  May 17, 2010 21:50

JohnPJones said:

One particular hooligan did behave himself... but then again the last time I was in Luz the Gas I was almost barred.

Oh, time for feeling smug... now just the World Cup to look forward to!

Adam, it's 4 trophies in one season... 3 in 2009 + the league title.

  May 17, 2010 22:31

aaronwk said:

well, even as a sevilla fan i miss betis too.  a whole year without a sevillan derby!  also, having them around makes the 'corruption' of del nido look much more like a little speed bump compared to Darth Lopera (my favorite nickname from this site).

  May 18, 2010 11:06

PhilJones said:

For a neutral, its very hard not to have been bored stiff by the majority of this campaign.

Barca and Real destroying every team home and away (just about) with barely a sweat has been absolutely awful. Some commentators have mentioned it as a thrilling title race. Not at all. We all knew that the only game to really matter was the Classico.

There has been something unpleasantly robotic about both Real and Barca. The whole Barca amazing football love-in has been replaced with a frustration that even on a sh*t day they can walk over 99% of the sides they face in La Liga.

And Real Madrid are just a poisonous monster of an 'organisation' at the moment aren't they. If someone can name one remotely positive or dignified thing about that club this season then please share. (not including Pellegrini).

Atletico being terrible has been done so often before its not as funny anymore.

Bravo Mallorca though, and its been nice to see Valencia not disintigrate before our eyes.

  May 18, 2010 11:10

Kirkabir said:

I will miss this guy : www.youtube.com/watch

  May 18, 2010 14:34

Paul said:

What's the world coming to........Well said Adam. Spot on.Doubt whether any of those morons were actually at the game. As per usual the TV concentrated on the Ramblas celebrations more than the stadium. Tourists and A***holes.and thanks for the law abiding bit,you obviously don't know me.

JPJ... Once in Luz de Gas should be punishable by firing squad.What were you thinking ?

  May 18, 2010 14:35

Paul said:

P.S The best team won the league. Congrats to genuine supporters.

  May 19, 2010 15:33

Guerrero said:

Pablo, flattery will get you free beers and tapas. At least in my town. Thanks. And just so you know, I think Pericos' new stadium is great. Love that squarish traditional look to it. Very close and homey. The olympic circular thingie that requires binocs to see anything was the Suck.

  May 20, 2010 16:12

tariqo said:

messi scored 47 gpals this season only 2 penalties not like the qween of diving ronaldo at his best with man united

& let me tell u that u looks like a big messi's hater i have ever seen

what u want him to do after scoring ??

show us his body like ronaldo against almeria hahaha

  May 22, 2010 16:20

tariqo said:

no respond ???

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