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La Liga Loca

A sideways look at Spanish football


Tim Stannard

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Smug cloud engulfs Barcelona, but Ronaldo is winning his war with Messi


Wednesday 08 December 2010 12:50

There are times when La Liga Loca is quite glad it doesn’t live in Barcelona, despite its beach and all that Gaudi architecture stuff. This week is one of those occasions. And not just because of the hell of la Rambla or the rats on the city's metro system. Or the humidity in the summer. Or the pickpockets.

It’s because the blog has noticed in the local news from the Catalan capital that a huge cloud of choking smug is currently hanging over the city, forcing authorities to advise all non-Barça fans - and especially those don’t like football at all - to remain indoors for the sake of their own health.

Failure to follow these warnings apparently could result in severe damage to mental wellbeing, with transgressors being set upon and held for hours by hordes of grinning, gurning, gurgling culés desperate to brag about the brilliance of the Camp Nou club.

Levels of smugness were already nearing dangerous levels after the 5-0 win for Pep’s Dream Boys over Real Madrid, but they were just about within UN standards. Unfortunately, that barrier was breached on Monday when it was announced that the FIFA / Ballon d’Or shortlist had been whittled down to three Barça players who were all brought up in the club’s ‘cantera’ youth system.

Andrés Iniesta, Leo Messi and Xavi Hernández were all pictured together on the front covers of both culé crazy papers the morning after, with Mundo Deportivo blasting “Masia Mundial!” and Sport plumping for “Historical Barça!”

The situation worsened on Wednesday after a Barca side featuring no fewer than seven starters from the cantera defeated Rubin Kazan 2-0 at the Camp Nou, prompting Mundo Deportivo to brag about an “homage to La Masia” and shout “Viva la Masia!”

“The cantera doesn’t stop” claims the front cover of Sport with a very stroppy sounding Lluís Mascaró attacking the Madrid-based press - Marca in particular - for claiming that the Ballon d’Or nominations were a “victory for Spanish football.”

“Spanish football will not win any prize...because it doesn’t deserve to. Barça will win it. Xavi, Iniesta and Messi being the three candidates is a success for Barça, for its style, its philosophy and its model as a club,” squeals Mascaro, “It’s a victory for the cantera, for La Masia...” and so on and so on with overpowering clouds of smug pouring out of the Sport columnist’s keyboard.

All the Madridista papers have to keep them going in their slightly darker post Clásico hour is the notion that Cristiano Ronaldo has scored one more league goal than Leo Messi - two if you read Marca.

“Ronaldo is beating Messi in his own war,” boasted AS on Monday, referring to this all important battle which means so much to the Real Madrid man that the forward only remembers to celebrate his goals with the rest of the teammates a minute or two after he has finished doing laps of the pitch with his arms outstretched like a big eejit.

Indeed, this is one of the reasons given for Sport’s claim on Tuesday that most of the Madrid squad - especially the Spaniards - can’t stand the preening Portuguese player.

The front cover of Wednesday’s AS is all with the Ronaldo love, once again, by yelling that the player “never stops”. LLL presumes that boast is relation to football as ‘CR7’ is due to play against Auxerre on Wednesday night in Madrid’s Champions League clash despite being one booking away from a suspension, rather than an activity involving the words ‘staring’, ‘mirror’ and ‘all day’.

The match at the Bernabeu against their French opponents is a bit of a dead rubber with first place already secured for the Spaniards, but Auxerre can still qualify for the joys of the Europa League if they better Ajax’s result against AC Milan.

Despite there still being something to play for, it is set to be a bit of a fringe player line-up for Madrid with Jerzy Dudek expected to start just his 10th game in three-and-a-half seasons at Castle Greyskull.

Over in England, Spain’s third Champions League side, Valencia, put on a fine performance in Old Trafford with Pablo Hernández becoming the first player to score against Manchester United in the competition, this year. Unfortunately, an equaliser from Anderson saw the men from Mestalla finishing the group in second, but being very much an outfit to avoid in the draw for the knock-out stages on December 17th.

The one downer on an excellent evening for Unai Emery was the grumpy reaction from the goalscorer, Pablo, at being substituted. However, the Valencia coach didn’t seem to be too fussed by his frustrated footballer. “It’s normal that they get angry when they not playing,” shrugged Emery. Especially at a club where the footballers are notoriously moody even when they are seeing a bit of action.



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About Tim Stannard

La Liga Loca is the playground for the evil, more childish half of Tim Stannard’s psyche to be let loose. The other 50% is a contributor to FourFourTwo magazine, Football365, Sabotage Times as well as other publications such as UEFA Champions Magazine and When Saturday Comes. He is also a regular guest on Real Madrid TV’s Extra Time show and works as a TV producer extraordinaire for hire. To contact Tim directly email laligaloca@yahoo.co.uk

Comments

  December 8, 2010 13:56

thisGRAEME said:

Just as an aside, you do realise that Castle Greyskull was where the good guys hung out?

  December 8, 2010 14:26

Tim Stannard said:

What! Skeletor didn't live there? How can good guys live in somewhere shaped like a skull!

  December 8, 2010 16:18

Kxevin said:

But we've kind of earned the right to be smug, right? Even insufferably so, for a bit, until Espanyol kidnaps Messi and starts sending us body parts in the post or something, and brings things back to earth.

The run up to the Clasico was impressive, the match itself more impressive still, and now we've just beaten a European side with our kids. Launch the SS Smug!

  December 8, 2010 17:58

Paul said:

"It’s because the blog has noticed in the local news from the Catalan capital that a huge cloud of choking smug is currently hanging over the city".

Many a true word.....

@Kxevin,You maybe right,it's the constant whining and excuse making when they lose that annoys other fans, as well as The seige mentality and playing the constant victim card. The other team is never better ,there's always something, Wrong type of grass,Horoscope was against them and many many more.

I must admit that they are bad winners,Even if they win 1-0 and the other team played brilliantly they(supporters,media-same thing),apart from Pep,never acknowledge this.It always,Dominant,superior Barça etc.

My opinion of Barça fans is well documented,the football is brilliant but the supporters always leave a sour taste in the mouth of Spanish football fans.

  December 8, 2010 21:11

FCBarca said:

No, Barca should take a page out of RM's book of respect & professionalism eh?...Because, surely, the most notorious club for disrespect, arrogance and lack of fair play is Barca, right?

Come on, just take off the rose tinted shades once in awhile...The capital club and fans of theirs are in no position to lecture anyone, let alone Barca, about fair play, sportsmanship or arrogance

  December 9, 2010 08:58

JohnPJones said:

I don't think Barça or Real can tell anyone how to behave.

That they do, and pass their comments on to those willing vassals in the press, or certain managers who make sanctimonious comments about how they will not get involved in dialectic sparring with opponent managers, (they delegate that role to their footballers), or show unease at certain decisions during matches, all the while bemoaning that their main rivals are being helped by match officials, or sometimes, or demonstrate levels of untold arrogance during serious industrial disputes, or state that their footballers should not be subjected to solid tackling, all the while having certain defenders who you would be hard pressed not to card every game. (One stone wall penalty gone a begging last night vs Auxerre?).

No really, Madrid and Barcelona will never learn in this department, it will always be a debate plagued by the; 'they started it' or 'they are worse'.

Seriously, I gave up reading Sport when I turned 13.

Still, I suppose for us fans, "you pays your money, you takes your choice".

  December 9, 2010 09:07

JohnPJones said:

Post Scriptum:

Scratching my head here and trying to remember. Now I now Madrid haven't won many games at our stadium, and none that I can remember as being particularly spectacular.

Having said that, Ronaldinho DID get a standing ovation at the Bernabeu, (as did Maradona before him). When was the last time we showed good grace and noble bearing in defeat? Er... never? Turning on the sprinklers doesn't even get close to covering it.

  December 9, 2010 11:43

rachelcl said:

I can confirm that He-Man's catchphrase was "By the power of Greyskull!". I see Real now have a "goalkeeping crisis" as Dudek got injured while Casillas was off acting in a film / accepting awards / whatever he was doing.

  December 14, 2010 13:49

bazilinho said:

yeah Skeletor lived in Snake Mountain

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