Good Day, Bad Day: Miraculous Messi, Fantastic Falcao and Desperate Deportivo

Good Day

Leo Messi
La Liga Loca caught Leo MessiâÂÂs record-breaking performance in a bar spattered with Madridistas who were Béticos for 90 minutes, hoping that a knee-knackered Argentinean would either be too injured to play or fail to get into the game which was a dangerous one for the Catalan club, as the second half proved.
It was not to be, with Messi producing tiny gasps of admiration - quickly stifled - with two devastating finishes which took him to 86 goals in a calendar year. âÂÂI donâÂÂt think we are ever going to see a player like this ever again,â admitted Tito Vilanova on a footballer who still has three more matches to further increase his incredible 2012 tally.

Atlético Madrid
Once again, the Rojiblancos were doubted after back-to-back defeats in la Liga and the Europa League, but once again Atlético prove that the team is a resilient and above-all professional outfit these days, as shown with SundayâÂÂs dismissal of Deportivo.

Diego Costa
Of course, Falcao seems to be dominating the news, having become only the second Atlético Madrid player in history to score five goals in a game, and the first footballer in la Liga to do it since Fernando Morientes in 2001-02, but the ColombianâÂÂs admittedly decent performance would not have been possible had Diego Costa not softened Deportivo up with his opener. Sometimes only LLL makes any sense (sigh).

Real Madrid
LLL thought this was going to be another load of dropped points away from home for José MourinhoâÂÂs side (although Karanka is being seen more and more these days). Although the prediction was completely wrong, as usual, the vibe was right, with Real Madrid looking very much like particularly energetic headless chickens at Valladolid and resorting to kitchen sink panic when things werenâÂÂt working out. The side normally relies on individual performances for its victories rather than team efforts - Cristiano Ronaldo more often than not - but on this occasion it was a Mesut ÃÂzil who carried the Real Madrid can with two goals.
On Saturday night, Madrid got away with the win, but have three defeats in eight in la Liga on the road and the only victory that was properly comprehensive in the manner of last yearâÂÂs form was the 5-0 victory at Mallorca. Sometimes the issue is a lack of intensity from the footballers, but on Saturday it was as if Madrid simply didnâÂÂt have a notion of what to do when the whistle went, aside from hoping someone would come up with the goal-scoring goods.

Florentino Pérez
Tomás Guasch writing in Marca, certainly seems to think the Madrid president had a good time during the Valladolid clash, with a pack of attacking players on and midfielders in defence. âÂÂBack in the day, he wanted to put Beckham at rightback and Zidane as a sweeper. All the Galacticos together and winning 4-6."

Málaga
A pleasing 4-0 victory against Granada and a getting-the-job-done sort of performance stuffed with admirable efficiency. âÂÂWeâÂÂve been playing la Liga and the Champions League. WeâÂÂve got 25 points now, which is what we had last season after the whole of the first half of the campaign and weâÂÂve still got four matches left,â chirped a chuffed Manuel Pellegrini.

Levante
A devastating, brilliant display from a Levante side that simply doesnâÂÂt stop working, working and working. The 4-0 win over Mallorca brought a standing ovation from a home crowd that have seen their side genuinely fighting for a Champions League spot, through to the knock-out stages of the Europa League and still up and running in the Copa del Rey. Time for a bit of a party then? âÂÂIâÂÂm going to celebrate with a paella and tomorrow weâÂÂll go back to work,â announced Levante boss, Juan Ignacio Martínez.

Getafe
If it hadnâÂÂt been for pesky Real Sociedad and their injury time equaliser, Getafe would have picked up all three points for the sideâÂÂs fourth win in a row and the clubâÂÂs best ever start in la Primera. All this with still just the single goal from the squadâÂÂs strikers in 15 matches. Even Riki on a recall would be a tempting transfer option for the team, these days.

Manucho & Miroslav Djukic
Although Valladolid striker Manucho was on the losing side despite a brace, and his coach saw his team defeated at home in the 3-2 loss to Real Madrid, it was apparently still a good day for the pair, as far as acheiving their pre-set goals was concerned. âÂÂItâÂÂs a chance to leave our anonymity so people know us, and people say âÂÂwho is Djukic,â announced the Serbian coach before the encounter. âÂÂIt helps my profile, so IâÂÂm known in the world, but IâÂÂm not thinking about myself,â noted a happy Valladolid striker thinking about himself and his two goals.

Carlos Martínez
A first Primera goal for the Real Sociedad defender and the first league strike since his March 2008 effort against Racing Ferrol. âÂÂItâÂÂs true that I had a bad run in front of goal,â admitted Martínez, âÂÂbut I hoped that one would come some day.âÂÂ

Ernesto Valverde
An immediate bounce from the arrival of Ernesto Valverde, with Valencia picking up their first la Liga away win of the season with a 1-0 victory at Osasuna. âÂÂI havenâÂÂt had that much time with them,â admitted the new boss who took over midweek, âÂÂa couple of training sessions, a couple of chats, and little else. When you come in the middle of the season, thereâÂÂs not much you can do.âÂÂ

Espanyol
If Javier Aguirre says thereâÂÂs reason to be cheerful following a 2-2 draw that saw his Espanyol team lose the lead lost in the last seconds of the game, then LLL is not going to argue with the great man. Mainly because heâÂÂs a bit scary. It was a match where the referee was a tad bored and gave two penalties and sent off José Antonio Reyes just to see the look on the Sevilla manâÂÂs face. âÂÂWeâÂÂve grown as a team and the attitude of the team is irreproachable,â said EspanyolâÂÂs new Mexican manager who has lead his team to back-to-back draws. Considerably better than the previous back-to-back defeats.

Bad Day

Sergio Ramos
The Real Madrid defender suspects thereâÂÂs something fishy going on after having a perfectly good effort ruled out for offside against Valladolid, the same decision that befell Karim Benzema a fortnight ago in the defeat at Betis. âÂÂItâÂÂs upsetting as itâÂÂs a lot of games now that things have gone against us,â complained Ramos.

Sevilla
A last gasp Alvaro Negredo effort prevented another miserable round for Sevilla, who have now picked up just the single league win in seven. Michel the Manager was more irked, though, about the referee who sent off José Antonio Reyes for two yellow cards, the second for taking a free-kick too quickly. âÂÂWe deserved to win, with ten men my team was praiseworthy,â boasted the Sevilla boss whose seemingly ill-disciplined team have now had five red cards playing 239 minutes against opponents whilst down to ten men.

Marcelo Bielsa
It was back-to-basics stuff for Athletic Bilbao, who sneaked past Celta Vigo 1-0 in San Mamés. It was a barrage of crosses into the Galician box for ninety minutes, so itâÂÂs only natural that Fernando Llorente would be left on the bench by Bielsa for the entire game, putting three crucial points at risk.

Andrés Fernández
Roberto SoldadoâÂÂs second half effort for Valencia saw the Osasuna goalkeeper beaten for the first time in 422 minutes in la Liga.

Mallorca
Desperate stuff from Mallorca, who were without ideas going forward and a shambles at the back, something that really isnâÂÂt the hallmark of a Joaquín Caparrós side who are known for solidity and prodigious work rates. âÂÂWe were bad, really bad,â admitted the Mallorca boss whose team have now picked up just two points from 30, âÂÂbut we are not dead. When IâÂÂm dead, I wake up, but IâÂÂm not dead at the moment.â Caparrós clearly showed that he was alive and kicking by then suggesting that a question from a journalist on boardroom issues at Mallorca was complete âÂÂdrivelâÂÂ.

Juan Antonio Anquela
The Granada boss should perhaps be in the Good Day section as despite the 4-0 defeat to Málaga that leaves the side in the relegation zone, Anquela is still safe in his job with the Granada president publicly backing his manager. âÂÂI have total confidence in him. The second year is the hardest and the players need support and if they have to scream, then they can do it to me.âÂÂ

Deportivo
The hammering from Atlético Madrid plonks Desperate Depor to the bottom-of-the-table having conceded 37 goals in 15 games and just two league victories. âÂÂThe situation is difficult but can be saved,â claimed Deportivo manager, José Luis Oltra after the trashing.

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