La Liga Loca

A sideways look at Spanish football



Tim Stannard and Simon Talbot

The final weekend predictions - Round 38

Friday 16 May 2008, 12:22

Saturday Murcia (19th) v Barcelona (3rd) This week, the Catalan press has been keeping itself busy by indulging in more anarchic acts of reckless speculation than Nick Leeson ever managed. Both Sport and Mundo Deportivo have churned out stories moving...
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One out, all out! Strike strike strike!

Thursday 15 May 2008, 17:00

Levante are downing tools after two years without pay after one player had to send his missus home to live with his mother while he dossed down on a mate’s floor, after a whole fleet of flash cars were taken back, after bank accounts were frozen, after...
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Another summer of uncertainty awaits Getafe

Wednesday 14 May 2008, 12:15

For the Spanish of a more traditional generation, choosing where to go on holiday is a fairly simple business. It's either the village or the beach. None of your Guardian-reading fannying around with oyster-tickling trips to Tahiti. Oh no. Come August...
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Levante to leave Real playing with themselves

Tuesday 13 May 2008, 11:22

Like the very odd man currently seated at the table next to La Liga Loca in its favourite café, Real Madrid may well be playing with themselves on Sunday. In the most predictable move since both Marca and AS decided to run Cristiano Ronaldo to Madrid...
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Monday's Good Day, Bad Day - Round 37

Monday 12 May 2008, 14:21

Good Day Atlético Madrid "We Are De Champions" was the erroneous attempt at an English headline on the front page of Monday's Marca . "We are in fourth place but will probably balls it up in the qualifying rounds" was the less...
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The whiney weekend preview - Round 37

Friday 09 May 2008, 11:36

Sunday Zaragoza (16th) v Real Madrid (1st) To prevent any sneaky shenanigans or any on the field funny business, all matches this weekend will kick off on Sunday. At 9pm. Meaning a quarter of a million or so people will be flopping onto their sofas sometime...
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The giggling like a little girl midweek review - Round 35

Thursday 08 May 2008, 22:14

Let's face it, everyone - including La Liga Loca - is talking about Barcelona's not-at-all hidden shame today. About the "pasillo" they were forced to hand Real Madrid before last night's clásico. And the hideous 4-1 kicking they...
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The mercifully rare midweek preview - Round 36

Wednesday 07 May 2008, 11:38

Wednesday Betis (12th) v Valladolid (14th) Today's the day when the Beticos roll up their sleeves, scrunch up their eyes and endure a 90-minute long Chinese burn from the bully boys of the Spanish footballing authorities. Today's the day when...
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The People vs Pep Guardiola

Tuesday 06 May 2008, 12:56

If you are to believe the multiple Pulitzer prize-winning papers in Catalunya, Pep Guardiola is about to become the luckiest puppy in the world. That's because the former Al-Ahli Doha and Dorados de Sinaloa legend is set to have his life completely...
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Monday's Good Day, Bad Day - Round 35

Monday 05 May 2008, 16:17

Good Day Real Madrid Monday's El Pais sums up the praiseworthy performance of the whole celebrating side - all 10 of them - in the final frenetic five minutes of the match with the words "attitude, faith and courage." The one player who...
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The profanity-filled weekend preview - Round 35

Friday 02 May 2008, 12:14

Saturday Atlético Madrid (4th) v Recreativo (16th) With the rojiblancos mired in their second-worst closing half of the season since 2002, the president admitting off-mic that his players are pants and Pablo Ibañez confessing that his tottering team-mates...
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Chop, chopity, chop! Off with Barca's heads!

Thursday 01 May 2008, 17:11

Barcelona, eh? It’s worse than The Tower during the reign of Henry VIII and his insatiable ginger loins. Worse than Traitors’ Corner when it’s that time of month down Queen Elizabeth I’s way. Worse even than Two-for-One day at the Place de la Revolution...
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A big bonfire burning for Barcelona

Wednesday 30 April 2008, 11:08

"Watch out! He's getting away," screamed Marca 's man in Manchester as Rijkaard bolted for the Barcelona bus. "Burn him!" screamed the Sport supremo. "Yes! Burn him," yelled Mundo Deportivo 's roving reporter...
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Fingers crossed in the Kingdom of Catalunya

Tuesday 29 April 2008, 10:53

Tuesday's Champions League clash between Manchester United and Barcelona looks like it has squeezed every last drop of effervescence and enthusiasm from the pom-pom waving, back-flipping Catalan sports press. Nine months of continual "Come on...
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Monday's Good Day, Bad Day - Round 34

Monday 28 April 2008, 12:00

GOOD DAY Real Madrid Bless their cotton socks, Real Madrid are starting to play like proper grown-up champions. That said, they'll have to wait a while for the actual accolade – possibly, if Osasuna have any say in the matter at the Reyno de Navarra...
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