Why Shakhtar will beat Fulham

The âÂÂface policeâ stood sentinel at the entrances to the haunts of the rich and famous are a staple fixture across the FSU, keeping out miscreants and poor people like you.

Not so long ago NMTB was in ChißinÃÂu wanting to explore Malldova, a sparkling new shopping centre in the Moldovan capital, but was denied entrance on account of there being a pair of Havaianas on its feet.

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