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The French Connection

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Tim Stannard

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Will Lyon bring Real back to reality?


Wednesday 10 March 2010 11:11

BLOGSWAP! Ahead of the Real Madrid vs Lyon game, FFT.com's La Liga Loca stalwart Tim Stannard explains why tonight's game could spell the end of a very expensive dream

The director of Marca is not so much tempting fate as parading Penelope Cruz in front of it with €500 bills stuck to her a**e.

With the dubious declaration that Real Madrid’s narrower-than-Jesus-Navas’-horizons victory over Sevilla on Saturday night had kicked off “a new chapter in the story of the greatest team in history,” Eduardo Inda has surely delivered another early departure from the Champions League for Manuel Pellegrini’s men.

After all, the Madridista press has been here before. Three weeks ago the victory-predicting vibe in the Spanish capital was that Real would surely break their five years of knockout failure and move through to the quarter-finals.

FEATURE, Tue Feb 16: Madrid ready for their annual knock-out round

Florentino Pérez’s prize-fighters were on an unstoppable path that would end with La Décima in the Santiago Bernabeu. What’s more, all they were facing in the Round of 16 clash was a side cursed with being both French and not very good to boot.

But then it turned out that Lyon were considerably better than everyone thought and Real Madrid were a lot worse.

FEATURE, Wed Feb 17: Knock-out curse threatens Pellegrini and Pérez

However, that truth simply wasn’t tolerated by the media-controlling Madrid masters.

So the local press blamed Mahamadou Diarra rather than Cristiano and Kaká for the deserved 1-0 defeat in the Stade Gerland and went back to applauding their €250m men as they taught the likes of Tenerife lessons they would never forget.


Fall guy: Not the only hack to trouble Diarra

This inability to face unpalatable reality has returned in force this week, with Marca and AS seeing subsequent victories over Villarreal, the Canary Island club and Sevilla as proof positive that Lyon will be fed to the lions on Wednesday night.

The fact that Madrid did not manage that rather crucial away goal has been ignored.

The fact that lower-league Alcorcón held Madrid for 81 minutes at the Santiago Bernabeu has been ignored.

The fact that the only three decent teams who have played in Madrid’s home this season - Milan, Villarreal and Sevilla - have scored seven goals has been ignored.

Heck, even the fact that ever-reliable Guti is set to start in place of the suspended Xabi Alonso has been ignored.

Instead, the visitors to the Bernabeu on Wednesday are “going to experience an inferno,” warns Marca on the notoriously hostile Santiago Bernabeu which only really gets narky when either Madrid aren’t winning after 22 minutes or the overhead heaters aren’t turned on.

“It will be a thrilling atmosphere with the crowd backing them for 90 minutes and wearing down the moral of the rival team,” continues the paper. “Lyon could feel frustration and panic.”

The truth is that only Real Madrid will be experiencing frustration and panic on Wednesday night. Wafting down the Castellano along with the overwhelming whiff of Cristiano Ronaldo’s aftershave, the Santiago Bernabeu is producing a tangible smell of fear.

The fear of becoming the laughing stock of Europe, having shipped the globe’s greatest to Spain only for them to be good enough to overcome Espanyol.

The fear of Florentino Pérez that his side will remain sidelined in Europe for another season.

And the fear that a Champions League disaster could give Barcelona all the incentive they could ever need to lift the trophy once again in the Santiago Bernabeu.

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About Tim Stannard

La Liga Loca is the playground for the evil, more childish half of Tim Stannard’s psyche to be let loose. The other 50% is a contributor to FourFourTwo magazine, Football365, Sabotage Times as well as other publications such as UEFA Champions Magazine and When Saturday Comes. He is also a regular guest on Real Madrid TV’s Extra Time show and works as a TV producer extraordinaire for hire. To contact Tim directly email laligaloca@yahoo.co.uk

Comments

  March 10, 2010 11:52

JohnPJones said:

Will Lyon bring Real back to reality?

Yes.

  March 10, 2010 12:44

Giovanni said:

I'm pretty sure we're going out.. - Mr Optimism

  March 10, 2010 13:06

maspringekeunpapeldechurros said:

Have depressed myself watching 'highlights' of away leg - adiós CL yet again

  March 10, 2010 15:48

Ninja Death Star said:

Chin up lads. We'll go through. If we can win at the Riazor then we can do anything.

Tim will eat crow very soon.

(or he won't)

  March 10, 2010 17:33

Fabrecass said:

I'm pretty certain I can speak for the majority of footballing fans across the globe when I say that I hope Madrid are embarassed (further) by possibly the second best team in france.

  March 10, 2010 21:50

JohnPJones said:

Like I said, Yes.

300 million € don't buy you results, Mr Abramovi... er Señor Florentino.

  March 11, 2010 02:15

DonnyDT said:

Will someone PLEASE shoot this idiot?

www.marca.com/tv

  March 11, 2010 02:17

DonnyDT said:

Oh yeah, the previous comment was regarding Eduardo Inda (see link).  I wish I could preview these things before posting them.

  March 11, 2010 08:36

RayDeChaussee said:

Slap bang on the money Tim

how we laughed ... and are still laughing

  March 11, 2010 14:45

PhilJones said:

Well that was a bigger LOLathon than you could hope for.

My only regret is that it was Higuain missing the chances rather than Benzema. But now Perez has excuse to sell him and Arsenal/Man U/Prem team can snap him up for a few potatoes.

Has any of the blame in Spain been apportioned to Ronaldo's new pomade drenched slick of a hair style?

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