Everything you need to know about the shebang in South Africa
One of the oddest World Cup-flavoured things we've been sent – and man, there's competition for that title – is this MorphSuit.
The combination of England's last warm-up game and the magazine editor's birthday (plus overwork and World Cup fever) prompted our features editor Louis "Weird Weekend" Massarella to clamber inside.
Warning: the following scenes may be disturbing.
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It's a patriotic sperm from Woody Allen's movie "Everything you wanted to know about sex........." hahahaahaha
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