"Wherever you go, you have to be absolutely convinced about your vision of football"
"Di Stefano was the most intelligent player ever"
"Zidane. I bet he’s crap at telling jokes.”
"I caught one using a Malteser, one with a Sugar Puff, one with a bit of cloth ripped off me jumper"
"It's great to retire when you know your legs are pretty much f*cked"
"My longest ski jump? Probably around 65 metres..."
"A petting zoo? What’s that? A Stan Collymore dogging thing?"
"Mark Lawrenson brings a whole new angle to football punditry because he’s so unintentionally camp..."
"Gazza was a funny, funny guy, he was great around the camp for team spirit, that is why it was very sad not to take him to France '98..."
"I woke up on the way home from an away trip to Hull to find my face covered in Jaffa Cakes. I still haven’t found the culprit..."
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