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Players You'd Like To Punch- Black Belt Edition - Planet Football

Last post 23-10-2008 13:23 by canarysteve. 57 replies.
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  • 21 Sep 08, 14:59

    Subject: Players You'd Like To Punch- Black Belt Edition

    Week after week all across the globe from England to Argentina to Italy to Brazil to Spain, Holland, Germany, Poland, Ireland, football is the glue that allows two contrasting worlds to come together.

    They could'nt be more different, one is where Kings beget princes who's whole entourage are wealthier than you, popstars spend their nights spit roasting groupies oil barons buy land like they were buying stickers.

     

    YOU meanwhile reside in a world where you have to be out hurdling all the obstacles the devil can throw at you on a daily basis doing all the jobs no one wants to, just so that you can purchase a season ticket 5x its true value for your beloved team.

     

    illumin7 wants to know....

     

    Which footballer would you like to punch and why?

     

    Which footballer weilds to much power?

     

    Which footballer really gets up your nose speaking of noses heres my nomination

     

     

    Qunitessentially the most obnoxious player I've ever clapped eyes on he's so smug, you can literaly smell his ego he is footballs Triple H in that he buries all other talent nobody will ever get a look inwhile he's playing even when he's not on form he will still play, he'll bury you even if your the No.2 striker just cos he does'nt like you the list of defeated strikers is amazing:

     

    Fernando Morientes. *Whistles*

     

    Javier Portillo. *Raul didnt take too kindly to him braeking his records*

     

    Pedro Munitis.

     

    Michael Owen. *Ditto the above*

     

    Ronaldo.  *Double teamed by Raul and Capello*

     

    Soldado.

     

    Cassano.  *whistles*

     

    Robinho. *Two babies cant play in the same pen*

     

    That is some list look at whos come and gone it really makes you womder

     

    Name the nominee who's jaw you'd love to crack with a right cross.

    Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense

    -Buddha

    Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned

    -Buddha
  • 21 Sep 08, 16:05 In reply to

    • bigboy
    • Joined on 13-05-2008
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    Subject: Re: Players You'd Like To Punch- Black Belt Edition

    Ross Tokely and Frank Lampard.

    Merry Christmas
  • 21 Sep 08, 16:31 In reply to

    Subject: Re: Players You'd Like To Punch- Black Belt Edition

    Didier Drogba.

    What Manchester does today, the world does tomorrow.
  • 21 Sep 08, 16:59 In reply to

    Subject: Re: Players You'd Like To Punch- Black Belt Edition

    Ronaldo and Raul.

  • 21 Sep 08, 17:19 In reply to

    • Oranje
    • Joined on 26-06-2008
    • T'up North
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    Subject: Re: Players You'd Like To Punch- Black Belt Edition

    Frank Quedrue, If you aksed him to paint a room blue he would purposely go and paint it red.

    Imbrahimovic

    Djibril Cisse (STOP MESSING ABOUT WITH YOUR HAIR!)

    Robinho

    and last but defiantley not least Ghaly

    What Hartlepool does today,the World did about 3 weeks ago.

  • 21 Sep 08, 17:29 In reply to

    Subject: Re: Players You'd Like To Punch- Black Belt Edition

     C.ronaldo in close season so he didn't miss any matches, great player but oh what a self obssesed ponce

    Why did i pick this name
  • 21 Sep 08, 17:29 In reply to

    Subject: Re: Players You'd Like To Punch- Black Belt Edition

    Oh my, as if no one has said JOEY BARTON!

    Cristiano Ronaldo was bowled over by his Ballon D'or...

    Although slow-motion replays showed that it clearly never touched him.
  • 21 Sep 08, 17:33 In reply to

    • Oranje
    • Joined on 26-06-2008
    • T'up North
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    Subject: Re: Players You'd Like To Punch- Black Belt Edition

    cal08:

    Oh my, as if no one has said JOEY BARTON!

     

    no one has said him because if you punched him he would probably stab you!

    What Hartlepool does today,the World did about 3 weeks ago.

  • 21 Sep 08, 18:03 In reply to

    Subject: Re: Players You'd Like To Punch- Black Belt Edition

    When Ronaldo got asked who the best player ever was he said himself.

  • 21 Sep 08, 19:19 In reply to

    Subject: Re: Players You'd Like To Punch- Black Belt Edition

    The whole Watfo*d team, C.Ronaldo. I would also protect Barton from you lot 

    I never really know what to put in these little box's



    JUSTICE FOR LUTON!!
  • 21 Sep 08, 19:32 In reply to

    Subject: Re: Players You'd Like To Punch- Black Belt Edition

    I feel safe already.

  • 21 Sep 08, 20:11 In reply to

    Subject: Re: Players You'd Like To Punch- Black Belt Edition

    Manc Red:

    Didier Drogba.

     

     

    C/S

     

    I'd go one better and triangle choke Drogba as well........ nah jokes I'd kick him down the stairs.

     

    Reyes << This guy has to be biggest waste of talent in the world today

     

    Robbie Savage << He could'nt be any smugger

     

    Fabregas <<< Dont lie you all want to land a bomb on his chin

     

    HARRY KEWELL 

     

    GLEN HODDLE <<< WHAT A PLAYER WHAT A C***

    Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense

    -Buddha

    Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned

    -Buddha
  • 21 Sep 08, 20:16 In reply to

    Subject: Re: Players You'd Like To Punch- Black Belt Edition

    stevegw:

     I would also protect Barton from you lot 

     

     

    WTF???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

    Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense

    -Buddha

    Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned

    -Buddha
  • 21 Sep 08, 21:00 In reply to

    Subject: Re: Players You'd Like To Punch- Black Belt Edition

     

    is it not ironic that somebody who starts a discussion about which footballer you would like to batter has quotes from bhudda on his profile. 
    Why did i pick this name
  • 22 Sep 08, 12:59 In reply to

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    ronaldo_the king:

     

    is it not ironic that somebody who starts a discussion about which footballer you would like to batter has quotes from bhudda on his profile. 

     

     

    Aand yet you jumped in the 

     

     "why do you look at the speck in your brother’s eye, but do not consider the splinter in your own eye?"

     

    - Yahshua Ben Josef

     

     

    ronaldo_the king 

     

    your handle alone is idol worship

     

     

    Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense

    -Buddha

    Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned

    -Buddha
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