Boy’s A Bit Special

Keep an eye out for these lads...

Theo Walcott

Theo Walcott

"I woke up on the way home from an away trip to Hull to find my face covered in Jaffa Cakes. I still haven’t found the culprit..."

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Giles Barnes

"The gaffer calls me Dribblinho when I keep hold of the ball too long"
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Michael Johnson

"One of the lads ran up behind me and whipped my tracksuit bottoms down. I finished getting my money and calmly pulled them back up"
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Scott Sinclair

"Coming from Bath, I supported Manchester United"
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Anthony Stokes

"I'm outgoing, good-looking, friendly, confident and modest"
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Steven Taylor

"My mates said it looked like I'd been shot by a sniper"
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Nathan Dyer

"My first league goal was special, I should have stayed cool like Thierry Henry, but I went berserk and ran off like a madman..."
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Neil Eardley

"I look up to Gary Neville – much as I hate Man United. A great pro and brilliant example to any youngster coming through..."
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Tommy Rowe

"I scored a hat-trick against Rotherham and celebrated it with sandwiches and energy drinks on the coach home..."
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John Bostock

"I scored 11 goals during a school game once, but I was still subbed with 20 minutes to go..."
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Isaiah Osbourne

"Playing against Man United in the FA Cup was an amazing experience. I spent most of the game chasing shadows."
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Lewis Stevenson

"I wasn’t picked for my school team whilst I was playing for St Johnstone. I reckon it was because I hadn’t done my homework..."
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Adam Johnson

"I wanted to be a fireman but I probably wasn’t clever enough. I just fancied sliding down those poles"
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Armand Traoré

"We don’t do British things like cut each others’ pants up and hide shoes"
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Medy Elito

"I think that Rihanna is tops. I tell you, I wouldn’t mind sharing her umbrella..."
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Chris Gunter

"Michael Chopra was the biggest joker at Cardiff...always messing about with people’s kits and hiding their boots."
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Billy Jones

"I’m driving an absolute banger at the moment, but I’ve got an A5 on order. When that comes, I’m going to drive like a granddad..."
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Danny Simpson

"When I was 14, I wasn’t growing so United held me back and made me play with the boys a year below me..."
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Ben Turner

"I wouldn’t have minded playing with Roy Keane. But he’d probably spend 90 minutes screaming at me."
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Sam Vokes

"Favourite chick? Gemma Atkinson’s a good shout. No. scrub that. I’ll punt for Kelly Brook."
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Joe Garner

"I played against Man Utd U16s for Blackburn U16s and we won 9-0. Oh, and I scored six of them..."
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Danny Guthrie

"People always laugh when El Hadji Diouf is around. But they’re laughing at him, not with him."
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David Wheater

"I'm funny, hardworking, tall and... bald"
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Fabrice Muamba

"We lost to Brentford on penalties and yours truly missed one. Arsene Wenger didn’t let me take another penalty again – even in training!"
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Gabriel Agbonlahor

"Martin Laursen turned up at training sporting a 'rascal' jacket - truly amazing, it was!"
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