
"Good-looking, amazing, smart, friendly and funny – is that five words or does good-looking count as two?"
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"One of the lads ran up behind me and whipped my tracksuit bottoms down. I finished getting my money and calmly pulled them back up"
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"We lost to Brentford on penalties and yours truly missed one. Arsene Wenger didn’t let me take another penalty again – even in training!"
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