14. Carlos Tevez £14m
Manchester Cityish (New entry)
Van Halen singer David Lee Roth once said that "Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it." At the moment, most people at Manchester City seem content for Carlos Tevez to sail his own yacht down the Manchester Ship Canal and on to Buenos Aires, Bora Bora or anywhere but Eastlands. Tevez's apparent refusal to come on as a substitute at Bayern Munich has led to his suspension pending an internal investgation, with manager Roberto Mancini insisting the Argentinian will never play for him again.
Whether his fault or not, controversy has followed Tevez around England: the third-party agreement by which West Ham brought him to Europe, the decision to sign for City despite a successful loan spell at Manchester United leading to a lucrative permanent contract offer, and the gleeful "Welcome to Manchester" poster erected by the Blues on his switch from the Red Devils.
On the field – when he gets that far – Tevez has rarely done anything but give it all, with 93 goals in 212 appearances for English clubs. He earned around £9m all told in his three years at Upton Park and Old Trafford, but City whacked that up to a £140,000 a week. With his Nike boot deal added, Tevez should easily be worth £14m.
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