10. Ion Goikoetxea, Spain v Germany
The unpronounceable Spanish midfielder had tongues twisting across the globe thanks to this deeply cheeky effort.
Out on the right wing and with a wealth of crossing options at his disposal, Goikoetxea instead opts to swerve in an incredible cross-come-shot that ends up nestling in the far left-hand corner of the German net. It was a genuine "Did he mean that?" moment – but he claims he did, and for that, we can only salute the man who wisely chose to shorten his surname to ‘Goiko’.