The Rumour Mill
Shhh, this is strictly on the QT...
Each member of the Spanish team has won their own body weight in beer for winning Euro 2008. (Telegraph)
Jaap Stam has been spotted scouting for former club Manchester United in Brazil, casting his eye over a number of youngsters being targeted by the Red Devils. (Mail)
Portsmouth will keep their UEFA Cup adult ticket prices at £20, despite being handed a plum home tie against AC Milan. (Express)
Juventus will make a move for Arsenal's Ivory Coast international Emmanuel Eboue in January. (Mirror)
And the Gunners themselves are plotting a £6m bid for PSV midfielder Ibrahim Afellay. (Sun)
Sam Allardyce is being lined up to replace under-fire Nottingham Forest boss Colin Calderwood, whose side lie bottom of the Championship. (Sun)
Arsenal skipper William Gallas was dubbed 'Pierre Richard' - the French version of Mr Bean - when he was at Caen. (Mirror)
West Ham are in the dog-house yet again after breaking Premier League rules for allowing an unregistered doctor to treat the squad. (Sun)
Italian striker Antonio Cassano is the latest player to be linked with a January move to moneybags Manchester City. (Mirror)
Hull have slapped an £8m price tag on Brazilian sensation Geovanni who has scored spectacular goals in all three of the Tigers' league wins to date. (Sun)
Arsenal are interested in signing France U21 midfielder Blaise Matuidi from Saint Etienne, but he may cost the Gunners £8m. (Sun)
Fulham want to sign South African Kagiso Dikgacoi in January, but it will depend on whether the Cottagers can secure a work permit for the midfielder. (Various)
Tottenham are set to sack sporting director Damien Comolli, who has attracted the majority of the blame for Spurs' catastrophic start to the season. (Sun)
Manchester United will make an £18m bid for Wigan midfielder Wilson Palacios in January. (Sun)
Man City are considering making moves for, among others, Roque Santa Cruz, Torsten Frings and Thierry Henry during the Janaury transfer window. (Express)
David Bentley is angry with Tottenham boss Juande Ramos, believing his exclusion from the England squad is due to his lack of action for Spurs. (Express)
Stoke forward Dave Kitson already wants to leave the Potters as he is not enjoying life in "the north" (Mirror)
Man United, Chelsea and Arsenal are all monitoring 15-year-old Reuben Noble-Lazarus, who Barnsley made the youngest player in Football League history last week. (Mail)
Spurs would have to pay, manager, Juande Ramos £15m if they sack him now with three years left to run on his contract. (Express)
Chelsea are contemplating a £10m bid for Napoli's Argentine forward Ezequiel Lavezzi in January. (Mirror)