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Pseudonews: Paul Scholes quit Oldham after fax machine failed to send Kylian Mbappe bid
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Back of the Net There were some differences in Scholes’s vision and the chairman’s, Back of the Net reports
Secret to winning games is not managing Cardiff, says Solskjaer
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Back of the Net The Norwegian identifies key difference between unsuccessful 2014 spell and now, Back of the Net reveal
Out-of-sorts Alexis Sanchez gamely battling to put shin pads on correctly
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Back of the Net Ole Gunnar Solskjaer believes Chilean will get there in the end, Back of the Net reports
Frustration for Manchester United as Phil Jones subscription auto-renews
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Funny Nobody at Old Trafford got round to cancelling Phil Jones, Back of the Net reports
Tottenham ready to bid for the pieces of Giuseppe Rossi, Pochettino confirms
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Back of the Net Argentine itching to get stuck into the fixer-upper striker at home, Back of the Net reports
Manchester United players terrified to find ‘baby-faced assassin’ not just nickname
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Back of the Net Solskjaer is quite literally whipping United into shape, Back of the Net reports
Tuchel to watch Curb Your Enthusiasm, ignore training ahead of Manchester United game
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Back of the Net The Ligue 1 giants are taking absolutely everything for granted, Back of the Net reports
Manchester United players ‘dreading getting Jose Mourinho’ in Secret Santa
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Back of the Net United’s squad living in fear of having to buy the gaffer a gift, Back of the Net reveals
Football match not fair test of which team is better at football, sighing Mourinho explains
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Back of the Net Manchester United manager can’t see a way that two teams can decide which is better at football, Back of the Net reports
Every European Super League proposal included Stoke, frustrated memos reveal
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Back of the Net The Potters somehow offered a seat among the elite in secret talks, Back of the Net reports
Rooney to be awarded man of the match, unlimited penalties against USA
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Back of the Net The ex-Manchester United striker will be the star player in his last outing for the Three Lions, Back of the Net reports
Pogba to begin penalty run-up this afternoon, Manchester United confirm
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Back of the Net The Frenchman is looking to save everyone some time, Back of the Net reports
Saudi royal family doesn’t want to be associated with Manchester United
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Back of the Net The Kingdom cannot condone United’s repressive regime, Back of the Net reports
Watford plunged into crisis after falling level on points with Manchester United
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Back of the Net Freefalling Hornets forced to admit they're no better than Jose Mourinho’s Reds, Back of the Net report
‘Mourinho Out’ chants seem to be coming from Jose Mourinho
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Back of the Net The Portuguese tactician believes it’s time to get shot of the Portuguese tactician, Back of the Net reports
Anthony Martial undeterred by grand pianos and bear attacks during training
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Back of the Net The Manchester United outcast has dodged a number of strange training ground accidents, Back of the Net reports
There's absolutely no point trying for title, say every single Premier League club
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Back of the Net Manchester City retaining the title is now completely inevitable, Back of the Net reports
Jose Mourinho reassures fans he has spent summer preparing world-class excuses
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Back of the Net Manchester United supporters can look forward to a season of exciting justifications, Back of the Net reports
Pseudo News: Jose Mourinho’s proposed trip to SeaWorld clearly clashes with Real Madrid game
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Back of the Net Manchester United boss has insisted this is a 'crucial chance’ for his side to see a manatee before the season starts, Back of the Net can reveal
Manchester United no longer big enough for Zlatan, says Zlatan
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Back of the Net Ibra leaves United because Old Trafford is too small to contain his talent, Back of the Net reveal
BOTN Classic: Seagulls 'optimistic' over sardine chances
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Back of the Net Our resident chuckle squad remember Eric Cantona’s legendary fan-assaulting, seabird-citing antics
Jose Mourinho threatens Alexis Sanchez’s dogs to test his loyalty
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Back of the Net Sanchez's beloved pets the latest victims of Mourinho's methods, Back of the Net reveal
Henrikh Mkhitaryan warned off Arsenal by vision of future self
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Back of the Net Time-travelling Mkhitaryan puts Alexis Sanchez swap in doubt, Back of the Net reveal
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