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Mourinho working on new scoring system for football that rewards better team
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Back of the Net The Manchester United boss wants a system that properly rewards Manchester United for being Manchester United, Back of the Net reports.
Manchester United players completely unable to express what winning Europa League would mean to them
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Back of the Net Thursday night's defeat to Feyenoord perhaps indicative of apathy, Back of the Net report
Clattenburg equally biased against both Manchester sides
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Back of the Net Manchester derby referee will discriminate completely equally, Back of the Net has discovered
Giggs spends another day with nose pressed against Old Trafford window
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Back of the Net Former star begging for forgiveness despite not knowing what he did wrong, Back of the Net report
Jose Mourinho still talking, tired journalists report
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Manchester United Jose Mourinho is talking, a lot. Back of the Net reports.
Simulated virtual universe unable to come up with anything better than Zlatan to Man United
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Back of the Net Super-advanced computer simulation gives us most predictable transfer of all time, Back of the Net reveal
Zlatan unable to name single Swedish team-mate in leaving speech
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Back of the Net The Manchester United target’s international retirement ended in awkwardness, Back of the Net can reveal
Attempt to write article not about Jose Mourinho abandoned after six words
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Back of the Net Helpless journalist succumbs to allure of Mourinho within half a sentence, Back of the Net report...
Manchester United fans delighted to prolong this wonderful season
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Back of the Net Red Devils' supporters looking forward to one final anticlimax, Back of the Net report...
Premier League referees admit to being biased against your team
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Premier League All referees hate your club and will do anything to sabotage their chances, Back of the Net can reveal...
Players concerned Van Gaal's Champions League plan is winning crisp competition
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Back of the Net The embattled Manchester United boss is ready to take drastic measures to reach Europe's premier competition, Back of the Net has learned...
Van Gaal enters toilet with pile of Mourinho CVs
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Back of the Net Van Gaal literally doing to Mourinho what Mourinho figuratively doing to him, Back of the Net reveal...
Neville allowing Peter Lim to think Valencia lost 1-0 to Barcelona
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Back of the Net Ex-Manchester United stopper is happy for his boss to believe last night’s Copa del Rey clash was a tense encounter, Back of the Net reports...
Vidic hangs up head
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Back of the Net Former Manchester United defender Nemanja Vidic has emotionally called time on being kicked in the head, Back of the Net can reveal...
Manchester United to punish Van Gaal with new contract
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Back of the Net Red Devils have tied Van Gaal down until 2026, whether he likes it or not. Back of the Net has the latest...
Sick children pretending to be excited by visit of Man United players
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Back of the Net Kids politely wait for stars to leave, Back of the Net reveal.
Moyes’s grasp of Spanish limited entirely to situations that involve mixing it
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Back of the Net Moyes has returned to the UK with less-than-fluent Spanish, Back of the Net can reveal...
Devastated Bobby Charlton left hoping for Rooney slip-up
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Back of the Net The England striking legend has admitted his record is in a precarious position, Back of the Net reports...
Martial medical shows serious case of hyperinflation
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Back of the Net Manchester United proceeded with their business despite a potentially serious obstacle, Back of the Net reports...
Rooney reckons he’s done enough for this season
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Back of the Net Manchester United ace is to ease up following his hat-trick against Club Brugge, Back of the Net reveal....
Most of Woodward’s trip to Barcelona spent yelling ‘Pedro’ at strangers
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Back of the Net Manchester United’s transfer guru has returned from Barcelona with a sneaking suspicion he didn’t get his man, Back of the Net can reveal...
‘Project’ slang for ‘bag of cash’, players hint
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Back of the Net Players are actually referring to their generous signing-on fee, Back of the Net report...
Surprise is that there is no surprise, says Van Gaal
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Back of the Net Manchester United's much-anticipated surprise signing is the lack of any such signing, Back of the Net can reveal.
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