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FFT's wry season review pt.5: Tottenham aim for alternative prize, Andy Carroll is an elephant
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Back of the Net The final Back of the Net season review sees West Ham make a new home, Tony Pulis try a new hat and Watford vs Walter
Boca Juniors rejected tear gas ‘to even things up a bit’, say CONMEBOL
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Back of the Net South America’s governing body were ‘open’ to playing game with Boca players on fire, Back of the Net reports
Sepp Blatter not even slightly arrested
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Back of the Net FIFA chief Sepp Blatter was absolutely not arrested and is not under any suspicion whatsoever, Back of the Net can report...
Leicester fan convinced his team has got haters
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Back of the Net Everyone's biased against the Foxes, deluded man tells Back of the Net...
The morning after, Arsenal unable to get in contact with Vorskla Poltava
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Back of the Net Unai Emery starting to wonder if he imagined the whole Europa League match, Back of the Net reports
Watford and Sunderland to just watch a video
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Back of the Net Final set of fixtures a waste of everyone’s time, Back of the Net report…
Pearson privately still convinced reporter is an ostrich
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Back of the Net After publicly apologising to a journalist he accused of being an ostrich, Leicester City manager Nigel Pearson has told friends he still believes Ian Baker to be a large flightless bird, writes Back of the Net...
Nobody at Tottenham has the heart to tell Dele Alli there won’t be a next time
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Back of the Net Tyro’s optimism for the future met with embarrassed silence, Back of the Net report
4 things we learned while watching England-Brazil and attempting to cook sole meunière
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Back of the Net Who knew multitasking could be so enlightening for Back of the Net? Here they are with some real learnings
Lazar Markovic's references didn’t actually mention football, Fulham realise
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Back of the Net Claudio Ranieri just presumed his new signing was good at football, Back of the Net can reveal
Allardyce hailed for bold, pioneering approach to disgracing England team
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Back of the Net Ex-Sunderland chief has shown impressive invention to raise the bar on shameful England tenures, Back of the Net reports…
1966 documentary accidentally reveals England were knocked out in semis
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Back of the Net A documentary into England’s greatest football triumph has uncovered disturbing new evidence, Back of the Net reports....
Sunderland defend Advocaat’s track record in football, cocktails
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Back of the Net Sunderland are adamant that their interim boss isn’t past his heyday, writes Back of the Net...
Fulham players relieved that they can focus on relegation
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Back of the Net The Cottagers can see a silver lining to their FA Cup misery, Back of the Net reveals
Benitez to use bigger stage to showcase limitations
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Back of the Net New Real Madrid manager Rafael Benitez is looking forward to displaying his tactical inflexibility on the biggest stage, Back of the Net can report...
Wheezing Allardyce forced to dance by Ellis Short
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Back of the Net The Sunderland boss is still recovering from last night’s exertion, Back of the Net reports...
Everton preparing to break out the spare Koeman
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Back of the Net Everton’s board have dug out Erwin Koeman just in case, Back of the Net reports
Tottenham to test new stadium with pretend unexpected, costly defeat
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Back of the Net Spurs want to know that their new facility is ready to host heart-breaking losses, Back of the Net reports
Pochettino unable to see Janssen at all, worried players report
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Back of the Net Tottenham boss seems to have condition called ‘Janssen blindness’, Back of the Net reports
Cristiano Ronaldo: In my fairy tales, the baddies win
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Back of the Net "I like to see the little guy standing up and getting knocked back down again," says Portugal ace
Jesus makes £200m from Neymar sell-on clause
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Back of the Net PSG’s new star has been left rueing his ‘100% Jesus’ attire, Back of the Net can reveal
Ireland basically world champions now
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Back of the Net Republic of Ireland claim world title after beating Germany, Back of the Net report...
Sunderland fans thrilled as David Moyes finally shows attacking intent
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Back of the Net Black Cats finally on the offensive for the first time all season, Back of the Net report.
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