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Idiot doctor thinks it’s her job to treat football players
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Back of the Net Eva Carneiro appears to think that her job involves helping footballers who are injured, Back of the Net report...
Cech focused on not winning trophies at Arsenal
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Back of the Net New Gunners keeper is excited about not adding to his medal collection, report Back of the Net...
Chelsea’s bus parade actually just a normal No.9 service
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Back of the Net Chelsea’s end-of-season celebrations were marred by repeated stops to let passengers on and off and Oscar forgetting his Oyster card, Back of the Net can reveal...
Back of the Net’s alternative Group C preview (ft. really long names)
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Back of the Net Group C is being labelled ‘Germany’s group’ by many because Germany are in it and will win it….
Tony Adams literally giving players kick up backside, limping players complain
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Funny The new Granada manager has made an immediate impact, Back of the Net reports
Defence may be best form of defence, Everton realise
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Back of the Net Toffees players have reluctantly accepted they may have to tackle, Back of the Net reports...
VAR shows Low’s hand was definitely down his trousers
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Back of the Net The Video Assistant Referee (VAR) definitely proved that the German boss was revelling in his downstairs department, Back of the Net reveals
Copa America marred by midnight starts, toothbrushes
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Copa America Players in Chile are struggling with the kick-off times, Back of the Net reports...
Mike Ashley tried to pay Newcastle’s restaurant bill in leftover food, instalments, empty promises
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Back of the Net Newcastle owner’s generous gesture proved to be less than generous, Back of the Net reports
Limbo surprisingly cushty, Adebayor reports
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Back of the Net Tottenham’s striking outcast has become quite taken with purgatory, Back of the Net can reveal...
Joe Cole completely unable to account for last four years of life
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Back of the Net Former Chelsea, Liverpool and England man Joe Cole has arrived at Coventry on loan but has no idea how, Back of the Net can reveal.
Crowd of defenders still following Wilfried Zaha around and hacking at him
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Back of the Net The Crystal Palace winger is receiving some special attention from defenders, Back of the Net reveals
Football will clean up David Ginola, Ginola promises
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Back of the Net FIFA presidential candidate David Ginola is determined to make a difference to one ageing French ex-footballer, Back of the Net reports...
Derby players completely unaware McClaren ever left
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Back of the Net Former England chief has received an underwhelming welcome back, Back of the Net can reveal…
Benitez: I had to clean up Mourinho’s trophies
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Back of the Net Ex-Liverpool boss has complained that Jose Mourinho left the Inter trophy cabinet full of clutter, report Back of the Net.
Guardiola linked with Man City following Man City snub
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Back of the Net After turning down Manchester City, Pep Guardiola might be on his way to Manchester City, reports Back of the Net...
EFL Trophy to include reserve teams, fictional teams, things
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Back of the Net The EFL Trophy will be a ‘baffling and depressing ordeal’, organisers have promised. Back of the Net have the latest
FFT's wry season review pt.4: David Moyes is on his bike, Mark Hughes is in the sky
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Back of the Net Today's Back of the Net season review is brought to you by the letter ‘S’ and the number ‘6’ (Premier League wins for Sunderland this season)
Pantilimon interest is nobody else’s business, embarrassed Watford insist
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Back of the Net Watford are refusing to discuss their desire to sign Costel Pantilimon in public, Back of the Net reports.
Guardiola treats Man City players to morale-boosting Nando's
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Back of the Net John Stones under fire for choice of lemon and herb, report Back of the Net
Dyke will leave FA when he figures out how doors work
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Back of the Net Chairman inching ever closer to exit, Back of the Net understands...
Redknapp ‘didn’t realise’ he’d have to actually attend Birmingham games
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Back of the Net The new Blues boss ‘has a kind of golf thing’ on Sundays, Back of the Net reports
German FA forget to delete Podolski from squad template
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Back of the Net The ex-Arsenal man’s inclusion in Germany’s Euro 2016 squad has shocked everyone, Back of the Net explains...
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