Latest articles by James Kilpatrick
Bristol City's Josh Brownhill wrote a poem to his idol Wayne Rooney when he was 11 (and it's great)
In Other News... The Robins star penned an ode to his childhood hero once upon a time – and now it's back for the world to see. Awww...
Romelu Lukaku to seek legal advice after "voodoo message" claims from Everton owner
In Other News... Lukaku has fired back at Farhad Moshiri who said the Belgian left Goodison Park because of a "voodoo message"
Usain Bolt will have Borussia Dortmund trial in March, hopes to sign for Manchester United
In Other News... Bolt says he is to have his long-awaited Dortmund trial in March – but hopes to prove he can play for United one day
Ex-Manchester United forward Diego Forlan has a new club, aged 38
In Other News... The former Manchester United striker has joined Hong Kong outfit Kitchee for another hurrah
Lee Johnson buys a £450 bottle of wine for Manchester United boss Jose Mourinho
In Other News... The Bristol City manager has spent £450 on a bottle of wine, flown in from Portugal, which he hopes to share with Mourinho after their Carabao Cup quarter-final.
Wayne Rooney is "really enjoying" his community service
In Other News... Rooney says his work at a garden centre has been "refreshing" and "relaxing".
Michael Owen's Bentley gets buried under a tree because of the snow
In Other News... Owen thought he was being clever by parking his car under a tree to protect it from a snowstorm. He was wrong.
Phil Neville told by daughter not to tag her on Instagram photos
In Other News... Isabella has had enough of her dad embarrassing her with his cringey Insta posts
Torino's goalkeeper almost breaks crossbar with 30-yard free-kick in Coppa Italia
In Other News... Vanja Milinkovic-Savic came agonisingly close to scoring with a thunderbolt set-piece on Wednesday night
Michael Owen "excited and nervous" on eve of jockey debut at Ascot
In Other News... Owen has been training to race at the famous racecourse on Friday – and admits he's feeling the nerves
Jamie Carragher has absolute 'mare clearing his lines in Class of '92 match
In Other News... Carragher was at fault for one of Salford City's goals playing for 'Class of 92 & Friends' on Sunday
Zlatan Ibrahimovic snubs protocol to present former club Malmo with Swedish league trophy
In Other News... Tradition dictates that the head of Sweden's football federation has such an honour – but when you're Zlatan, things are always a little different
Ravel Morrison gets straight red for Atlas days after scoring first goal in Liga MX
In Other News... The former Manchester United midfielder was sent off for his Mexican side on Wednesday night
Shinji Kagawa becomes first Asian player to join Juan Mata's Common Goal initiative
In Other News... The former Manchester United midfielder has become the 18th professional footballer to pledge one per cent of his salary to football-related charities
Usain Bolt vows not to "embarrass himself" as he aims to become professional footballer
In Other News... Bolt insists he is fully committed to turning pro once he's back from injury – but says he'll be realistic in doing so
Manchester United players console Benfica's 18-year-old goalkeeper after error
In Other News... Mile Svilar carried the ball into his own net on his Champions League debut – a blunder that United players couldn't help but sympathise with
Ex-Manchester United starlet Ravel Morrison scores skilful first goal in Mexico
In Other News... United's former bad boy opened his account for Atlas against Club America at the weekend with a fine effort
Giorgio Chiellini becomes latest player to pledge 1% of salary to Juan Mata scheme
In Other News... Chiellini joins Mata, Mats Hummels, Megan Rapinoe and Alex Morgan in donating 1 per cent of his wages to football charities
Manchester United's Jose Mourinho accidentally 'inducts' himself into a Liverpool fan club
In Other News... Mourinho is now a member of Liverpool 'Spirit of Shankly' fan club after he was pictured with the emblem stuck to him.
West Ham to auction match-worn shirts to raise money for Mexican earthquake victims
In Other News... West Ham have pledged to support those affected in this week's Mexican earthquake by auctioning their Premier League shirts.
Missed Manchester United target Ivan Perisic smashes in cracking volley for Inter
In Other News... Perisic laced home a venomous effort against SPAL on Sunday.
Manchester United's Paul Pogba has a new red streak in his hair
In Other News... As the Premier League returns this weekend, the flamboyant Frenchman has adopted a characteristically bold new hairstyle.
ICYMI: Patrice Evra performs 'big booty' dance for Instagram followers
In Other News... The former Manchester United defender continues to please with one of his most eccentric social media posts yet
