Latest articles by James Kilpatrick
David Beckham has shown off his horrifying new look on Instagram
In Other News... Golden Balls has had a drastic makeover for a cameo appearance in Guy Ritchie's film 'King Arthur'.
Dozy reporter asks Bastian Schweinsteiger whether he can help Chicago Fire win World Cup
In Other News... MLS's latest marquee signing was given a confusing welcome in his opening press conference.
Cristiano Ronaldo is getting an airport named after him in Madeira
In Other News... CR7 is used to glory, but now he's getting the ultimate honour of calling an airport his own.
Manchester United's Marouane Fellaini has a hair salon installed in his house
In Other News... The Belgian has gone the extra mile to make sure his fuzzy afro is looking its best at all times.
Ex-Manchester United defender Phil Neville has had a bad day on social media
In Other News... Ever felt like everyone is seemingly out to get you? Phil can relate.
ICYMI: Ray Wilkins performs superb spoken rendition of Little Mix’s 'Shout Out To My Ex'
In Other News... Hardly world-renowned for his vocal abilities, the Chelsea legend has put his own twist on a chart-topper.
Video: Atletico Madrid's Antoine Griezmann scored a perfect free-kick against Sevilla
In Other News... Is he just teasing Manchester United now? The Frenchman netted a stunning set-piece to remember in Atleti's 3-1 win over Sevilla on Sunday.
Listen: Zlatan Ibrahimovic reveals workout playlist... featuring 'Ice Ice Baby'
In Other News... From old-school hip-hop to cheesy pop, Zlatan has released the tune list that he pumps iron to.
Ex-Manchester United forward Javier "Chicharito" Hernandez is now bald
In Other News... The Bayer Leverkusen striker has had more than just a trim.
Video: Ex-Man United full-back Patrice Evra loves Mondays much more than you
In Other News... Hate the start of the week? Well, the ever-amusing Frenchman does his best to put a stop to that.
Video: Man United flop Memphis Depay scores incredible halfway line goal
In Other News... The Dutchman stole the headlines in Lyon’s 4-0 win over Toulouse with a belter on Sunday.
Chelsea's media team troll Manchester United ahead of FA Cup quarter-final
In Other News... The Blues have succeeded with a not-so-subtle dig at Monday's FA Cup visitors to Stamford Bridge.
Video: Lyon's Alexandre Lacazette scores screamer in Europa League
In Other News... The Frenchman bagged a beauty against Roma to claim the best moment from the Europa League last 16 first legs.
Mats Hummels fumes over Henrikh Mkhitaryan's Goal of the Month award
In Other News... Henrikh Mkhitaryan has won Manchester United's goal of the month award for the third time this season – much to the annoyance of his former team-mate.
Video: Reported Manchester United target Andrea Belotti scores eight-minute hat-trick
In Other News... Palermo were leading 1-0 at Torino until the 74th minute, when Italy international Belotti destroyed his old club with a quickfire treble.
Video: Antoine Griezmann shows Man United what they could be getting with screamer for Atletico Madrid
In Other News... The Frenchman had to bail his Atletico Madrid team-mates out of a spot of bother by netting a 25-yard screamer against Deportivo La Coruna on Thursday night.
Video: Pogba's perfectly pointless party piece perplexes Saint-Etienne
In Other News... Paul Pogba performed a brilliantly unique piece of individual skill in the Europa League on Wednesday.
Eric Cantona turns up late to own evening branded "a disgrace"
In Other News... Most of ‘An Evening With Eric Cantona’ spent without Eric Cantona
Video: Ander Herrera struggles to parallel park a vintage Mini Cooper
In Other News... The Spaniard has had an excellent season at Manchester United, but is he any good at manoeuvring a car?
Wayne Rooney features in another terrible Manchester United film link-up trailer
In Other News... Love blockbuster superhero films? Love Wayne Rooney? It doesn't really matter – you'll still find this ridiculous.
Jamie Carragher trolls Gary Neville on Instagram about more than his haircut
In Other News... The Jamie Carragher and Gary Neville bantermobile rolls on with this latest dig from the former Liverpool defender on Instagram.
Video: In China, Carlos Tevez is getting cake in his face
In Other News... Since the Argentine is reportedly earning football's world-record wage, perhaps it's only fair he is occasionally the victim of some light-hearted banter every once in a while.
Gary Neville happy to appear on Arsenal Fan TV after calling fans "embarrassing"
In Other News... Former Manchester United skipper Gary Neville says he would happily make an appearance on Arsenal Fan TV to defend his view that Gunners fans made fools of themselves after Saturday's 3-1 defeat at Chelsea.
