Latest articles by James Kilpatrick
Video: Felipe Melo punches opposition player in crazy Copa Libertadores brawl
In Other News... A group game between Penarol and Palmeiras descended into an all-out scrap.
Watch: Roberto Carlos and Paolo Maldini laugh at Rivaldo's rubbish penalty
In Other News... Rivaldo's spot-kick skills were mocked at an all-star dinner in Saudi Arabia with Ryan Giggs watching on.
Yeovil Town use FIFA 17 career mode to announce their latest signing
In Other News... Yeovil Town have upped the stakes again for the most creative player unveiling - by playing a bit of FIFA.
Video: Iowa referee does the splits in girls soccer match – and the crowd love it
In Other News... A Stateside referee stole the show in a girls' soccer match.
Non-league Torquay ambitiously optimistic of signing former Marseille, France U21 striker
In Other News... The National League outfit are in a strong position to sign ex-Ligue 1 hitman Guy Gnabouyou, says manager Gary Owers
Borussia Dortmund clever clogs Nuri Sahin has been accepted into Harvard Business School
In Other News... Sahin has been granted a place at the world-renowned Ivy League college
Video: Rubin Kazan boss Javi Gracia needs translator at all times
In Other News... Not only do the ninth-placed Russian side need to climb the Premier League table fast, they also need their manager to learn the lingo
Wycombe Wanderers unveil "psychedelic" goalkeeping top
In Other News... Wycombe's goalkeeping coach Barry Richardson and kit supplier O'Neills have designed a bold new strip.
Tory MP to miss major debate to run the line at Barcelona vs Olympiakos
In Other News... Douglas Ross won't be at the universal credit debate thanks to his officiating commitments in the Champions League
Video: Fernando Torres scores brilliant overhead kick lob in La Liga
In Other News... He’s still got the moves...
Asamoah Gyan wears captain's armband with his own face on it
In Other News... The former Sunderland striker clearly wants you to know who's boss
20-year-old Dominik Midak becomes owner of Polish top-tier side Arka Gdynia
In Other News... Yep, a 20-year-old has become the owner of the Polish Cup holders.
Video: Club America manager tackles Chivas player in Liga MX game
In Other News... Club America manager Ricardo La Volpe is a known eccentric, something he proved again when he stepped onto the pitch and dispossessed Chivas defender Jesus Sanchez.
TC Freisenbruch are a German amateur team entirely run by 384 online managers
In Other News... The ninth-tier side are guided by their army of online followers who make decisions on everything from starting XIs to ticket prices.
FIFA tell Leicester they were 14 seconds too late trying to sign Adrien Silva
In Other News... The Foxes were literally seconds too late in getting the relevant paperwork to FIFA in order to sign the Portugal international.
Arsenal launch new home kit... with Alexis Sanchez and Mesut Ozil
In Other News... The duo, whose futures remain a mystery, have helped unveil the Gunners' new 2017/18 home kit.
Watch: Yeovil Town's Thomas James bags stunning own goal in League Two
In Other News... James smacked the ball into his own net from outside the box to put Notts County 2-0 up on Saturday
Tottenham release moody imagery to show off new stadium progress
In Other News... Spurs' swanky hi-tech arena is edging completion – with USB ports, a micro-brewery and an in-house bakery all to be included. Mmmmm!
Video: ‘Ray Pizzy’ Parlour debuts grime track ‘Invincibles’
In Other News... Who would’ve thought the Romford Pele would ever label Patrick Vieira a ‘skengman’ and Thierry Henry’s game ‘a peng ting’.
Doctor confirms baby boom in Iceland – nine months after win over England
In Other News... Creating new humans after the greatest day in the Nordic nation's football history apparently proved a popular means of celebration
Watch: Ex-West Ham star Dimitri Payet's glorious dummy injures Strasbourg goalkeeper
In Other News... Alexandre Oukidja had to be stretchered off after being out-smarted by Payet's sublime skill
Video: Ex-Liverpool striker Florent Sinama Pongolle nets brilliant overhead kick
In Other News... The former Red has gone viral with this effort in Thailand.
Watch: Cristiano Ronaldo smashes another record with beauty from range against Dortmund
In Other News... Ronaldo became the first player to score in all six Champions League group games – and he did so in some style
