Latest articles by James Kilpatrick
Remembered: Gareth Southgate features in regrettable post-Euro 96 Pizza Hut advert
In Other News... It’s National Pizza Day! And what better way to celebrate than re-watching the current England manager at his lowest ebb...
Video: Marcelo completely overreacts to Ronaldo getting nutmegged
In Other News... The Brazil international couldn't believe what he saw after witnessing his compatriot Casemiro nutmeg Real Madrid's star man
Juventus's Federico Bernardeschi smacks in tasty volley against SPAL in Serie A
In Other News... The summer signing scored a spectacular volley in the first half on Wednesday night, as the Italian giants triumphed 4-1
Utrecht's new goalkeeper blunders in his very first training session
In Other News... The Dutch goalkeeper didn't exactly make the best first impression at his new club.
Las Palmas flop Oussama Tannane didn't realise the La Liga club was on an island
In Other News... Tannane did not know where Las Palmas was when he agreed to join the club based on Gran Canaria.
Real Madrid's Isco mocks Tony Adams for his waistcoat
In Other News... Life has been hard on poor Adams since he took the reins at La Liga no-hopers Granada.
Video: Fernando Torres scores brilliant overhead kick lob in La Liga
In Other News... He’s still got the moves...
Asamoah Gyan wears captain's armband with his own face on it
In Other News... The former Sunderland striker clearly wants you to know who's boss
Wycombe Wanderers unveil "psychedelic" goalkeeping top
In Other News... Wycombe's goalkeeping coach Barry Richardson and kit supplier O'Neills have designed a bold new strip.
Crewe tease "major transfer news" before announcing young star has left
In Other News... Railwaymen were shamelessly strung along on social media before finding out one of their brightest young prospects had left the club
Genoa teenager's father weeps on bench as son bags Serie A brace
In Other News... Pietro Pellegri's father couldn't fight back the tears after his 16-year-old son scored twice against Lazio on Sunday
Video: Felipe Melo punches opposition player in crazy Copa Libertadores brawl
In Other News... A group game between Penarol and Palmeiras descended into an all-out scrap.
Watch: Roberto Carlos and Paolo Maldini laugh at Rivaldo's rubbish penalty
In Other News... Rivaldo's spot-kick skills were mocked at an all-star dinner in Saudi Arabia with Ryan Giggs watching on.
Tory MP to miss major debate to run the line at Barcelona vs Olympiakos
In Other News... Douglas Ross won't be at the universal credit debate thanks to his officiating commitments in the Champions League
Drunk Sunderland fan rings in to speak with Chris Coleman live on air
In Other News... Sunderland fan Steve admitted to having a "few cans" while chatting to Coleman on the radio
Video: Iowa referee does the splits in girls soccer match – and the crowd love it
In Other News... A Stateside referee stole the show in a girls' soccer match.
Ex-Milan star Keisuke Honda scores brilliant solo goal in Copa MX
In Other News... The 31-year-old stormed from his own half to score a spectacular individual goal for Pachuca
Borussia Dortmund clever clogs Nuri Sahin has been accepted into Harvard Business School
In Other News... Sahin has been granted a place at the world-renowned Ivy League college
Video: Rubin Kazan boss Javi Gracia needs translator at all times
In Other News... Not only do the ninth-placed Russian side need to climb the Premier League table fast, they also need their manager to learn the lingo
Video: Club America manager tackles Chivas player in Liga MX game
In Other News... Club America manager Ricardo La Volpe is a known eccentric, something he proved again when he stepped onto the pitch and dispossessed Chivas defender Jesus Sanchez.
Watch: Ex-Chelsea, Newcastle star Demba Ba fires home rocket in Turkey
In Other News... The Senegal international's ferocious effort was enough for Goztepe to beat Sivasspor 1-0 on Sunday
Red-hot Oscar whips home another stunner in the Asian Champions League for Shanghai SIPG
In Other News... Seven goals in your last three matches isn't bad going. Oscar achieved the feat in some style against Ulsan Horang on Wednesday.
At last! Bobby and Jack Charlton's 71-year-old brother handed England trial
In Other News... Tommy Charlton is looking to follow in his older brothers' footsteps and represent his country
