Latest articles by Joe Nelson
Zlatan Ibrahimovic launches new 'Legends' game
In Other News... The list of what Zlatan hasn't done is getting smaller by the day. Recently immortalised on a Swedish 1,000 kroner note - now he's now set to conquer the gaming world.
David De Gea showcases his hidden talent in gut-busting drum solo
In Other News... David De Gea seems to have it all going for him. Twice Manchester United’s player of the season and he’s also pretty nifty on the drums.
Arsenal and Cologne agree to share scouting information ahead of Europa League clashes
In Other News... The Group H rivals have decided to send each other video footage ahead of their games to lighten the load during a busy schedule
Forlorn Charlie Adam expresses disappointment with Stoke's media team
In Other News... The downbeat Scot tweeted his own club about not getting the same treatment as captain Ryan Shawcross
Lemar breaks Arsenal hearts with brilliant brace for France
In Other News... The Monaco star put in a thrilling display against the Netherlands, scoring twice only hours after turning down the Gunners
Video: Gylfi Sigurdsson scores from 50 yards on full Everton debut
In Other News... The Toffees' record signing wasted no time in kick-starting his career on Merseyside, looping in a long-range effort just 15 seconds into the second half
Defender and keeper combine for calamitous own goal in Slovenia
In Other News... Gorica duo Alen Jogan and Grega Sorcan weren't on the same wavelength in the early stages of their match against Champions League reps Maribor
Legia Warsaw hit back at €35,000 UEFA fine with pig tifo
In Other News... Fans of the Polish club have reacted following a fine from UEFA for supposedly blocked stairways.
Arsenal's official club shop ransacked by thieves
In Other News... The Gunners face defensive issues both on and off the field, after their Highbury store was raided in the early hours of Wednesday morning
Alex Hunter goes global in latest FIFA 18 trailer of The Journey
FIFA 18 Hunter's hugely popular storyline will return, and EA have ramped up the hype ahead of the latest instalment with a flash new trailer
New Barcelona star Ousmane Dembele reveals novel way of learning Spanish
In Other News... Barcelona's record signing says he's been watching popular Netflix series Narcos to pick up some handy phrases ahead of his move to the Catalan giants
Russian governor calls for World Cup 2018 match to be played on WW2 battlefield
In Other News... Andrey Bocharov has called for Germany vs Russia – if they meet – to be held where the Battle of Stalingrad took place
Qatar fail to qualify for 2018 World Cup, bringing to light eye-opening fact
In Other News... Qatar will become the first nation since Italy in 1934 to host the World Cup without ever taking part in the competition
Lionel Messi shows off piano skills with rendition of Champions League theme
In Other News... Neymar can't even have his own (not-so)-hidden talent either – his former Barcelona team-mate can tinkle the ivories too
Xavi 'wins' 1 million Qatar riyals in lottery
In Other News... Some folk get all the luck. Xavi has won the World Cup, European Championship, Champions League, La Liga, Copa del Rey... and now, Doha Bank's millionaire lottery
Jason Denayer greeted in extraordinary fashion by Galatasaray fans
In Other News... The Manchester City loanee has arrived in Istanbul for his second stint with the Turkish giants, and was welcomed back with bellowing chants... and flares.
Gazza reveals why touching Les Ferdinand's manhood was part of bizarre pre-match ritual
In Other News... Gazza has claimed he once spotted Sir Les's 'thing' in the dressing room, and was so impressed he asked to 'have a hold'
Arsenal's next midfield sensation who's bothered backlines all over Europe
Talentspotter Joe Nelson profiles Gunners youngster Dan Crowley, the 17-year-old fast approaching a first-team debut for Arsene Wenger's side...
Cologne devise cheeky plan to thwart Arsenal on Thursday
In Other News... The German side have sent Thursday's opponents a special gift package ahead of their Europa League meeting at the Emirates Stadium
Liverpool fans go to incredible lengths to decipher whether Virgil van Dijk is heading to Anfield
In Other News... Football fans will scour every corner of the web to find out any information about a possible new signing, but Reds have taken it one step further in their pusuit of the Southampton stopper
Manchester City new boy Benjamin Mendy left puzzled by Nando's parking experience
In Other News... The chicken chain is a footballers' favourite, but Mendy was left confused after being hit with a £60 fine after collecting his dinner
Real Madrid fans troll Gerard Pique in latest Clasico victory
In Other News... The Bernabeu faithful chanted "Se queda!" at Pique on Wednesday night, mocking his tweet implying that Neymar would stay at Barcelona.
Breitbart apologises to Lukas Podolski after using jet-ski snap in gang-related story
In Other News... The alt-right website were forced to apologise to the German after mistaking him for a migrant travelling from Morocco to Spain.
