Latest articles by Joe Nelson
Zlatan Ibrahimovic launches new 'Legends' game
In Other News... The list of what Zlatan hasn't done is getting smaller by the day. Recently immortalised on a Swedish 1,000 kroner note - now he's now set to conquer the gaming world.
David De Gea showcases his hidden talent in gut-busting drum solo
In Other News... David De Gea seems to have it all going for him. Twice Manchester United’s player of the season and he’s also pretty nifty on the drums.
Bemused security guard invades Turkish Cup game while on his phone
In Other News... Granted, it's a habit to walk and talk while on the blower. But you should probably watch where you're going...
Manchester City reveal space age new dressing room for 2017/18
In Other News... The wannabe champs have unveiled their futuristic new Etihad interior ahead of the new Premier League season
Hector Bellerin shuts down Piers Morgan over Jeremy Corbyn dig
In Other News... The Arsenal full-back has told Morgan not to take such offence after he was shut out of a recent conversation with the Labour leader
Comical own goal gifts CSKA Moscow crucial lead in Champions League qualifier
In Other News... Young Boys have never qualified for the Champions League, and thanks to a late own goal by Kasim Adams Nuhu, it's an uphill task this season
Roma continue to amaze with crazy Patrik Schick announcement video
In Other News... Obscure announcement videos may have died down in the UK, but Roma are still flying the flag for Italy – and taking things to a whole new level
Police snub coin toss, pick end for penalties in Burnley vs Leeds clash
In Other News... Authorities at Turf Moor decided to hold the penalty shoot-out at the home end to deter trouble from travelling Leeds fans
Unamused Romania coach Christoph Daum offered fishing rod in bizarre press conference
In Other News... Daum, who is regularly at odds with the Romanian press, was offered the rod by a journalist after claiming that the country's biggest sports papers were only good for "wrapping fish"
Marseille keeper Steve Mandanda humiliates striker with nutmeg
In Other News... With Marseille winning comfortably and heading for the Europa League group stage, the French net-minder decided to add insult to injury
Victor Valdes trades in his gloves for a microphone with new TV show
In Other News... Recently retired shot-stopper has opted for a change of career, launching a TV production company - as well as his own show, where he'll interview former colleagues.
EA tease FIFA 18 with most in-depth trailer yet
FIFA 18 Sit back and enjoy the New Order-Blue Monday mash-up, including new signings, fan interactivity and, of course, plenty more celebrations
Wycombe score calamitous own goal against Notts County
In Other News... We're not even a month into the campaign, but surely have a winner for Own Goal of the Season already thanks to this monumentous team effort from the Chairboys
Bayern Munich director stamps out Carlo Ancelotti's smoking habit
In Other News... Bayern Munich's new sporting director Hasan Salihamidzic has only been in his role three weeks, but has wasted no time in putting out Ancelotti's clubhouse habit.
Commentators go brilliantly beserk as Östersunds qualify for Europa League
In Other News... In 2011, Östersunds were in the fourth tier of Swedish football. Last night they qualified for the Europa League – which provoked quite a reaction
Neymar hires UFC fighter Nordine Taleb as personal bodyguard
In Other News... The Brazil international has landed a very handy new friend in the form of the MMA star.
Romanian player fluffs crucial 96th-minute Panenka, manager resigns
In Other News... Newly promoted Juventus Bucharest scuppered a brilliant chance to earn a last-minute draw against local rivals Steaua – in hapless circumstances
Barcelona reveal new third kit inspired by Antoni Gaudi's architecture
In Other News... The new maroon and orange kit celebrates the city's rich artistic heritage
Why the Italian senator thinks Paulo Dybala can help with the crisis in North Korea
In Other News... Antonio Razzi has hatched the bizarre idea to transport Juve's Argentine striker to please Kim Jong-un & Co.
Benjamin Mendy is not amused by who his FIFA 18 face looks like
In Other News... The Manchester City left-back has made a shocking realisation ahead of the new game's launch
Brazil's Maracana used for porn shoot
In Other News... The jewel of Brazilian football and stadium for the 2014 World Cup Final was used as the backdrop in an adult film last Sunday
Inter Milan chairman makes gaffe that won't sit well with fans
In Other News... When explaining why you bought a football club, it's probably not a good idea to state that you admired three of their bitter rivals' star players by mistake
Brazilian manager hospitalised after being taken out by his own player
In Other News... Being a manager is tough at the best of times – but Nivaldo Lancuna had a particularly hard night after being crashed into by his own man
