Danish side raffles pitchside jacuzzi seats (and they're amazing)
We've definitely had worse seats in a ground than this one...
Opponents of modern football, you are not going to like this.
Everybody else: see below...
That's a game from Denmark's top flight between Hobro IK and Copenhagen - played in brisk -4 degree conditions. Fortunately - for the fans pictured at least - the hosts raffled three tickets to watch the game from the side of the pitch in a jacuzzi.
Just 1,013 hardy souls turned up to see Hobro beaten 2-0 by the Danish giants, who moved up to fourth but are already a whopping 18 points behind joint-leaders Brondby and Midtjylland after 23 matches.
Who cares if football isn't what it used to be? This doesn't look like a bad way to spend 90 minutes.
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Seb Stafford-Bloor is a football writer at Tifo Football and member of the Football Writers' Association. He was formerly a regularly columnist for the FourFourTwo website, covering all aspects of the game, including tactical analysis, reaction pieces, longer-term trends and critiquing the increasingly shady business of football's financial side and authorities' decision-making.