Exclusive: Lionel Messi is very good at playing football
We have this from a good source. Namely Opta, who feed all that yummy data into Stats Zone's hungry mouth.
Here's how the young scamp got on in last night's win over Leverkusen, just don't get us started on Adrian Chiles publically pondering whether he could do it for Stoke...
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