If the A-League is boring, maybe itâÂÂs time to take up chess.
After an uninspiring Round 1 sent critics into a spin, Melbourne Victory and Brisbane Roar proved thereâÂÂs life in the new league yet by producing one of the greatest games in the competitionâÂÂs brief history.
It wasnâÂÂt just that Melbourne clawed back a 3-1 half-time deficit that will have the nay-sayers choking on their Weet-Bix.
Instead it was the quality of goals â so often maligned in the A-League â that suggests thereâÂÂs enough quality lurking under the surface to sway even the most hardened of cynics.
In a land where English football provides stiff competition to the local product, perhaps it was fitting that former English Premier League midfielder Danny Tiatto was the first to fire a broadside with an early candidate for goal-of-the-season.
More renowned for his leg-breaking challenges than any kind of goalscoring touch, Tiatto let fly with the sort of 25-yard piledriver that usually results in both teams shutting up shop, safe in the knowledge that no better goal will be scored.
Instead it was a precursor of things to come â although TiattoâÂÂs bald döppelgänger Sergio van Dijk was forced to convert the obligatory penalty to send Brisbane two goals in front.
Enter one Carlos Hernandez. The Costa Rican international arrived in the A-League palpably overweight, sparking a trend that has been lovingly adopted by every big-name foreign signing since.
From the blimp-like Mario Jardel to North Queensland heavyweight Robbie Fowler, stepping off the plane as though theyâÂÂve just consumed every lamington ever baked has become somewhat of the norm for the A-LeagueâÂÂs foreign legion.
But no matter how many jam scones heâÂÂs scoffed prior to kick-off, few prove as effective as MelbourneâÂÂs mercurial playmaker.
Doing away with his usual fancy foot-work, Hernandez hauled Victory back into the match with a thunderous strike that hit the back of the net like an Exocet missile.
Just when MelbourneâÂÂs army of fans began to find their voice, BrisbaneâÂÂs recent acquisition Henrique then added his personal contribution to the list of stunning goals.
The diminutive Brazilian lived up to his nickname âÂÂSlippery Fishâ by twisting and turning past a baffled Victory defence and curling a superb right-foot strike into the far corner.
3-1 to Brisbane at half-time, and Melbourne done and dusted. Or were they?
Danny Allsopp doesnâÂÂt have a colourful nickname â or at least any that The dirt from Down Under is aware of â but if he did, itâÂÂd be something like âÂÂThe Hungry Yak.âÂÂ
A ubiquitous presence in the goal mouth, the bullocking front-man is more accustomed to banging them in with his shin than he is to making the highlights reel.
Everyone expected Allsopp to get his head to a stock-standard Hernandez cross just after the hour mark.
But when the ball looped high into the air, the former English lower-league journeyman turned and smashed a textbook volley into the far corner of the goal!
Maybe it was the stinging criticism dished out after MelbourneâÂÂs opening night defeat to Central Coast Mariners a week earlier, but in a game that appeared to be following a blockbuster script, you just knew that Victory would haul themselves level.
It was Carlos Hernandez who did his best Cesc Fabregas impersonation when Melbourne were awarded a free-kick on the edge of the box.
A cross appeared the more likely option, but Hernandez had clearly tired of the niceties and simply curled his direct free-kick straight into the far corner.
3-3! Goals galore! Five of the best strikes seen in recent A-League history.
But will it be enough to silence the critics?
With poor attendances and a wildly lop-sided Queensland derby threatening to knock this Etihad Stadium classic out of the headlines â probably not.
But with 17 goals scored in each of the first two rounds of A-League action, AustraliaâÂÂs premier club competition can no longer be accused of being boring.
---------------------------------------------
FourFourTwo.com: More to read...
The dirt from Down Under home
Blogs home
Latest Rest of the World news
News home
Interviews home
Forums home
FourFourTwo.com home
