Fantasy Premier League: 600 FPL team names for this season

Fantasy Premier League is back – and FPL team names are the most important part.

Because let's be honest, in the cutthroat world of your work league, a boring team name just won't cut it. "John's XI"? "Fantasy Dream Team"? Yawn. You might as well just hand over the bragging rights right now.

To truly dominate the digital dugout, you need something that screams personality, something that makes your colleagues groan, and something that solidifies your reputation as a certified FPL team to beat from the very first gameweek – because no one wants to be beaten by Rutter Woke Nonsense, do they?

After all, a truly great FPL team name isn't just a label; it's a statement. It's the first impression you make in your mini-league, and let's face it, the only thing you can control when your star striker inevitably picks up a suspicious hamstring tweak. So why settle for anything less than brilliant when a few moments of creative genius can pay dividends all season?

The quest for the perfect FPL moniker is a time-honoured tradition, a staple of FPL culture as important as agonising over your captain choice or desperately checking Twitter for injury updates. It's a creative outlet, a chance to show off your wit, and a vital part of the pre-season ritual for millions of managers worldwide. From the truly dreadful puns to the genuinely genius pop-culture mashups, team names are where the fun truly begins before a ball is even kicked.

Here at FourFourTwo, we understand the struggle (and the joy!) of FPL. That's why we've got your back this season with a whole host of guides. We're talking about everything from how to score points like a seasoned pro and getting points on the board nice and early to detailed explainers on those all-important bonus chips, understanding substitutes, and even how to create a private league to humble your mates. Consider us your ultimate FPL co-pilot, guiding you through the glorious chaos.

So, whether you're a seasoned FPL veteran or a wide-eyed rookie dipping your toes into the chaotic waters of fantasy football for the first time, get ready to dive in, as we bring you the very best in funny, clever, and pop-culture-inspired team names. Prepare to be inspired, amused, and perhaps even a little bit impressed by the sheer ingenuity on display.

Fantasy Premier League: 600 FPL team names

The classics

Some things are classics for a reason, aren't they? Like Triple Captaining Erling Haaland against the team that came up through the play-offs, or smashing your phone when Pep rests him for said fixture.

The same goes for FPL team names. These aren't the fresh, hot takes of the season; these are the timeless tunes of the fantasy world. They've been around the block, sure, but they still hit different – guaranteed to earn a nod of approval (and maybe a wry smile) from anyone scrolling through your mini-league.

• 3 Men and a Bebe
• 50ShadesOfAndyGray
• ABCDE FC
• Absolutely Fabregas
• Alisson Blunderland
• Backstreet Moyes
• Blink 1-Eto’o
• Boly Pocket
• Cesc and the City
• Ctrl + Alt + De Laet
• Delph & Safety
• Dzeko & the Bunnymen
• Fiddler on the Huth
• Flying Without Ings
• Game Of Throw-Ins
• Gangsters Allardyce
• Giroud Awakening
• HuttonDressedAsLahm
• Khedira Pin Drop
• Klopps and Robbos
• Krul and the Gang
• Le Saux Solid Crew
• Löw Island
• Luke Kyle Walker
• Men Behaving Chadli
• Michu at De Gea Ba
• MurderOnZidanesFloor
• Neville Wears Prada
• Norfolk n’ Good
• Obi 1 Kenobi 0
• Pjanic! At The Disco
• Smack My Bilic Up
• Sound of the Lloris
• TAA Very Much
• The Cesc Pistols
• The Martial Mata LP
• Tinchy Sneijder
• Who Ate All Depays?

FourFourTwo's favourites

Now, while we love a good classic, sometimes you want a name that truly stands out from the crowd – something that screams, “I've put more thought into this than my actual team selection.”

This is where our personal selection comes in. We've scoured the FPL universe (and our own group chats) to bring you the top 40 names that consistently make us chuckle, raise an eyebrow, or simply wish we'd thought of them first. Consider these the Champions League spots of FPL names, meticulously curated by the FourFourTwo team, just for you.

• Afternoon De Ligt
• Areola Grande
• AutoGlasner Repair
• Back Fives Matter
• Champagne De Cordova
• Charli xGX
• De Jong Trousers
• DeLap Dance
• DontLookBackInElanga
• Earth Wind & Maguire
• Elneny and the Jets
• Estupina Colada
• Giroud: Sandstorm
• Groß Misconduct
• GuardianOfTheGulasci
• Gueye Pride
• Hotel? Thiago
• Howe Toon Is Now
• Isco Inferno
• Judy Haaland
• Just 1 Cornet 0
• Klich and Collect
• Kodja and Maja
• Lallanas in Pyjamas
• Losing My Reguilon
• Make it up Essugo
• Mbeumo No.5
• ModerOnTheDancefloor
• Muller Reus Corner
• NotMikeDeanForever
• Old Havertz Kai Hard
• Onana What’s My Name
• PhantomOfTheChopra
• Rubber Digne Rapids
• Run The Kewells
• Rutter Woke Nonsense
• Sancho Unchained
• TeaForTheTielemans
• The Big Tarkowski
• V 4 van de Vendetta

Current PL stars

Alright, let's talk about the here and now. Every season brings new heroes, new breakout stars, and new opportunities for utterly brilliant (or brilliantly awful) puns.

This section is dedicated to the players who'll be lighting up the Premier League pitches this season – and hopefully, your fantasy points tally too. If you're the kind of manager who loves a topical nod or wants to celebrate the contemporary legends (and their gaffers) you're actually putting in your team, then look no further.

Get ready to tap into the zeitgeist with an absolute ton of FPL team names based on the very footballers you'll be cheering (or cursing) every single gameweek.

• AbraDubravka
• Agbadou, dou, dou
• Aina Chord
• Ait Nouri Geller
• Ajer winning, Son?
• Akanji Be Trusted?
• Ake Breaky Heart
• Alisson Chains
• Amadou Badly
• Ao Tikitanaka
• Archie Grays Anatomy
• Arne Hole's A Goal
• Arteta-tete
• Baby Reijnders
• Back of the Neto
• Bacuna Mateta
• Bad to the Bowen
• Ballon D'awson
• Beef Cherki
• Ben Mee Shake Mee
• Berge King
• Blazinchenko Squad
• Blow My Wissa
• Born in a Barnes
• Botman and Robin
• Botman Begins
• Bowen 747
• Bowen Arrow
• Boys In Dahoud
• Brennan Jerry’s
• BrokebackMount10
• Bruno Dos Tres
• Bruno Dos Tres
• Calafiori Sunshine
• Can't Get Any Wirtz
• Carson Dioxide
• Castagne Me Now
• Castagne Supernova
• Cheesy Garnachos
• ChickenTikkaMoSalah
• Clyne of Duty
• Cobra Kai Havertz
• Come Digne With Mee
• Comme Ci Konsa
• Count Doku
• Curious Jorginho
• Dango Unchained
• Darwin & The Willows
• Darwin Theory
• Diaz Nother Day
• Diaz Nutz
• DropItLikeIt'sSlot
• Dunk and Disorderly
• Eberechi Goode
• Ederson Ake & Palmer
• Ederson Volleys
• Egg On Your Faes
• Ekitike Taka
• Elanga Management
• Electric Amadou
• Endo Story
• Escape From Alcaraz
• Exposed Areola
• Eze Come, Eze Go
• Fee Fi Foden
• FeelsLikeSummerville
• Femme Fatawu
• Floor Is Lavia
• Football, not Saka
• For Beto or Wirtz
• Frimp My Ride
• FullKrugMetalJacket
• Garnacho Chips
• Gilmour Girls
• good kid amAAd city
• Gordon Bennett
• GvardiolsOfTheGalaxy
• Haaland Oates
• Haalandaise Sauce
• Hakuna Mateta
• Hall In One
• Havertz Your Way
• Hector Salah-Manca
• Hellmans Mainoonaise
• Heung Like A Horse
• High Faivre
• HouseOfTheDragusin
• I Baleba I Can Fly
• I Love Lamp(tey)
• I'm Yelling Timber
• In Kepable Hands
• IncogNeto
• IngsCanOnlyGetBetter
• Issa Ring Toss Game
• It'sOffToZirkzeeGo
• Jair Cunha Mateta
• Jesus Take The Wheel
• Jurassic Barkley
• Just like Evans
• Kai Me A River
• Kamada Harris
• Keita Mooy Hart
• Kilman Me Softly
• Kinder Mbeumo
• KudusToYou
• Lavia and Leave You
• Levy La Vida Loca
• Lil Eze Vert
• Livin' Saliba Loca
• Lord and Savio
• Los Porro Hermanos
• LoveTheWaySzoboszlai
• Maddison Avenue
• MaddisonSquareGarden
• Major League Saka
• Malo Gusto: Bad Fart
• March Madness
• Matty Cash Hoes
• MattyCashInTheAttic
• Matz Sels Sea Shells
• McGinn and Tonic
• Men with Van De Ven
• Mings of Power
• Minteh Fresh
• Minteh Wonderland
• Mitomavirus
• More Tea Vicario?
• Morning Traore
• Mudryk To Life
• Mulhaaland Drive
• Murillo Kart
• Name's Not Andre M8
• Net Flekken Chill
• Netflix and Chilwell
• Neto-rious B.I.G.
• Nkunku Clock
• No Gyoks Given
• Noni Ya Business
• Not Isakly Sure
• Now I'm a Baleba
• Øde Toilette
• Odegaarden Partey
• Ødeparfum
• Okoli Dokily
• Omari Me
• OnanaMataPlea
• Palmer Sutra
• Palmer Violets
• Paqueta Crisps
• Parker The Bus
• Peaky Reijnders
• Pomegranate Malacia
• Porro'd Time
• Power Reijnders
• Pro Evolution Saka
• Quansah & Konsa
• Que Salah, Salah
• Raya Sunshine
• Red Djed Redemption
• Reece's Set Pieces
• Rice Rice Bebe
• Rock and Roll Sarr
• Rodri or Not
• Rodri, You Plonker
• Ross Barkleycard
• Saka Potatoes
• Saka Punch
• Saka White Rice
• Salah-ry Cap
• Sarrgazing
• Saving Private Raya
• Schär & Schär Alike
• Schlupptown Dunk
• Seven Nation Arne
• Sex Sels
• Shaw Thing
• She Sells Lascelles
• Shiver Me Timbers
• Slot Machine
• Slot Shaming
• Smith Rowe Vs Wade
• Smith Rowe Your Boat
• Snoop Udogie Dogg
• So Salah Can Wait
• Solanke-panky
• Son hits the sky
• Song of Rice Of Dier
• SonKane Ship
• Sonny and Schar
• Sons Of Angearchy
• Sorry Nic Jackson
• Soucek Mate
• Sterling Silver
• StoneColeStevePalmer
• Stones Unturned
• Stranger Ings
• Swedish Howe's Mafia
• Sweet Child O'Nien
• Szobosslads
• Szoboszlai4aWhiteGuy
• Targett Practice
• Tarkowsky and Hutch
• Tesco McNeil Deal
• Tha'ts NumberHwang!
• The Bijol & End All
• The Highs and Dalots
• The Konate Kid
• The Mandaflorian
• The Mind Bogles
• ThomasTheFrankEngine
• Tielemans Square
• TielsOfTheUnexpected
• TierneyOfEverything
• Todibo Selector
• Tomiyasu,ICanBoogie
• TonaliAddictedtoBass
• Tosin and Turning
• Trippier Advisor
• Tuchel For School
• Two Become Son
• Udogie Style
• Under My Cucurella
• Uptown Dunk
• Veiga Megadrive
• Vote for Pedro
• WeDontTalkAboutBruno
• What the van Hecke
• Whole Dalotta Love
• WindBeneathMyMings
• Wirtz Case Scenario
• Yoro a Wissa, Harry
• Yoro Wizard Harry
• You Hwang?
• Zirkzee & I Know It
• Zirkzee Football
• Zubi Dubi Do

Former faces, legends and cult heroes of the Premier League

Retro never goes out of fashion – whether that's a 90s football top or a reference to Nicolas Anelka in FPL.

There’s a special place in FFT's heart for the legends who graced the turf before them, the cult heroes who defied expectations, and the familiar faces who lit up weekends gone by – especially when it comes to Fantasy. So here's a trip down memory lane, a salute to the goal-scorers, the hardmen, the dazzling dribblers, and the one-season wonders who etched their names into Premier League folklore.

Pull up a chair, crack open a cold one, and prepare to be reminded of the icons who made us fall in love with the beautiful game – and who now provide fertile ground for some truly timeless FPL team names.

• A Night In Lascelles
• A Wenger's Endgame
• Air Forss One
• AlbrightonTheNight
• Amartey McFly
• Anelka Skelter
• Ange Management
• Angus Gunns & Roses
• Aquilani Del Rey
• AreYouLonesomeTenHag
• Ashley Old
• ASMR Begovic
• Auba-ma Care
• Ayew Being Served
• Backstreet Boyd
• Bangers and Rashford
• Barco-loan-a
• BashamTheBishop
• Bellerin Than Out
• Benrahmarama
• BentekeFriedChicken
• Bernard's Poch
• Better Call Saúl
• Boom Xhaka Laca
• Cahills Have Eyes
• Cancelo Culture
• Cesc Pistols
• Champs Olise
• Cheesy Iheanachos
• Childish Firmino
• Cleverley Named
• Crouch Potatoes
• DannDannDannDannDann
• De Bruyne Identity
• Dead Hoedts Society
• Death cab for Guti
• Death Cab for Kuqi
• Dendonkin’ Donuts
• Don'tGoBreakinMyHart
• DontLookBackTanganga
• Drinkwater Not Koke
• Dude Where's Micah?
• Dukes of Hazard
• Dyer Straits
• Emile Burlesquey
• Enter Shaqiri
• EvacuateZidanesFloor
• Fat Pascal
• Fer Fuchs Ake
• For Fuchs Sake
• Fornals Attire
• Fred Again..
• Fred Dead Redemption
• Gayle Force Win
• Gelhardt or Go Home
• Guantana Maupay
• Hanging By A Fred
• Hawk Tuanzebe
• Hepatitus Bramble
• Here for Aguerd time
• I kissed Keith Curl
• I Kvist a girl
• I’m Eric Laporte FC
• Ibe Did It Mooy Way
• Ice Ice Beagrie
• IfTomoriNeverComes
• ImLovinEngelsInstead
• It’s Britney, Klich
• It'sAllGoneShaneLong
• Jose's A...what?
• Jurgen-a Love It
• Just Sold Micah
• Kabak to the Future
• Kanu Kick It?
• Keane As Mustard
• Keita The Door
• Kids See Groß
• Kloppenheimer
• Klopps and Szobosz
• Knockaert Blow
• Koch Au Van
• Koeman Eileen
• Krafth Beer
• Krul Intentions
• KrulSommer
• Lads on Toure
• Lady Yaya
• Lallana Del Rey
• Land Down Undav
• Leif Right Now
• Let’s Go Fosu-Mensah
• Lingardium Leviosa
• Love & Cesc & Matic
• MacAwoniyi Cheese
• MandalorIan Wright
• Mané's Not Hot
• McKenna Kick It?
• Mee, My Delph & Ibe
• Minority Laporte
• Mint Bailly’s
• MirrorSignalMalouda
• Mitro Ultimax
• Molly's Arch
• Moura The Explorer
• Moves Like Xhaka
• My Little Kone
• My Little Toney
• Ndiaye Will Always..
• Never In Doughty
• NeverInDoughty
• NevesGunoGibbsYouUp
• No Weimann No Cry
• Of Mice and Mendy
• On Me Gedson
• One Size Fitz Hall
• Out On Bale
• Ozilmandias
• PickPochettino
• Pinky and De Bruyne
• PiresOfTheCaribbean
• Pukki Blinders
• Puncheon Judy
• Purple Reina
• Ream Pie
• Rock the Gaspar
• Rodallega Bombs
• Romeu & Houllier
• Saint-Maximin Points
• Salt & Pepe
• Sancho Paunchez
• Santi Vaxxers
• Sarri Not Sarri
• Schmeichel Jackson
• Show Me The Mane
• Singing In Va Rane
• Sissoko Ono
• Slumdog Mignolet
• Sol Calibre
• Sonic Huth
• Soumare Lovin'
• Stanislas-t resort
• Sympathy 4 G Neville
• Taking Le Tiss
• The 40-yr-old Virgil
• The Kolarov Mane
• The Wenger Boys
• Three's Kompany
• Tortoise and De Gea
• Turf, Blind and Dier
• Two Tierney Policing
• Up The Duffy
• Van De Beekwell Tart
• Varane A Mile
• Veliz Navidad
• Victor Moses Lawn
• Werner Brothers
• What Samatta With U
• WhatScamaccaWithYou?
• WhenDierStartsToBurn
• Willian Dollar Baby
• Xhaka Khan
• Yes Ndidi

Overseas stars

If you're scouting across the continent for a name, we've got your back. This section is a respectful nod to those global maestros who might not currently be challenging for the Premier League title, but whose names still resonate with pure footballing brilliance.

Think Champions League legends, Ballon d'Or winners, or even current titans tearing it up in La Liga, Serie A, or the Bundesliga. Get ready to tap into the wider world of football for some truly inspired and perhaps slightly esoteric FPL team names.

• Coman the Barbarian
• CommethTheAouar
• Daylight Ribery
• DeJong&WindingRoad
• DiMarco Polo
• Dunk Your Busquets
• FaceTheQuansaquences
• Gavi Barlow
• Gavi-tational Pull
• Griez Is The Word
• Gyok-tuah
• He'sHad1Tchouameni
• Hits from De Jong
• Inglorious Bas Dost
• Itsy Bitsy Chiellini
• Kroos Control
• Kylian Me Softly
• Lemon and Laimer
• Mbappe Feet
• Militao Service
• Mrs De Bruyne's Boys
• Orban Legend
• PassionOfTheCruyff
• Pedri Dish
• Perišićtic Infection
• Pique Blinders
• PutJohansUp4DeCruyff
• Running Up That Gil
• Savic Garden
• Schick’s Creek
• Taribo Westlife
• Temu Werner
• ThomasMuellersDayOff
• Trent's Due
• Undav the Sea
• Under My Barella
• Vini Jones
• Vini Vidi Vici
• Where'sTheLahmSauce
• Yamal Sells Avon

Proper club names

Why limit the pun-tastic fun to just players when the very clubs themselves offer a world of wordplay potential?

From the giants of European football to your local pub team (okay, maybe not that local), the names of football clubs are ripe for a good old-fashioned joke. If you appreciate a clever twist on a familiar name, or simply want to show off your geographical football knowledge with a wink, then this section is for you.

• AC/DC United
• Ajax Trees Down
• Anderlecht my balls
• Aston Village People
• Bayer Neverlosin'
• Bayern Bru
• Bayern Maiden
• Bilbao Baggins
• Borussia Teeth
• Cameroon Diaz
• ChampagneSuperRovers
• Cry Me A River Plate
• Expected Toulouse
• Fiorentina Turner
• Fred West Ham
• good kid mAAn city
• Hannibal Leicester
• HappierThanEver(ton)
• Imaginary Madrid
• Inter Yermam
• IsYourMotherwell
• One Night In Palace
• Pathetico Madrid
• Pfizer Chiefs
• Real SoSoBad
• Sexandthe City
• Spartak Costco
• Sub-standard Liege
• SucculntChineseLille
• The Molde Peaches
• Vladimir Luton

The ruder ones

Alright, let's talk about the names that sail a little too close to the wind. Every FPL league has one manager who thinks they're a comedic genius, pushing the boundaries with a name that's designed to raise eyebrows, elicit groans, or potentially get flagged by the FPL ethics committee.

Just a friendly heads-up: while we appreciate the audacity, the FPL app has been known to wield the banhammer with increasing regularity on anything deemed truly offensive. So, if you're venturing into the realms of the truly risqué, be warned – these might not make it past the digital censors. But hey, if you're after a laugh (and don't mind a potential name change down the line), here are a few that walk the line.

• Dijk in Diaz
• Exeter Gently
• Fill Her Wycombe
• Get Your Koch Out
• Kante Fit My Willian
• Leavemyarselona
• Mount Mee Koch
• ShutTheFACup
• The VARginas
• Up Schick's Creek
• WetAssPukki
• Your Mum’s Zohore

Those that are too long

You know the drill: the FPL app, in its infinite wisdom, imposes a strict 20-character limit on your team name.

And honestly, while we've done our best throughout this article to help you creatively abbreviate, squish words together, and generally bend the rules without breaking them, some truly brilliant names just refuse to be confined. They demand their full, glorious character count to make sense, to land the joke, or simply to look aesthetically pleasing.

These are those defiant few. They might not fit into your official FPL squad right now, but they're absolutely perfect for your rival fantasy leagues, your five-a-side team, or simply to tuck away in the back of your mind in the hopeful event that the character limit is finally relaxed in future versions of the game. A manager can dream, right?

• AC a little silhouetto of Milan
• ArtetaTheNevilleYouJo
• Best of Times Wirtz of Times
• Can't Believe It's Not Rutter
• Costa Livramento Crisis
• Courtois You Being Served?
• Death On The Maitland Niles
• DoDoDo Come On And Do Lokonga
• Drop it like it's Slot
• Fake Tales of Emile Smith Rowe
• Fluorescent Dave Beasant
• Frenkie Goes To Hollywood
• Haaland Globetrotters
• Hold Me Closer, Kevin Danso
• Jhon, I'm Only Durancing
• Joelinton Travel Tavern
• Kantedisestablishmentarianism
• Kerkez Of The World, Unite
• Knowing Me, Knowing You Zaha
• Like Gabriel Jesus To A Child
• Like Jesus to A.Chiles
• Martin Tyler, the Creator
• Milligan Cleese Everett SESSEGNONS
• Ndlovu For The City Streets
• No Time To Divan Toney
• Nothing Beats a Beto Holiday
• Olise Like a Sunday Morning
• One Flew Over Lukaku’s Nest
• One Foot In The Gravenberch
• Philogene Is Not My Lover
• Some People Think Dendonckers
• Teenage Mutant Ninja Skrtels
• TenHager, Better, Faster Stronger
• The Keownstown Massacre
• They're Taking The Hobbits To Odegaard
• Tonee Robinson's Time Team
• What's Love Gotze Do With It?
• Why’d You Only Call Ben Mee When You’re High?
• Xhaka Demus and Pliers

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