Good Lord Ferguson. Manchester United only went and got beaten on the Premier League’s ‘Bring Your Kid Brother to Work Day’ by a team of Steve Bruce's making. We didn’t think that was possible.
Yet that 19-year-old Magpie, currently getting WhatsApps from people he doesn’t even remember, is just one of 31 players to net their first top-flight goal in England in the first eight games of this season.
The rest are a mixture of fellow breakthroughs, summer transfers and one or two who have bided their time before pouncing to score in 2019/20.
You have six minutes to try to name all these fine, new goalscoring additions. Send your score to @FourFourTwo, while challenging a friend to match your mighty total. We’ll retweet the best scores if you don’t give answers away…
THEN TRY…
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