Hertha Berlin are offering one lifetime season ticket – if you're willing to get it tattooed on

Hertha Berlin have conjured up a novel scheme for one lucky (or not so – you decide) season-ticket holder.

The Bundesliga club are looking for one fan willing to tattoo themselves with part of the club crest – which will also feature a special QR code to serve as a season ticket.

Hertha fans simply have to send their club a video, photo or "other creative idea" to show why they, of all, should be the ones permanently inked for their club.

What Hertha don't mention, of course, is any specifications for where the tattoo should be on the fan's body. They might want to establish some ground rules there, just to prevent any awkward scanning moments outside the Olympiastadion...

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Seb Stafford-Bloor is a football writer at Tifo Football and member of the Football Writers' Association. He was formerly a regularly columnist for the FourFourTwo website, covering all aspects of the game, including tactical analysis, reaction pieces, longer-term trends and critiquing the increasingly shady business of football's financial side and authorities' decision-making.