This week we're counting down the top 100 footballers in the world, in case you haven't noticed. We argued for hours over who should make the final 100 and where exactly they should rank, and asked many players and pundits for their opinions too.
And this video is completely not how we decided on the players who should appear in our list of the 100 best footballers in the world. Please note that no footballers were harmed in the making of this video. (And, *sigh*... obviously, this is a fictional story.)
You can find part one of How We Didn't Choose The Best 100 Players In The World here.
And our video of what the person on the street makes of our top 100 (and the odd made-up footballer) here.
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