Ipswich burglars have food party at the expense of the club

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Vintage wine and cheesecake were grabbed by intruders as they indulged in Suffolk's finest nosh

Ipswich Town have been working with the police to investigate two break-ins at the club's stadium. Both incidents occurred late on Saturday and Wednesday respectively, with the criminals helping themselves to the chairman’s personal vintage plonk.

After becoming intoxicated, they made their way downstairs, first stealing a number of plasma TVs, before heading to the kitchen for a food fight with a number of frozen cheesecakes.

Charlie Carmichael