Petr Cech goes to extreme measures to protect his head at Euro 2012
You may laugh, but there is an outside chance the Chelsea custodian and his Czech czhums could come up against Stephen Hunt's Republic of Ireland in the semis...
You can probably make your own 'helmet' joke up. It may or may not be at the expense of Twitter stalwart Joey Barton. Go crazy.
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