Forget Barcelona (and Swansea), this would be the best passing team in the world.
OK, so they don't have a goalkeeper, and most of them are inexperienced forwards who made just one substitute appearance, but the below are the 11 players to have completed 100% of their passes in the Premier League this season...
Owen Hargreaves (Man City) 15 passes
Marcel Gecov (Fulham) 11
Callum McManaman (Wigan) 7
Cameron Lancaster (Tottenham) 4
Bruno Andrade (QPR) 4
Sebastien Squillaci (Arsenal) 3
Will Keane (Man Utd) 3
Ryan Noble (Sunderland) 3
John Gorman (Wolves) 1
Jordan Slew (Blackburn) 1
Stefan Maierhofer (Wolves) 1
Now all they need is a manager with experience of coaching a group of tika-taka types. If only there was one available...
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