Quiz: Are you a football hard man?
Come and have a go if you think you're... soft as melted ice cream?

Keane, Vieira, Souness, Butcher, Boli, Bremner, Hunter, Ruddock... naughty boys. Proper naughty boys.
In the latest issue of FourFourTwo we pay tribute to the hard men of football with a look at some of the game's toughest players. But maybe you fancy yourself as a bit of an enforcer? Well, find out just how close to some kind of institutional help you need by taking our brief mental examination.
Answer a few short questions to see whether you're more Winterburn or Drogba, Psycho or Chopper...
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Nick Moore is a freelance journalist based on the Isle of Skye, Scotland. He wrote his first FourFourTwo feature in 2001 about Gerard Houllier's cup-treble-winning Liverpool side, and has continued to ink his witty words for the mag ever since. Nick has produced FFT's 'Ask A Silly Question' interview for 16 years, once getting Peter Crouch to confess that he dreams about being a dwarf.

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