Just when we thought we’d seen the last of Crouchy as a top-flight player, Sean Dyche comes along and makes all of our deadline-day dreams come true.
Sam Vokes is off to Stoke but Crouch is heading in the opposite direction, poised to sign on at Turf Moor as Burnley bid to avoid the drop. Glorious.
Spoiler alert: the beanpole striker is already on this list, having last netted in the Premier League for an already-doomed Stoke on the final day of last season, aged 37.
Today’s quiz honours the golden oldies who’ve managed to get themselves on top-flight scoresheets since 1992, featuring the only 40-year-old to do so and even a goalkeeper for good measure.
Since it’s reasonably tough, we’re giving you eight minutes and a healthy batch of clues – including the club they scored for, their position and when they struck. Tell us your scores @FourFourTwo and we’ll get them on our daily Twitter leaderboard...
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