Ten minutes on the clock, 58 players to guess.
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The summer transfer frenzy is really in the swing of things now. A bonanza of anti-bargains coming your way. A nation of dads grumbling that they remember when Trevor Francis become the first £1 million man – and even that was too much.
Before the season starts, we could have not one but two new names at the top of this list. For now though, neither Jack Grealish nor Harry Kane make the cut, having totted up an impressive £0 worth of transfer fees between them so far in their careers.
So here are the 58 most expensive English players of all time (although actually, it's a bit less than 58, because some of these players are so good – or at least so well-travelled – that they appear twice in this list).
For a while, the record stood at £49m. Small beer in today's market, although it does apparently earn us all the right to judge that player’s tattoos/car/house/sink/breakfast etc. Because really there’s nothing else in the world to get angry about.
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