Senna, Negredo and Güiza fall victim to Del Bosque's swinging axe
The moustachioed maestro, Vicente del Bosque, has two rather chewy challenges lying on his footballing plate, this summer.
The main one of course is to win the World Cup - an achievement that would surely leave beer, pee and chunky spew running joyfully through the streets of Spain until at least Christmas.
The other - and some would argue - harder test was to go into the tournament with the full-throated backing of fans, newspapers and, most importantly of all, local political figures.
Del Bosque has achieved this particular part of his âÂÂMundialâ mission with some aplomb with almost universal agreement over the choice of 23 players that will make up SpainâÂÂs squad in South Africa.
Those happy-go-lucky, easy going Basques will be content with the inclusion of Fernando Llorente and Javi MartÃÂnez. There was clapping in the Catalan capital with VÃÂctor Valdés making the final cut, although not from Joan Laporta, no doubt, with the Barça keeper claiming that he is âÂÂproud to play with Spainâ - a comment that will surely bring him 40 lashes from his independence-potty president.
Heck, even those oddballs in Albacete will be waving their webby hands in the air to cheer little, limping Andrés Iniesta being named in Del BosqueâÂÂs squad.
MarcaâÂÂs editorial is a very happy one indeed, claiming that âÂÂthere is a consensus across the whole country: the best are going.âÂÂ
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The paper then spends the rest of Friday's edition fawning over José Mourinho who is currently using Real MadridâÂÂs training facilities for InterâÂÂs Champions League preparations. âÂÂLook! HeâÂÂs in the hotel room heâÂÂll be staying in next season!â gasps Marca. âÂÂLook! HeâÂÂs on the toilet he will be using next season! Look! He's on the bench that heâÂÂll be fired from at the end of next season!â And so on.
âÂÂBravo Del Bosque!â in the enthusiastic response from Santi Nolla in Barcelona daily, Mundo Deportivo. âÂÂHe has been brave and ended up with a list that focuses on players that are in the best form going into the World Cup.âÂÂ
Sport are most delighted with the inclusion of Valdés with Joan Batlle writing that the great season for the Barça keeper âÂÂforced [Del Bosque] into making the decision.âÂÂ
Alfredo Relaño writing in AS opined that Valdés cannot even be considered the third choice keeper in the squad. âÂÂHe has designs on the number one spotâ claims the paperâÂÂs editor. And it is an interesting assertion when considering that Del Bosque has the biggest of WAG problems with Iker Casillas.
The Spanish captainâÂÂs current squeeze, Sara Carbonero, will be merely metres away from him during the squadâÂÂs training sessions and matches as she is the main roving reporter for Telecinco, the Spanish channel covering the World Cup.
And that means plenty of hours spent staring distractedly at his lovely ladyfriend as she ignores the answers from the footballers she is interviewing, looks constantly into the camera and plays with her hair.
Three uncapped players have been called into the squad with no quibbles from any quarter on their inclusion. Valdés is the first along with Pedro and most excitingly of all, Javi MartÃÂnez, who takes the place of the ageing Marcos Senna.
The 21-year-old Basque midfielder was about to head off for a giant good-bye party for the retiring Joseba ExteberrÃÂa and then to the US for some holidays, but has cancelled everything to head to South Africa after a genuinely superb campaign in San Mamés.
âÂÂYou just canâÂÂt say how much it means for a professional footballer to go to the World Cup,â said MartÃÂnez.
There are no major complaints either on the seven players who were dropped from the original 30. VillarrealâÂÂs poor season sees Senna, Diego López, and Santi Cazorla missing the cut. Atlético keeper, David Gea, was always a âÂÂone for the futureâ choice in the team, a similar role played by Osasuna rightback, César Azpilicueta.
And there is no space for striker, Alvaro Negredo, on the grounds that his season has not been so strong for Sevilla. And thereâÂÂs the glaring fact that heâÂÂs a tool.
It is a similar situation for Dani Güiza, who has hit the 30-years-old mark and is a little off the media radar in Turkey. That, and the well known issue of GüizaâÂÂs love of parties and pretty ladies, combined with the close proximity of Sara Carbonero for a good month, no doubt.
It seems as if Vicente Del Bosque really has planned for everything.
Goalkeepers
Iker Casillas (Real Madrid)
Pepe Reina (Liverpool)
VÃÂctor Valdés (Barcelona)
Defenders
Raúl Albiol, Sergio Ramos, Alvaro Arbeloa (Real Madrid),
Gerard Piqué, Carles Puyol (Barcelona)
Joan Capdevila (Villarreal)
Carlos Marchena (Valencia)
Midfielders
Sergio Busquets, Andrés Iniesta, Xavi (Barcelona)
Xabi Alonso (Real Madrid)
Cesc Fabregas (Arsenal)
David Silva (Valencia)
Javi MartÃÂnez (Athletic Bilbao)
Jesús Navas (Sevilla) (to be replaced by Cazorla once he discovers the World Cup is not being held in CadÃÂz)
Forwards
David Villa, Pedro (Barcelona)
Juan Mata (Valencia)
Fernando Llorente (Athletic Bilbao)
Fernando Torres (Liverpool)
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